if zelda were a girl would she date metroid? - Games

I think metroid's possible arm attachments would let him be a very good date for zelda Discuss

metroid, excuse me, samus, is a girl as well? i'm not really sure what to think of this thread [editline]12:00AM[/editline] oh wait its a troll i've been had

"If zelda were a girl"? What?

Zelda is a girl and Metroid is a game samus is the main character of that game and she is a woman. This thread suggests lesbian dildo action.

:huh:

troll thread.

By "Zelda" I presume he means Link. A somewhat common misconception, owing to the fact that the games are titled "Legend of Zelda" and not "Legend of Link." Although how the OP got the games name, "Metroid" confused with the main protagonist's, and presumable the person the OP is referring to, name, "Samus" is beyond comprehension. And upon further reading, I think the OP believes that Samus is a man, when she is, in fact, a woman.

I say troll.

He doesn't seem like a troll. He just might be really stupid.

no because zelda is in hyrule and cant get to outer space.

This one of the oldest video game troll subjects of all time. It's pretty obvious.

I'm not trolling i just wanna know if people think the two would make a great couple would zelda hook up with metroid if he met her

[QUOTE=EvilMattress;23434169]He doesn't seem like a troll. He just might be really stupid.[/QUOTE] Read his other posts. That'll convince you otherwise.

okay im relatively new to forums and i see people being called a troll i dont know what that is but i assure u im not one . . . unless a troll is = to a noob like in MW2 then i guess i kind of am a noob to forums :-/ sorry

Well Zelda [i]is[/i] a girl, and of course she would want to date one of those energy-sucking metroids. I mean, who wouldn't?

i think he means link met up with samus... i think he is calling link zelda. cause link is on the cover and it says zelda.

[QUOTE=ibonehelth4fun;23434494]okay im relatively new to forums and i see people being called a troll i dont know what that is but i assure u im not one . . . unless a troll is = to a noob like in MW2 then i guess i kind of am a noob to forums :-/ sorry[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm225/SkywardDescent/1222404609368ts5.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=ibonehelth4fun;23434494]okay im relatively new to forums and i see people being called a troll i dont know what that is but i assure u im not one . . . unless a troll is = to a noob like in MW2 then i guess i kind of am a noob to forums :-/ sorry[/QUOTE] :mmmhmm:

Is this thread asking for [URL="http://www.ecchi.me/images/hentai--2girls--ass--breasts--frankman-artist--metroid--nintendo--nude--princess-zelda--pussy--samus-aran--spread-legs--super-smash-bros.jpg"]Zelda/Samus action[/URL]? [sp]Quite obviously NSFW[/sp]

Nah man I thikn zelda would go better with halo if he were a girl.

[QUOTE=ibonehelth4fun;23433858]I think metroid's possible arm attachments would let him be a very good date for zelda Discuss[/QUOTE] Seriously, he took my fucking avatar... edit: changed it.

Uh, doesn't zelda turn into a man?

I read the thread title and facepalm'ed. Also, [QUOTE=Mbbird;23434401]Read his other posts. That'll convince you otherwise.[/QUOTE] Nice avatar, I love that game!

[QUOTE=ibonehelth4fun;23434494]okay im relatively new to forums and i see people being called a troll i dont know what that is but i assure u im not one . . . unless a troll is = to a noob like in MW2 then i guess i kind of am a noob to forums :-/ sorry[/QUOTE] Zelda is a girl. Metroid is a game. Samus is the main character of Metroid. Samus is a girl. They would not make a good couple because Zelda is Link's bitch, and Samus probably isn't a lesbian.

[QUOTE=ibonehelth4fun;23434494]okay im relatively new to forums and i see people being called a troll i dont know what that is but i assure u im not one . . . unless a troll is = to a noob like in MW2 then i guess i kind of am a noob to forums :-/ sorry[/QUOTE] Well, I have a nosebleed now!

[QUOTE=Uberman77883;23434880]Zelda is a girl. Metroid is a game. Samus is the main character of Metroid. Samus is a gi They would not make a good couple because Zelda is Link's bitch, and Samus probably isn't a lesbian.[/QUOTE] Makes me wonder.

I demand said Troll thread be filled with zelda and samus porn rule 34 style

[QUOTE=PVT drone536;23435179]I demand said Troll thread be filled with zelda and samus porn rule 34 style[/QUOTE] Go find it yourself, its not that hard nowadays.

What if Zelda was a Grill? [img]http://i35.tinypic.com/10pakqa.jpg[/img]

Do you want some hot zelda vs metroid fist fuckfest pictures op?