My friend and I were bored talking about how great online original Xbox was and I decided to look up some reviews of the best titles.
I was scrolling along some reviews for some original Xbox games and I thought to look up some for 'Burnout 3:Takedown' because i was curious and I found this User review and it made me cry laughing...Here it is
HatM. Gave this game a 3/10.
"This game is ok, but way overrated. OOHHH!!! LOOK AT ME!!! I GET TO DRIVE A CAR!!!! Give me a break. I drive a car everyday and it's no big deal. Video games are supposed to be an escape from reality, where you get do something you can't do in real life. But it's becoming increasingly popular to do stupid things in video games that you can do in real life like drive. It won't be long before we have "Put On Your Pajamas and Brush Your Teeth: The Video Game." Why don't people try a game where they get to experience something new, like A Dog's Life. In that game you get to be a dog!!! Has anyone here ever been a dog?!! No, it's something new and that's why you should play it. You waste time in video games driving cars or playing football or buying property or delivering pizzas, when you could escape reality. So why are games like the Sims popular? Because people are stupid. People as a whole like bad movies, bad music, bad politicians, bad books, and of course bad video games. It's because of those people that the video game industry is going to hell. But ya, Burnout 3 is OK, but come on, let's try something new people"
-If you'd like, post the funniest review of a game you've ever seen, it could be satire, or serious. (honestly sometime its hard to tell with some) lol
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Metacritic user review has ruined Diablo 3 sale
[QUOTE=zelchacha;39967462]M It won't be long before we have "Put On Your Pajamas and Brush Your Teeth: The Video Game."[/QUOTE]
That game did come out though. It was called Heavy Rain and people liked it for some reason.
[quote=on morrowind]THIS GAME SUCKS to many fucking glitches its bullshit i sat there for 3 hours had some good shit then hit a glitch on a table and it saved and i couldnt move had to reset twice fuck this game ive already broken it into 18 peices and burned it its case it being melted as well AS I SAID THIS GAME SUCKS!!!!!!![/quote]
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