• Real reason why Kim leaved Valve
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Well, long time ago Gabe said that EP3 will be more innovative than portal in terms of gameplay. Kim as any other dev in valve probably knows about this innovative things and she leaved to the other company where her friends work, and *something happens here* she steal the ideas to make this innovations ih their games before ep3 will be released, turns out that EP3 aren't innovative because it stole this things from other game :ohdear:
I really can't understand what you are trying to say
Like I said, it's probably because Gabe kept trying to hit on/eat her.
Gabe probably sat on her. OH LOLOLOL GABE FAT JOKE SO FUNY
Or maybe she decided to work for a new company? It happens you know.
[QUOTE=Marlamin;18796935] OH LOLOLOL GABE FAT JOKE SO FUNY[/QUOTE] That + your avatar = lulz from me
[QUOTE=-TRASE-;18796690]Well, long time ago Gabe said that EP3 will be more innovative than portal in terms of gameplay. [/QUOTE] I haven't heard that :haw:
[QUOTE=-TRASE-;18796690]Well, long time ago Gabe said that EP3 will be more innovative than portal in terms of gameplay. Kim as any other dev in valve probably knows about this innovative things and she leaved to the other company where her friends work, and *something happens here* she steal the ideas to make this innovations ih their games before ep3 will be released, turns out that EP3 aren't innovative because it stole this things from other game :ohdear:[/QUOTE] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aqyjIpWOmsY/SagqYw1f2wI/AAAAAAAAAJw/DrU79YvIzJc/s320/C_71_article_1007346_image_list_image_list_item_0_image.jpg[/img]
They were obviously having sex in gabe's office ( she could barely fit in ) and she saw all the blubber on gabe's penis and was so disturbed she had to leave.
[QUOTE=seano12;18811522]They were obviously having sex in gabe's office ( she could barely fit in ) and she saw all the blubber on gabe's penis and was so disturbed she had to leave.[/QUOTE] ep3 delayed by 3 years.
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;18812587]ep3 delayed by 3 years.[/QUOTE] It was never going to come out in the first place
[QUOTE=seano12;18812626]It was never going to come out in the first place[/QUOTE] Oh, it will! Valve will ship in all those devs from Duke Nukem' Forever now that they're not busy twiddling their thumbs or whatever! It'll be done in no time ! - oh wait
the DN: forever Devs are experts at twiddling thumbs, theyll fit right into the ep3 staff, expect a gordon freeman thumb twiddling idle animation to be leaked sometime after 5 years.
[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;18860407]the DN: forever Devs are experts at twiddling thumbs, theyll fit right into the ep3 staff, expect a gordon freeman thumb twiddling idle animation to be leaked sometime after 5 years.[/QUOTE] Y'know, that'd actually be a pretty sweet idle animation. What'd be even better than that is if he pulled out a yo-yo to play with for his idle animation, Crash Bandicoot style ;D But I guess that is just asking too much, I mean the guys too lazy to even talk :<
bad reading i still can't get it
No, the real reason is: Kim was raped by Gabe and Robin. She was dissapointed by Gabe and exploded and there were rumours about her leaving.
what a great thread
Her size rivalled Gabe's, he got jealous, and digested her.
gabe isn't very happy about this thread
[QUOTE=NomadicNinja;18872314]gabe isn't very happy about this thread[/QUOTE] ever seen gabe smile
you ever seen a AR2 before?
incoming ar3 joke
[QUOTE=X-Bot_30K;18872479]incoming ar3 joke[/QUOTE] We used to the gabes down with those AR3s
there's no such thing as a AR3
The city was loaded with 'em.
told you
Let the conspiracy theories commence!
Damn it. Does the mean that no portal 2? Or even Half-Life 2: Episode 3?
[QUOTE=Marlamin;18796935]Gabe probably sat on her. OH LOLOLOL GABE FAT JOKE SO FUNY[/QUOTE] Rofl.
[QUOTE=UserDerth;18879720]Damn it. Does the mean that no portal 2? Or even Half-Life 2: Episode 3?[/QUOTE] Why? She is one person, she was fired, someone else from the team took her job.
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