Every other valve game has this, why not portal?
1. It is smart to do exactly what graphitti tells you.
2. The cake is a lie
3. These threads are dumb.
4. There are advanced knee replacements that prevent any damage from falling no matter the height.
Also what number 3 said
6. Cake is a spy.
7. Anybody who says "the cake is a lie" thinking that it will make him look funny should be shot. Seriously, it isn't funny.
8. Falling in a pool of acid will leave an unsatisfactory mark on your test record.
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9. Chell has dirty feet
10. You are a girl.
11. Speedy thing comes in, speedy thing comes out.
12. GLaDOS (the talking computer) is a man.
13. I agree with Thomo and EliteGuy.
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Over 9000 cake jokes!!!!!
14.never trust robots
[B]15.[/B] What goes up must come down...and then must come up again.
16. You're ugly
17. To succeed in life you must incinerate your closest friend.
18. You have no healthbar,but can die anyway.
edit: Goes for life too.
19. Do not look directly into the operational end of the device.
Huh, this is my 100th post. Did not think I would waste it like this.
20. Don't assume the party position and wait for the cake/part reception (I waited 20 minutes) :(
21. You are going the wrong way you know
22. Memes will never die, no matter how stupid they are
[QUOTE=Dronaroid;16926957]7. Anybody who says "the cake is a lie" thinking that it will make him look funny should be shot. Seriously, it isn't funny.[/QUOTE]
tHE cake is a lie!!!!!! ^_______________________^ :33333
23. The Apeture Science Handheld Portal device is now more expensive than the combined salaries and organs of all residents of <SUBJECT HOMETOWN HERE>.
24. One of the thingies that falls off GlaDOS knows the cake recipe.
25. A single cube with a heart can turn into a meme for a month.
26. It's your old pal the rocket turret! :buddy:
27. Rat Man has alot of paint hidden somewhere
I learned that speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
28.You will never fit 1000 things you learned from a 40 minute game.
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