• Idiotic Admins and why they are funny.
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I was playing COD4 a few minutes ago on Overgrown. One of the admins was sitting in the doorway across from the house with the mounted gun in the attic. He kept moving to the same place, so it was just a matter of leaning out and shooting him. Now, he couldn't see me, so he said after this happened 3 times, and I quote: "chiles hack" "chiles baned" And he kicked me. I joined again, and he was still sitting in the exact same place. So I shot him. All he said was "bye" and then he kicked me again. At this point I was wondering why the thought I was hacking, so I joined again and asked. No answer. Next map he accused another guy on his own team of hacking, he was spectating him.(The guy was called vuvuzela) "vuvuzale haker" "vuvuzel baned" To this vuvuzela protested, said he wasn't a hacker, I also said this. Then I told the admin he couldn't spell, and he permabanned me. :v: Not sure what happened to the other guy. I found it hilarious that all it took for a permaban was to insult his horrible spelling. :v: Feel free to share your own experiences, but this one I just wanted to share cause I thought it was fun.
I got banned for making other people lag with my ping on TF2.
I got banned on multiple occasions for killing an admin who was exploiting, like using noclip in a deathmatch. Apparently they were "observing" but I just figured killing everyone was called something else, he was also about 12 yelling on the microphone whenever someone fought back.
My dad got banned for being too good with a jet in BF2. And once when I was playing on his account I got banned for "being a dirty stoner". His name is StonedMad.
Ah you made me want to grief on css again. Good times, good times.
I've seen people get banned for some stupid reasons now that I think on it.
don't really go on much servers with admins (I usually play on servers owned by Large telecommunication companies) worst i've ever dealt with was someone that forced the whole server to choose one class in DoD:S, or get banned.
I wasn't banned but someone on Modern Warfare 2 called me out on "shotgun hacks" when I was using the Spas 12 with foregrip :v:
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;23274073]My dad got banned for being too good with a jet in BF2. And once when I was playing on his account I got banned for "being a dirty stoner". His name is StonedMad.[/QUOTE] I wish my Dad would play video games. :sigh:
[QUOTE=Leo Leonardo;23274369]I wish my Dad would play video games. :sigh:[/QUOTE] No you don't.
Got banned when playing terrorist town in Gmod for using a poltergeist, admin thought i was hacking. He unbanned me though.
I was once testing a map I made in hammer, and it started up a half-life 2 deathmatch server to test it. I didn't know it was a public server until a guy joined my server, then proceeded to exploit the fact that sv_cheats 1 was on until I was practically banned from my own server. Needless to say I start up my maps in lan mode from now on.
i was in a cs_crackhouse server, and got banned because the server crashed.
[QUOTE=nightlord;23274516]Got banned when playing terrorist town in Gmod for using a poltergeist, admin thought i was hacking. He unbanned me though.[/QUOTE] ??? How do you use the Poltergeist? Also, did this happen to be the Conjoint Gaming server?
[QUOTE=ashxu;23274292]don't really go on much servers with admins (I usually play on servers owned by Large telecommunication companies) worst i've ever dealt with was someone that forced the whole server to choose one class in DoD:S, or get banned.[/QUOTE] They're the best :frog: [editline]04:12PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Raneman;23274618]??? How do you use the Poltergeist? Also, did this happen to be the Conjoint Gaming server?[/QUOTE] Place it on props, and watch it kill terrorists
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;23274073]My dad got banned for being too good with a jet in BF2. And once when I was playing on his account I got banned for "being a dirty stoner". His name is StonedMad.[/QUOTE] Being to good with a jet in BF2 is also called Jet raping. Which is horrible in BF2, since you can't even use tanks anymore because jets will just rape the shit out of you.
There's no problems with jets in BF2 as long as they stay away from the spawn, and that sort of thing is enforced in most servers.
Loved quickplay back when L4D was released. You'd join a game, and right away you'd be vote kicked because "A friend was joining" Not really admin abuse, but just as annoying. Also the infinitive amounts of "Admin-only slots", You find the perfect server, it's only got 1 slot left so it can't be better. You join, download all the crap, and get a lovely "Kicked. Reason: Admin reserved slot"
Got kicked for saying "Fuck" in a christian server. I came back and said every swear word I could come up with. Perm'd.
[QUOTE=spanaren;23274887]Got kicked for saying "Fuck" in a christian server. I came back and said every swear word I could come up with. Perm'd.[/QUOTE] Christian server? :psyduck: What game? Me myself have gotten kicked a few times in BFBC2 for having a really great game, sucks when it happens.
I got banned in one server exact reason "reason: LOLZ YOU HAXORS BYEZ" When I saw that I was quite sadden at how stupid people can be and how they think they are leet typing like that. Other reason I was to good on a pro server -.- I don't understand that one.
I was playing Red Orchestra with my friend the one time and we were manning tanks. Of course I was the shooter and I killed an opposing tank crew. I guess one of the people I killed was an admin because a few seconds later I got banned for the reason "fag."
I got banned for using an aimbot.
[quote=dashiel;23275818]i got banned for using an aimbot.[/quote] prepostorous
I shouted "Jesus Christ!" in a Christian server, and I got banned, it said something about not abusing the lords name.
[QUOTE=Monkey pie;23274665]Being to good with a jet in BF2 is also called Jet raping. Which is horrible in BF2, since you can't even use tanks anymore because jets will just rape the shit out of you.[/QUOTE] Aye, jets are always used wrongly. Mostly on wake island as its just too easy to swoop in and rape the airfield. Usually the chinese cant take off without being shot down 5 seconds after.
[QUOTE=iLife_Aftermath;23275897]I shouted "Jesus Christ!" in a Christian server, and I got banned, it said something about not abusing the lords name.[/QUOTE] Christian server?! Ip please!
[QUOTE=Panimala;23275005]Christian server? :psyduck: What game? Me myself have gotten kicked a few times in BFBC2 for having a really great game, sucks when it happens.[/QUOTE] Counter-Strike: Source. Yeah, I know, christian server on Counter-Strike: Source, :psyboom: eh?
I got kicked once in TF2 for being a "stupid nigger". I said "Aight" or something, I don't know. Racist pricks. A similar thing happened in gmod once, but it was for sympathizing with gays.
[QUOTE=chills2;23275837]prepostorous[/QUOTE] I'm confused, why did you remove the capital letters in the quote and on my name?
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