• Army Men 1 Plastic Men, Real Combat : MegaThread!
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All those plastic Army Men you use to play with. With their little green and tan and blue and gray guns. Those were the days of m80's and President scams! * cough Nixon * Up till 1998, Army Men were kind of those cheap Chinese made plastic men that your mom would step on and curse at you all the time! This all changed when the company known as 3DO stepped up, and developed a game that would change your way of thought for ever! [b]Army Men[/b] [img]http://old-cans.com/games/armymen/1.jpg[/img] This action packed / kind of like an RTS game came into the Gaming Industry promoting fire and weapons that matched no time line in particular. Yes ladies and gentlemen, it was ARMY MEN! Sarge was kick ass and he didn't chew bubble gum! All he chewed was Tan scum limbs, and General Plastro's big, fat, and juicy di-...dinomite crews! :biggrin: [b]Army Men's kick ass intro! ( PC ) [/b] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSlxMhFb5ks[/media] Army Men is ( in my opinion ) have a more Army Men feel to it. The game's outdoor battlegrounds range from The Southern Bayou Swamps / Forests / Desert and Desert Town / Lakes with Boot Camps / and Robbing Banks :buddy: . [b]NPC'S[/b] [highlight]Friendly NPC's[/highlight] [img]http://i35.tinypic.com/hvzbmb.jpg[/img] [b]Name[/b] : Green Soldiers [b]Faction[/b] : Green [b]Ranks[/b] : Regular Soldier / Medics / Special Operations ( Bank Robbers ) [b]Guns[/b] : M16 Rifle? Shoots one bullet at a time / Grenade / Bazooka / Flame Thrower ( I think only it Multi-Player thought :bang: ) [b]Use / Seen[/b] : The Green Soldiers can be useful, but the Tan Soldiers can easily overcome them in weaponry and units. These allies can be seen at Boot Camps, fighting Grey forces, fighting Tan Forces, Robbing Banks, in Deserts, Forests, near lakes, and in Desert Cities. [b]Vehicles seen in[/b] : Jeeps, Half-Tracks, and I think Tanks? [img]http://i34.tinypic.com/2hp25js.jpg[/img] [b]Name[/b] : Blue Spies [b]Faction[/b] : Blue / Tan / Green [b]Ranks[/b] : Spies / Informers [b]Guns[/b] : M16 Rifle [b]Use / Seen[/b] : Not much is known about the Blue Faction except they are French. They also are spies and probably work for the highest bidder. Point is your usual killing them or robbing things for them * cough * banks * cough * [b]Vehicles Seen In[/b] : Jeeps and that's it... [highlight]Enemy Factions[/highlight] [img]http://i34.tinypic.com/2hp25js.jpg[/img] [b]Name[/b] : Blue Spies [b]Faction[/b] : Blue / Tan / Green [b]Ranks[/b] : Spies / Informers [b]Guns[/b] : M16 Rifle [b]Use / Seen[/b] : Not much is known about the Blue Faction except they are French. They also are spies and probably work for the highest bidder. Point is your usual killing them or robbing things for them * cough * banks * cough * [b]Vehicles Seen In[/b] : Jeeps and that's it... [img]http://i34.tinypic.com/2ut510h.jpg[/img] [b]Name[/b] : Tan Soldier [b]Faction[/b] : Tan [b]Ranks[/b] : Soldiers, Grenadiers, Bazooka Men, Tank Crews, Pillbox Guards, and Drivers / Gunners. [b]Guns[/b] : M16, Auto-Rifle ( Machine-gun ) , Bazookas, Grenades, Mortars, and Flame Throwers. [b]Use / Seen[/b] You will see these guys in almost every mission except for a few Bayou missions. These assholes even murder POW's and slaughter Green troops with flame throwers. They guard trains, Secret Tan Bases, forests, and weapons depots. Watch out for these guys cause they will eat you alive... :witch: [b]Vehicles[/b] : Jeeps, Half-Tracks, and