What would you do if you could chill with Postal Dude for a day?

[Slasha00]

You know, like he comes to you in the dead of night and you get in his jalopy and the next day you hang out with him. Might a get a lil' boring cause he can't speak about anything pleasant but other than talk what would you do?

I would tell him to train me in the art of cat silencer combat.

[tomoom165]

Piss on dads grave.

[Sharkle_Bunwich]

Piss on dad.

[junkfooded]

Borrow his shovel

[Gufu]

Either:
1)Run like hell before he reloads.
2)Reload with him.

[Doctor Smiles]

Buy him a beer and watch some football.

[toastedspyro]

We'd go around setting everything on fire and then piss the fires out.

And then go buy milk.

[Eleventeen]

Enjoy his voice.

[admiral_Cola]

Post in The Valve Subforum.

[-TRASE-]

Run away.

[waterwash]

fuck shit up and blow shit up

[Asm]

wud find my school bullies n shoot them lol

[CloverField]

Well the postal dude would probably kill me but if he didn't id help him with his errands.

[kaneangel2012]

we would piss... on every one

[srag]

Probably be on the run from the long arm of the law.

[PVTdrone536]

Look at Postals ass...Oh wait?

[The DooD]

Well if he doesn't kill me (which I imagine he would), then I'd probably buy him a beer, shortly before getting into a massive pub fight where everyone in the pub ends up dead except him, me and some random hot chick.

Then'd we go blow up a fat chick

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Speaking of Postal Dude, does anyone have any information on Postal 3?

[DrBones]

Buy a Krotchy.

[Jaanus]

Probably die from a severe case of lack of head.

[cheeseman52]

Go to the mall.

[The DooD]

[QUOTE=Jaanus;19767702]Probably die from a severe case of lack of head.[/QUOTE]

If there was an apocalypse on the weekend you hung out with him you might lose all your limbs and your hips too probably.

[Miya]

[QUOTE=admiral_Cola;19659290]Post in The Valve Subforum.[/QUOTE]
postal 3 uses source engine so it's very Loosely related