I want to become a nurse. - Games

I want to become a nurse so that when someone comes out of a coma I can rehearse the HL2 G Man speech as he wakes up. Who is behind me on this?

What the fuck are you talking about. Usually when people are coming out of a coma, instead of listening to that fucking speech they are gunna run to the bathroom. "rise and shi-" "GET OUT OF THE WAY ASSHOLE ITS BEEN TWO YEARS I NEED TO FUCKING PEE"

I lol'd, epic idea

[QUOTE=Exuberance;20063097]What the fuck are you talking about. Usually when people are coming out of a coma, instead of listening to that fucking speech they are gunna run to the bathroom. "rise and shi-" "GET OUT OF THE WAY ASSHOLE ITS BEEN TWO YEARS I NEED TO FUCKING PEE"[/QUOTE] They dont drink while they are in a coma

[QUOTE=Exuberance;20063097]What the fuck are you talking about. Usually when people are coming out of a coma, instead of listening to that fucking speech they are gunna run to the bathroom. "rise and shi-" "GET OUT OF THE WAY ASSHOLE ITS BEEN TWO YEARS I NEED TO FUCKING PEE"[/QUOTE] Because when your in a coma you just can't piss on yourself.

Animiefag,go and take your stupid ideas with your. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - Jaanus))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Exuberance;20063097]What the fuck are you talking about. Usually when people are coming out of a coma, instead of listening to that fucking speech they are gunna run to the bathroom. "rise and shi-" "GET OUT OF THE WAY ASSHOLE ITS BEEN TWO YEARS I NEED TO FUCKING PEE"[/QUOTE] ...You have no idea how a coma works, right? Anyway, go ahead. Record it, and then send it on youtube.

Haha I love this idea.

[QUOTE=Kawaii;20062929]I want to become a nurse so that when someone comes out of a coma I can rehearse the HL2 G Man speech as he wakes up. Who is behind me on this?[/QUOTE] omg ur so funny xD this totlay deserved a thred!!!!!! :3!!!!!!!

No

[QUOTE=MadMaxJ;20065622]Animiefag,go and take your stupid ideas with your. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - Jaanus))[/highlight][/QUOTE] His... his what? I'm on edge :ohdear:

[QUOTE=Fusilero1;20066494]His... his what? I'm on edge :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Well, now we'll never know. Thanks a lot, Jaanus :argh:

Go for it.

I agree.

You will never become a nurse, and even if you did, you would never work up the courage to do this. Not only that, someone coming out of a coma would not be able to comprehend what you're saying, so there would be no point.

[QUOTE=mugofdoom;20067576]You will never become a nurse, and even if you did, you would never work up the courage to do this.[/QUOTE] I love it when people come into joke threads and point out the obvious and then act like they said something smart

[QUOTE=NeoDement;20067626]I love it when people come into joke threads and point out the obvious and then act like they said something smart[/QUOTE] I like to feel like I've just crushed someone's dreams, it gets me off at night.

[QUOTE=mugofdoom;20067706]I like to feel like I've just crushed someone's dreams, it gets me off at night.[/QUOTE] You know, normal people get off on PHYSICAL crushing.

Nurses are usualy female.

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;20068782]You know, normal people get off on PHYSICAL crushing.[/QUOTE] No, normal people get off by sticking their dick into- Oh.

[QUOTE=MadMaxJ;20065622]Animiefag,go and take your stupid ideas with your. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - Jaanus))[/highlight][/QUOTE] GTFO. Sounds awesome, OP.

[QUOTE=Combine 177;20069092]Nurses are usualy female.[/QUOTE] A nurse is usually a assistant doctor, who does not do the surgery and stuff, but just help.

[QUOTE=Populus89;20065930]...You have no idea how a coma works, right?[/QUOTE] Or a comma, apparently.

[QUOTE=mugofdoom;20067706]I like to feel like I've just crushed someone's dreams, it gets me off at night.[/QUOTE] You crushed my dream of crushing dreams