Tanks. [img]http://i37.tinypic.com/10scgaf.jpg[/img] [b]Name[/b] : Grey Soldier [b]Faction[/b] : Grey [b]Ranks[/b] : General, Soldiers, Bazooka Men, and Guards. [b]Guns[/b] : M16, and Bazookas. [b]Use / Seen[/b] : These weirdo's can be seen in the Swampy / Bayou regions of the South. They are en-trenched and are fighting against Tan and of course... You :commissar: [b]No Vehicles :wth:[/b] [img]http://i38.tinypic.com/2vtw783.jpg[/img] [b]Name[/b] : Intelligent Zombies [b]Faction[/b] : None ( Kills anybody ) [b]Ranks[/b] : Well they use guns, so yeah... [b]Use / Seen[/b] : Only near the end level in the Graveyard. [b]No Vehicles[/b] [highlight]Outdoor Environments[/highlight] Throughout the Plastic world were varies of different environments. Ranging from Lakes to Desert. Here are some pics of the environment and the factions that lived there... This is the Desert [img]http://i37.tinypic.com/34f03ty.jpg[/img] Forests [img]http://i34.tinypic.com/20s6gyb.jpg[/img] Bayou / Swamp [img]http://i34.tinypic.com/2z9hzbm.jpg[/img] Lake [img]http://i35.tinypic.com/11ukt9i.jpg[/img] Robbin Banks... :smug: [img]http://i38.tinypic.com/35at5qh.jpg[/img] [highlight]I will now show you Army Men's kick ass vehicles.[/highlight] [img]http://i36.tinypic.com/2q02jow.jpg[/img] [b]Name[/b] : Half-Track [b]Info[/b] : Has a mounted Heavy MG on top of it. Can carry about 4 people and money. [img]http://i36.tinypic.com/5ofp0l.jpg[/img] [b]Name[/b] : Tank [b]Info[/b] : Can only shoot explosives or rockets.. whatever you call them. Kick's ass! [img]http://i36.tinypic.com/2mqw94g.jpg[/img] [b]Name[/b] : Jeep [b]Info[/b] : Pretty weak and can only carry two people. Has a mounted Light MG. [img]http://i36.tinypic.com/2j2tfzm.jpg[/img] [b]Truck[/b] Holds a few men and that's about it. If only it could do more :( [highlight]Weapons[/highlight] [b]M16[/b] The M16 is a one shot rifle that is probably the slowest gun in the game. Most soldiers have this rifle and you start out with this rifle as well. [img]http://i35.tinypic.com/352g86e.jpg[/img] [b]Bazooka[/b] The Bazooka is good against vehicles.. It packs a great punch and will kick some Tan Ass! [b]Mine-Sweeper[/b] What do you expect? Its a mine-sweeper dammit! It finds those little buggers for ya and removes them out of the dirt. [b]Flame Thrower[/b] This bad boy can burn down trees, rape jeeps, and kick some Tan ass! [b]Mortar[/b] The mortar is like the Grenade except it shoots longer and is really annoying when the enemy has it. [b]Grenades[/b] [img]http://i37.tinypic.com/1zyagye.jpg[/img] The Grenade is your friend :clint: It can destroy groups of Tan and even kill your own men sometimes... [b]Dynamite[/b] [img]http://i38.tinypic.com/2e5uxar.jpg[/img] [img]http://i36.tinypic.com/oqko7b.jpg[/img] [b]Auto-Rifle[/b] Like the m16 except this one shoots faster and is more like a Machine Gun. [b]Recon[/b] Shows every single enemy and allies on the map. [b]Air-Strike[/b] Sends airplanes to swoop down and deliver some Green Bombing action! [b]Para-Troopers[/b] Sends our Green men from the sky to breaking their legs on the ground! [highlight]Battle Grounds[/highlight] Army Men 1 had many battles were a lot of NPC's would fight off against each other. Some were violent and some were biased! Here are some examples of the battles... [b]Boot Camp Assault[/b] [img]http://i36.tinypic.com/2v9d8ut.jpg[/img] [b]Desert Cover[/b] [img]http://i37.tinypic.com/11udpcg.jpg[/img] [b]Grey and Tan dispute[/b] [highlight]Now after all that we will take a look at Multi-Player and its maps.