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[quote]My friends encouraged me to start this blog to share my grandma with the world. Anyone who lives near us hearing her scream "Fucking Cocksucker Won't FUCKING DIE!!" at the television at very late hours knows she's something special. I'm her 22 year old grandson and I wouldn't trade her for the world- for many reasons; but one stands out.
My Grandma plays video games. Wait- no, that doesn't do it justice: Grandma is fucking hardcore. She has a decent size TV in her room with surround sound, Digital Cable (through she never watches), GameCube, XBox, Playstation 2, SNES, and Genesis (with the 32X if you can believe that). It's not just that she plays, anyone can go through the motions of a walkthrough of a console game if they plug at it enough, she's good. She plays anywhere from 12 to 16 hours a day for RPG (Final Fantasy Series, Xenosaga, Zelda Series, Ico, etc.,.); 10 to 12 hours if she's on a sports fix (Outlaw Golf is particularly a favorite at the moment); and she gets kicks from destroying guests at the Multiplayer of your choice while serving them the indignity of simultaneously providing delicious cookies.
She's had two knee replacements and countless surgeries. If you were to see her in a grocery store you would see a old, Midwestern diabetic with thick glasses held up by a crutch or a shopping cart stumbling along smiling at everybody. She's polite, a safe driver, mother of five and grandmother of twelve. She's great. But if you get her in front of a game she likes, she becomes a monster; a demon who craves the blood, nay- the life-force of her enemies manifested as a swear happy old lady in a comfy chair. She has destroyed many controllers in frustration, already wore out two PS2's, and will gladly walk into a Gamestop or EB Games with the swagger of one with more knowledge about games and gaming than the teenager behind the counter can ever hope to amass.
This blog will be a chronicle to my experiences with this fascinating woman. I will update will new stories as well as memories of past campaigns. Welcome to OGHC.[/quote]
All I can say is this woman is absolutely hilarious, and amazing.
[url]http://oghc.blogspot.com/[/url]
I wish my grandma was this badass.
My grandma plays games too. Just she sticks to PS1 and PS2 games.
She's also badass :buddy:
[QUOTE=Painseeker;18158717]My grandma plays games too. Just she sticks to PS1 and PS2 games.
She's also badass :buddy:[/QUOTE]
Stop cashing in on other people's grandmas or make a video of yours.
[QUOTE=Parakon;18158834]Stop cashing in on other people's grandmas or make a video of yours.[/QUOTE]
I'm serious though, she wakes up at 6am every morning to play some scrabble on PS1 or RE4 on the PS2.
She likes scrabble :v:
[QUOTE=Parakon;18158834]Stop cashing in on other people's grandmas or make a video of yours.[/QUOTE]
It's not that uncommon for grandparents to play videogames to the point where they're actually better than you in some
The only thing my grandmother can beat me at is smoking and buying lottery tickets.
[QUOTE=Parakon;18159542]The only thing my grandmother can beat me at is smoking and buying lottery tickets.[/QUOTE]
My grandma beats me at scrabble :frown:
my grandma beats me at this videogame called sowing
it's really hard and there's no controller just your hands
[QUOTE=lum1naire;18159970]my grandma beats me at this videogame called sowing
it's really hard and there's no controller just your hands[/QUOTE]
it gets easy when you get the sewing machine ability perk and purchase the sowing machine from the shop.
Couldn't even tell you what I though this thread was about when I read the title...
My brother once tried to teach my grandma how to play one of those Naruto games for the Wii.
[QUOTE=silentjubjub;18160771]Couldn't even tell you what I though this thread was about when I read the title...[/QUOTE]
Yet you and I were intrigued nonetheless.
[QUOTE=silentjubjub;18160771]Couldn't even tell you what I though this thread was about when I read the title...[/QUOTE]
Oh god :eek:
I wonder how she would take to PC gaming
[QUOTE=silentjubjub;18160771]Couldn't even tell you what I though this thread was about when I read the title...[/QUOTE]
No words need to be said.
:saddowns:
3 letters, 1 word
hot
[QUOTE=lum1naire;18162401]3 letters, 1 word
hot[/QUOTE]
she has a mustache.
hot
All I can say is LOL.
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