What video game quotes make you giggle everytime you hear them?

[Whoolpurse]

Most jokes are only good the first time, and even the best can get old (the cake anybody?), but a few games still can make one giggle no matter how many time you hear it.
For example...

[sp]Get out of here stalker![/sp]

and [sp]What are you, Deaf? What are you hear?[/sp]

[WeekendWarrior]

[QUOTE]For an annoying dick, you really are an annoying dick[/QUOTE] Niko Bellic, GTA IV

[troglydyte]

[QUOTE]I have a feeling you and I are about to become [I]very[/I] close.[/QUOTE]

Random people in Morrowind, most notably Fargoth.

[LiquidCool]

[quote] This is Scout, rainbows make me cry![/quote]
The Spy, TF2

[Egevened]

"At least I haven't got a turd on my suit"

"I told you it was a turd"

[shatteredwindow]

[quote] ...when the defecation hits the oscillation...[/quote]

Sweetwater from bc2

[bepassley]

[quote]YOU SCARED THE DICK OFF OF ME![/quote]
That guy from Bulletstorm

[MagicBurrito]

"Come any closer and you are bloodsucker fooooood"
a guy from stalker. it was either CS or COP I dont remember

[AustinM]

Good news everyone! I have created a plague that would destroy all life on Azeroth!

Pretty much a Futurama reference from him if you've ever fought him. :v:

[holdenmcclure]

[img_thumb]http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/3834/xrengine201007061839272.jpg[/img_thumb]

[Stryke]

"AH HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHEHEH!" - Bill (L4D)

[Lt Kyle]

"Outta my way, I gotta save me some cheerleaders."

Haggard, BC2.

[neurobuster]

[quote]"There's a Spy creepin' 'round here!"[/quote]
Delmond Conagher - TF2

[Soap_N_Go]

[QUOTE=holdenmcclure;23264606][img_thumb]http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/3834/xrengine201007061839272.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

Feel yourself at home?

[butre]

Hmm... Don't have time to play with myself.

[CluckmooV21]

[img]http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2749/1111lk.jpg[/img]

huehuehue

[Molokk]

« [I][B]I never really was on your side EITHER!!![/B][/I] » - [I]Sniper, TF2[/I] (after dominating a Spy)

« [I][B]Nobody steals our chicks... and lives![/B][/I] » - [I]Duke[/I]

[salty peanut]

[b][i]YELLOW CAAAAAARRRR[/b][/i]

It's Niko Bellic when he's drunk and calling for a taxi.

[Dashiel]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR-P02qvS7M[/media]

[Swilly]

Zeke"One of my boys thinks she's working with DARPA."
Cole:"You have 'boys'?"
Zeke:"Look, I'm being serious man, now DARPA is the mother-load of black-ops crap. If she's in with those clowns, you better watch out, son."
Cole:"Yeah, yeah, yeah, and Santa Claus shot J.F.K., now where are those drinks?"

[ManningQB18]

If you do not shut up right now, I will cut off your hand and bitch slap you with it till we get to where we are going!
-Rico, JC2

[Killerjc]

[quote]I gotta save me some cheerleaders![/quote]
-Haggard

[Cold_Finger]

[quote]CHEESY VAGINA![/quote]Random pedestrian on GTA IV.

[Pathologic]

Pretty much all the random exclamations by GTA IV pedestrians.

[Mericet]

[quote]Argh! You no allowed to be here! Bo stuff you down pants![/quote]

- Bo the Raider, Fallout Tactics

[DoctorSalt]

I'm a sucker for "zombine"

[Stripez]

[img]http://www.playerzblog.com/wp-content/gta4characters_romanbellic.jpg[/img]

[b]NIKO MY COUSIN![/b]

[Yotrig]

"I'll beat you like a bad stepchild."

-Caleb, Blood series

[Mind Infection]

I'm only gonna say this once, give me the NAUGHTY NIGHTWEAR - raider (Fallout 3)

[Juniez]

"Give me all your intelligence."
"I have no intelligence!"
"Heh, you just called yourself stupid."

or something like that