• Secret of the Magic Crystals - Unicorn Farm Simulator 2012
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[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQcd_ynG3cLzWQTwUkY8Xt4v25zM3Us_z2eVYTWvNvdm5md-pve[/img] [quote=steam]In this game you manage a horse-breeding farm set in a fantasy surrounding. The game enables you to breed legendary horses such as Pegasus, Unicorn, Fire-steed, Ice-steed and Demon-steed. You can buy over 700 objects during the game. Make all kinds of horseshoes as well as lots of magical potions for your horses. If they are exhausted or ill, you are able to cure and look after them. Your horses and colts need lots of care and that’s the way they recover their strengths. You can train your horses on four different fields in five levels of difficulty. You can even breed them in order to have more talented horses. Different horse races help you to gather 25 kinds of cups and you can send your horses to complete 30 exciting missions.[/quote] This fabulous game is all about breeding and training fabulous fantasy horses, if you're not already sold, then I believe this feature list will change things! It has so much content that I can't even list it all! But i'll still try, so here goes! It has such fabulous things as: -Unicorns! -Over 5 different variations of the same minigame! -A whopping five different magical legendary horses to breed! -Races that you can't see and have no impact on! -Quests that you can't see and have no impact on! -Over one songs! -Seven hundred resprites of the same ten items! -A world that can't decide if magic is alien or common! -A lamp for your horse! -A bucket for your horse! -Unintuitive controls! -Legitimately scary visuals! -More horses! -And of course, a stellar plot for your horses to participate in! What stellar plot you might ask? Why, i'll let the game speak for itself and show you it's mind blowing intro, of course made of stellar hand drawn images and very grammatically correct text! [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg7/scaled.php?server=7&filename=70543654.png&res=landing[/img] [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg341/scaled.php?server=341&filename=16317800.png&res=landing[/img] [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg507/scaled.php?server=507&filename=83713488.png&res=landing[/img] [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg52/scaled.php?server=52&filename=65190939.png&res=landing[/img] [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg407/scaled.php?server=407&filename=83849261.png&res=landing[/img] [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg703/scaled.php?server=703&filename=46299836.png&res=landing[/img] Wow! I'm already blown away by the portrayal of this mind boggling storyline! Then, after watching this beatifull intro, you are presented with the games' first moral choice, which of two horribly deformed beasts corrupted by the power of the magical crystals are you to play as? The evil overlord Scaryson on the right, or the slightly less evil and scary mistress pinkerton on the left? It's a grey and gray morality system! [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg33/scaled.php?server=33&filename=31769706.png&res=landing[/img] After that, you're thrown right into this games' dark and lonely world, like a child who lost it's parents and is all alone in a big empty world, with naught but a baby Unicorn to keep it company. [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg834/scaled.php?server=834&filename=22809937.png&res=landing[/img] And speaking of unicorns, we should probably go greet the unicorn we started with in our new level one stable! Aww, isn't it cute! [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg543/scaled.php?server=543&filename=86961806.png&res=landing[/img] [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg513/scaled.php?server=513&filename=55872188.png&res=landing[/img] Wait, what's that?! Our [del]pokemon[/del] unicorn! It's evolving! [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg839/scaled.php?server=839&filename=10af.png&res=landing[/img] [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg805/scaled.php?server=805&filename=10b.png&res=landing[/img] Wow! It's all grown up now! I think now is a perfect time to go to the corral and train a little! (No I don't know what a corral is, but it has something to do with horses.) I think we should do the forest course! [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg267/scaled.php?server=267&filename=11ae.png&res=landing[/img] Oh god! Evil Overlord Scaryson! You scared me! [sp]please don't kill me[/sp] [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg440/scaled.php?server=440&filename=105py.png&res=landing[/img] Whew, now that he is gone, let's get to watching horses jump over things! [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg684/scaled.php?server=684&filename=12ame.png&res=landing[/img] Wait, is it actually phasing through that piece of wood? Wow, these horses must truly be magical beings of awesomeness! [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg339/scaled.php?server=339&filename=12bf.png&res=landing[/img] I think this went well! So ofcourse I decided to try again! However, it turned out my horse was exhausted, and now Evil Overlord Scaryson is angry. [img]http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg820/scaled.php?server=820&filename=42113520.png&res=landing[/img] After this he sucked out my soul, I didn't screencap it because it was too horrifying to look at. [img]http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/2/28693/1742320-castlevania_symphony_of_the_night_game_over_super.jpg[/img] And that's how you play the game! Credits for this amazing thread experience: -Aperture Fan, for gifting this stellar game to me! -Steam, for having this game in it's shop instead of all those [url=http://www.unepicgame.com/en/game.html]inferior[/url] [url=http://www.renegadekid.com/mutantmudds.htm]indie[/url] [Url=http://www.wadjeteyegames.com/gemini-rue.html]games[/url]. -And ofcourse, [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artery]Artery[/url] Studios for making this stellar game in the first place!
Holy shit, you actually played it, and made a thread about it.
[QUOTE=Dwarfy77;37486177]Holy shit, you actually played it, and made a thread about it.[/QUOTE] Yes, it was a perilous road filled with hardships and danger, but I braved it and came out relatively unscathed.
Seeing this thread was worth the $5.
I got it for $1.34 or something, but holy shit you actually played it more than 20 minutes :v:
[QUOTE=Novangel;37488123]I got it for $1.34 or something, but holy shit you actually played it more than 20 minutes :v:[/QUOTE] I played it for over 2 hours. My horses are the best horses.
[QUOTE=Painseeker;37488138]I played it for over 2 hours. My horses are the best horses.[/QUOTE] How do you even get more of them?
[QUOTE=elowin;37498863]How do you even get more of them?[/QUOTE] I believe you need to upgrade your well in the farm overview. Makes no sense to me but eh, horses.
Is it possible to get the flaming horse or is that just to attract a broader audience?
Shit I wanted to buy this
[QUOTE=Badunkadunk;37500482]Is it possible to get the flaming horse or is that just to attract a broader audience?[/QUOTE] From steam description: YOU CAN HAZ DESE HORSIES Pegasus, Unicorn, Fire-steed, Ice-steed and Demon-steed I really love the last three, their names are incredibly creative. [QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;37500501]Shit I wanted to buy this[/QUOTE] You should.
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