[/highlight] [b]Alpine Map[/b] [img]http://i34.tinypic.com/20s6gyb.jpg[/img] [b]Desert Blitz[/b] [img]http://i35.tinypic.com/25hk0me.jpg[/img] [b]Desert Blitz 2[/b] [img]http://i38.tinypic.com/2r5co3r.jpg[/img] [b]Bayou[/b] Just like the Single Player map... * Search above in the Grey section of Outdoor Environments * [highlight]Random Pics.[/highlight] [img]http://i33.tinypic.com/b81l7c.jpg[/img] [img]http://i38.tinypic.com/2lxz0xf.jpg[/img] [highlight]Working on Army Men 2 part of thread[/highlight] Then 3DO decided that the Army Men series could become even better when they released... [b]Army Men 2[/b]! [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/617397FKMHL._SL500_AA280_.jpg[/img] Army Men 2 is the successor to Army Men 1 featuring 3D Cinematic videos, new NPC's and more ways to kick ass then ever though before. Now we will take a look at General Gameplay in Army Men 2 and show the new graphics, weapons and NPC's that were introduced. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbgGu1sylLI&feature=player_profilepage[/media] Now we will go into the world or NPC's of Army Men 2 and show you how they can really make your life tough. [highlight]Friendly NPC's[/highlight] [b]Name[/b] : Green Soldier [b]Faction[/b] : Green / Cult [b]Ranks[/b] : Rifleman, Auto-Rifle Men, Heavy Machine-Gunners, Vulcan Gun Men, Grenadiers, Flamers, Cult Maniacs, Paratroopers, Scouts, and Veteran. [b]Use / Seen[/b] : These bad boys are first seen in the very first level. Overtime though you can rescue squads of men or call in the fly boys to deliver some Tan chewing, kick ass legions of Green. [b]Name[/b] : Blue Spies [b]Faction[/b] : Green / Blue [b]Ranks[/b] : Spies. [b]Use / Seen[/b] : These shady guys are seen only about twice ( maybe ) during Gameplay. You actually save one from a caged death in the level where you destroy an 8-Ball. This time though these guys are on your side... [highlight]Enemy NPC's[/highlight] [b]Name[/b] : Cockroach [b]Faction[/b] : Bugs ( lololol ) [b]Ranks[/b] : Disgusting [b]Use / Seen[/b] : These buggers... lol .... are seen mostly on the Kitchen level but can be found in other places too. [img]http://i33.tinypic.com/fyelj6.jpg[/img] [b]Name[/b] : Suicide Bomber [b]Faction[/b] : Cult [b]Ranks[/b] : M80 Squads of death [b]Use / Seen[/b] : Seen in the level where you have to kill the colonel. These bad boys can wipe out an entire squad. [img]http://tinypic.com/usermedia.php?uo=fVoSkrnCCydQaiFwMiKAaYh4l5k2TGxc[/img] [b]Name[/b] : Zombies [b]Faction[/b] : Made by a Grey mad scientist. Though they will kill anyone in their path. [b]Ranks[/b] : Zombies, idk different colors of soldiers limbs. [b]Use / Seen[/b] These demented freaks can be seen mostly on the Vietnam island level. But they come back for a fight in some later levels. [img]http://i38.tinypic.com/1230h0o.jpg[/img] [b]Name[/b] : Tan Scientist [b]Faction[/b] : Tan [b]Ranks[/b] : Maniacs, Mad scientists, and Easy targets. [b]Use / Seen[/b] : You will see these guys in the desert level where you have to kill these guys because they are making a super soldier. [b]Name[/b] : Tan Soldiers [b]Faction[/b] : Tan [b]Ranks[/b] : Guards, Soldiers, Heavy Machine Gunners, Vulcan Gunners, Flamers, Mortars, Grenadiers, Invincible guys, Nazi's, and Para-troopers. [b]Use / Seen[/b] : Seen through-out nearly the whole game. Except for like two levels with zombies. These guys are tougher and are even harder to kill than before! [b]Name[/b] : Tan Super Soldiers [b]Faction[/b] : Tan [b]Ranks[/b] : Masterchief [b]Use / Seen[/b]
Nostalgasm :awesome:
[quote]Nostalgasm[/quote] I know right :buddy:
I just nostalgia'd over the keyboard.
