I was playing GTA IV on Xbox Live earlier. Some kid with a southern accent joints the game and starts shooting or trolling all of us, as well as cussing us out and supposedly whining to microsoft about how we all deserve the banhammer for "vulgarity" and "modding xboxes."
At one point his mom comes in the room and tells him to go to bed at 7PM, delivering some insight into his true age. He called her a bitch and things went to hell from there. Judging by the thud... smash... thud coming from his mic, as well as the shouts of pain and fury by both his mother and him, I think they actually duked it out for the other 15 people to hear.
Left4Dead 2: Shot a guy in the elbow with the Hunting Rifle when he jumped down off of the scaffolding onto the ground, landing right in front of me while I was aiming at a jockey. I apologize and immediately he turns around and shoots me 10 times with the combat shotgun. I votekicked him, it fails, 1:3. One guy disconnects, and then the bot uses his defib. on me.
I play it cool, then, 20 feet from the safehouse, I shoot all 3 of the dudes down and run into a jockey following us.
Good times.
I angered a Fleshpounder in Killing Floor, since I was on berserk class, and about 100m from it (west london mind you). I tried to outrun it by switching to knife and running like clappers. I reached one of the tunnels going under that bridge, and went throught it's doors. A fellow player was behind that door, and said "Hey what's up" in mic, seemingly interested why I was so busy running away he decides to take a look behind the door. Here's basicly what happened:
"Uh, hey d-*Fleshpounder comes running around the corner*HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIT" and shooting wildly with his M14. All this while yelling "SHIT FUCK SHIT PISS OH GOD" at the top of his lungs. Meanwhile the fleshpounder has come to about 3m from me, when it suddenly decidets to target the scared fellow with the m14. Causing him to shit bricks even more. The fleshpounder dies just in the middle of it swinging it's fist on him.
Had good laughs :v:
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