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Forumwarz is a multiplayer browser-based role-playing game which is a parody of Internet culture designed by Crotch Zombie Productions.
Unlike many traditional role-playing games, Forumwarz takes place on a fake, parodic version of the Internet. The primary battlegrounds are in the form of virtual internet forums. Parody themes include furries, script kiddies, Boing Boing, Apple Computer, ricers, 4chan, Ron Paul, Fark, gamers, Bill O'Reilly, Otaku, Cory Doctorow, and the Church of Scientology.
The player begins as a bored Internet user, searching on a search engine (a thinly veiled analogue of Google). Soon their search query is interrupted by an instant message from "Shallow Esophagus", a mysterious non-player character who introduces them to the concept of pwnage.
The player soon begins pwning, or attacking, forums through various trolling methods. Following the first mission, one of four character classes can be chosen — [b]Emo Kid[/b], [b]Troll[/b], [b]Camwhore[/b], or [b]Hacker[/b]. The player may also choose to stay as a Re-Re, and later select the Permanoob class.
As forums become increasingly difficult to pwn, characters earn experience points in the form of "cred", thus improving their statistics, gear and many other usefull items.
[b]Re-Re[/b]
[img]http://forumwarz.com/uploads/final/3b29086c789a8e27c0a8735fae831b62.jpgp[/img]
The Re-Re is the starting class. This means that you can change your class while you are still a Re-Re. Changing your class is permanent, so may want to play as Re-Re for a while if you wish to gain all Re-Re skills. If you get to level 10 as a Re-Re, you can become a Permanoob. If you plan on becoming a Permanoob then you should spend a large portion of your Upgrade Points on Ego.
[b]Troll[/b]
[img]http://www.forumwarz.com/images/player_classes/troll.jpg[/img]
* Relies on substantial Defense and low-cost attacks with fast refreshes.
* As well as access to cheaper Douchebaggery healing items.
* To offset this, no Ego healing ability exists for Trolls.
* Their attacks also deal less damage than that of an injured Emo Kid or buffed Camwhore.
* Uses exclusive fetish equipment.
[b]Hacker[/b]
[img]http://www.forumwarz.com/images/player_classes/hacker.jpg[/img]
* Secondary Statistic:
Processing Power
* Equipment: multiple pieces of Hardware and Glasses.
* Relies on balls Luck in addition to the above.
* Unique, in that its forum attacks are not reply based
[b]Emo Kid[/b]
[img]http://www.forumwarz.com/images/player_classes/emokid.jpg[/img]
* Secondary stat:
Tears
* Relies on high Offense, Tears, and Ego.
* The lower your Ego, the more damage your attacks do.
* Burns through Tears really, really fast.
* Bad Ego-boosting abilities.
[b]Cam Whore[/b]
[img]http://www.forumwarz.com/images/player_classes/camwhore.jpg[/img]
* Secondary Stat:
Sexiness
* Maintains some of the best attacks and healing buffs in the game.
* Low Sexiness rating and fragile equipment balance this out.
* Relies on high Charisma.
* Wears Shoes, Glasses, and (if Episode 2 has been bought) Lingerie equipment purchased from class-specific stores.
[b]E-Peen (Achievements)[/b]
After achieving certain tasks you will be rewarded with E-Peen™. It doesn't affect gameplay, it just acts more like a permanent scar on your asshole or a badge of honor (and sometimes, dishonor).
Remember when you got that little patch in the Boy Scouts for being able to tie a knot, and then the cool kids beat you up after you showed it off? Or like the time you came home crying to your mom, but she was mad at you because she burned her finger while ironing the damn thing onto your strap or whatever the fuck it was attached to, so she put out her cigarette on your forehead in a fit of rage? Same thing, but it's digital.
All the E-Peen™ you've gained are listed on your Player Profile (if it's enabled), and is displayed next to your avatar in all flamebate posts. Be sure to sneak a peek at other players' profiles and compare their E-Peen™ to yours!
E-Peen™ also contribute to your E-Peen™ Length.
You can find a full list of 'E-Peens' [url=http://www.forumwarz.com/spoilers/wiki/List_of_E_Peen]HERE[/url]
As for just following the storyline, there is also a number of multiplayer 'mini-games' that are avalible such as:
[img]http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/4567/33919616.png[/img]
[b]Klans[/b]
A klan is a bunch of people that join together to do stuff.
Some klans also execute Raids, which allow multiple clan members to gain Vanilla Scoops in an effort to win medals in Domination. [i]Hint, Hint.. Facepunch[/i]
Here is my Cam Whores Klanpage:
[img]http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/4157/76926851.png[/img]
There are many, many more things you can do on this extremely offensive web-based game, I may add them later but for now, I'll let you find them out.
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This looks [I]really[/I] fucking stupid. I think I tried this once, and I hated it.
[QUOTE=lockdown6;19626571]I found it pretty fun but I can't bring myself to pay for episode 2.[/QUOTE]
Episode 3 is soon to come out, I did buy episode 2 but I'm still deciding on buying it.
Man, this is damn cool.
oh god
i still have my account on this
[url]http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/FlamingNeko[/url]
first one to comment on my profile gets 15 brownies.
[QUOTE=lockdown6;19626856]I couldn't find out where to comment so I sent you a tubmail.[/QUOTE]
You have to add them as a friend first to comment on their stall
[QUOTE=lockdown6;19626960]whatever, not like there's anything useful that one could buy with 15 BP :v:[/QUOTE]
A custom avatar, I've been pranked recently.. -.-
[img]http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/9332/85686720.png[/img]
It was fun for the first ten minutes then it became boring.
Fun fact : I'm still the Facepunch klan admin. Too bad I got swamped with requests to join and I couldn't be fucked to play the game any more.
PM one of the officers if you're looking to join. Try them all.
Now I remember why I never, ever added anyone. The interface for doing so is fucking horrible. You have to go to the tubmail inbox, copy paste the name (which will link you to a page if you accidentally click it), go back to the klan tab, enter the name, submit. And I had like 50 bajillion of these. I have better things to do, seriously.
I like it, personally.
Can't imagine paying for Episode 2 though.
I remember this game. I stopped playing after it wanted me to pay for Episode 2.
I'll wait till Episode 2 goes free.
I don't think Ep2 Will be free however I do hope it will get cheaper when Ep3 comes out.
I've gone and won some "bp" (INTERNET MONEYS) for this game, so SO FAR I haven't paid for anything.
BTW you forgot about Permanoobs. Obviously the best class.
I'm an officer in the clan. I don't play it anymore though.
I played it once, stopped and I don´t play it anymore. It gets really repetitive after a while. It´s just:
Troll
Wait
Buy
Troll
why would i want to play as a troll on a game when i can troll fine right here?
I used to play this a while back with Facepunch. We exploited our class, and made characters that could use abilities from all of them.
if i use a z instead of an s, maybe ill be cool
[QUOTE=DeepDizh;19690408]if i use a z instead of an s, maybe ill be cool[/QUOTE]
There you go.
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