These plastic motherfuckers are so awesome.
What was that one called? Air Corps or something? One for the money... Two for the show... Three tan is evil... And here we go!
[quote]What was that one called? Air Corps or something? One for the money... Two for the show... Three tan is evil... And here we go! [/quote] Either Army Men : Air Attack / or Army Men : Air Tactics
God I remember this. Tons of fun were had.
[quote]God I remember this. Tons of fun were had.[/quote] What if we could get like a group together online! :buddy:
I am holding the original cd and case in my hand right now. Nice memories playing this. All I did was play boot camp over and over again because I liked having access to all the vehicles and weapons. Haha, it's funny looking at the system requirements on the back of the case. 120mb HDD space 16mb of RAM Pentium 90 Windows 95 Great stuff
Wanna play a MP game? You set up a game cause I have no clue how :buddy:
I used to have this, been looking for it for years, yet I wasn't able to find it :(
I nostalgia'd
Nostalgiiiaaaaa. I remember how i oh-so loved Sarges Heroes. :(
The best ones are 1-3. I have the pc pack thingy
Ahh i remember this.. Good times.
I bloody loved this game, oh my god, so much time spent into this.
I had this one: [img]http://www.calshop.biz/gol_2005-2006/immagini/Psx/FICHE%20A/COVERS/Army_Men_3D_Pal.jpg[/img] sorry for big image.
This is so nostalgic.
[editline]At some random time :D[/editline] [QUOTE=Sub-Zero;18007082]This is so nostalgic.[/QUOTE] This is the thread. nostagalia. How much is this game? it was 5 $ last i checked about 4 years ago :P I WANT IT!!! ok i just found a torrent link. i dont think its illegal now. Link: [url]http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/4662499/Army_Men_RTS_Full_Game__Cracked__amp__ready_to_play__-_UNIDOGMA[/url] :) have fun
instant action with zombie mode on was awesome you'd go into a combat zone, kill tan and blue dicks, then eventually the zombies from all the dead corpses would rise one of my comrades who followed me the whole campaigned died, I had to put him down afterwords
heheheh Do not press the J key. it does nothing. do not go near the J key. What you just did can never be taken back lol? what? XD
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Sarge heal quotes from Army Men Toys in Space Sarge: AH! THAT IT THE SPOT! Sarge: HMM I NEEDED THAT!
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Also I love the graphics styles in army men 1-3 (especially the shade of dark green they use, god that color is awesome)
I've always loved these games. My favorite one was Army Men RTS since it felt like Starcraft made awesome. The Sarge's Heroes games on the N64 were fun too.
[QUOTE=lettuce_head;18007030]I had this one: [media][img]http://www.calshop.biz/gol_2005-2006/immagini/Psx/FICHE%20A/COVERS/Army_Men_3D_Pal.jpg[/img][/media] sorry for big image.[/QUOTE] Thank you very much. I just nostaliged so fucking hard i nearly passed out.
Too bad my CD for the game broke in half.
Hey guys I found some source mod thats hoping to bring back the army men days. Heres the link to the mod [url]http://www.moddb.com/mods/army-men-extended[/url]. Seems pretty promising.
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