Poker night V2 - I'm sure that post won't bite you in your ample posterior. - Games

[b]Poker Night at the Inventory[/b] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/Poker-night-at-the-inventory-cover.JPG[/img] A game released back in 2010 on Steam, where four characters - Heavy, from Team Fortress 2, Max, from Sam and Max, Strong Bad, from Homestar Runner and Tycho from Penny Arcade - all get together and play poker. That's...basically all there is to the game. However, it's all fully voiced, with some really good dialogue. [img]http://puu.sh/2IUtc.jpg[/img] [b]Poker Night 2[/b] [img]http://macmedia.ign.com/mac/image/object/163/163672/poker_night_2pcttboxart_160w.jpg[/img] Poker Night 2 has been announced for PC, 360 and PS3! Featuring Brock Samson from Venture Bros, Ash Williams from Army of Darkness, Sam from Sam and Max, Claptrap from Borderlands and GLaDOS from Portal 2, players can now play either Texas Hold 'Em or Omaha, and unlock rewards such as Team Fortress 2 items, Borderlands 2 skins and exclusive Avatar items for the 360 and themes for the PS3. [img]http://www.destructoid.com//ul/249988-hd%20poker%20night%202.jpg[/img] [img]http://d1vr6n66ssr06c.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Poker-Night-2-bonus-630x392.jpg[/img] [b]OP shamelessly stolen from last thread with some added stuff (Thanks Jetamo for making it!)[/b]

The thread title should've been "Tonight's stakes will be twenty thousand dollars". Also, where's the link to the previous thread?

Here is the link to last thread: [url]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1253845[/url]

Damn, Poker Night 2 looks incredible compared to the first one visually. Although PN1 didn't have all these crashing/freezing problems when it came out.

night isn't capitalized 0/10 would not use thread

[t]http://puu.sh/2IWrr.jpg[/t] FUCK YOU SAM AND YOUR ROYAL FLUSH [t]http://puu.sh/2IWFH.jpg[/t] Why aren't you paintable :C

Should add some of the bounty's people are asking about Win with a double up- Double your total cash in one round. Win with a higher kicker - The card after your pairs. i.e ( you both have 10's and he has a queen and you have a king, you have a king kicker.) 10 10 K > 10 10 Q are just a couple.

And the "don't go under 10,000" is just each hand. Really easy if you know this.

I sense this thread won't be as popular as the other one...

I find Max to be the funniest of the bunch. Are the sam and max games worth checking out ?

[QUOTE=TylerTheCripple;40457858]I find Max to be the funniest of the bunch. Are the sam and max games worth checking out ?[/QUOTE] yes, in fact one of the episodes is free. [url=http://www.telltalegames.com/samandmax/lincolnmustdie]Here you go[/url]

[IMG_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/OYM44wX.jpg[/IMG_thumb] So Brock lost on a showdown against me and this happened.

He killed himself.

Been playing all day. My balance is +200,000 and I have everything except the Portal items. I loved it when [sp]Gearbox called Claptrap and then after sweared like an irishman.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Damian0358;40458302]Been playing all day. My balance is +200,000 and I have everything except the Portal items. I loved it when [sp]Gearbox called Claptrap and then after sweared like an irishman.[/sp][/QUOTE] Could I get a clip of that?

I got the Samson Skewer.

Im actually so awful at this game , I lose literally every match. It usually comes down to somebody going all in and me (not knowing how to play poker) also going all in just so he doesn't take the pot of like 5000$. Don't mess with the best.

After a string of horrible luck I've managed to hit -260,000. critical poker failure imminent.

GlaDOS just fuckin mindwiped everybody. Wat.

[QUOTE=AVRGjoe;40458409]Could I get a clip of that?[/QUOTE] I wish I had one. I want to see that moment again.

I have to say, I'm doing great and i'm half way into getting the 1 million achievement and 100% this game. Also, have a link to the picture of the time my Poker Night 1 was Possessed/Might've been Rigged by demons. [url]http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=135159460[/url]

It's probably pointless to even consider, but you know what would really make PN3 really blow up in sales? Engineer as one of the players. His bounty item? A new PDA that paints a WWII nosecone shark on the buildings. It'd be purely cosmetic, but just having the first new PDA in the game would make the people go crazy. Probably a bit more on-topic, I'm still not sure why Ash is here when we've already got Brock. Just feels a mite bit redundant.

I'm getting really sick and tired of the amount the AI goes all in.

[QUOTE=duckmaster;40460506]I'm getting really sick and tired of the amount the AI goes all in.[/QUOTE] One time, Sam went all in with like $70k. He had ace high. :v: but yeah it's mostly "ALL IN WITH 2000 DOLLARS BEAT THAT AHHAHAHA"

[URL="http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/560973246605059319/68E839E392F60F7DBF0EEF40F0466A4F96AD97F2/"]What happens when you defeat everyone for the first time using a full Borderlands set[/URL] Oh hush, it wasn't seen in the last thread.

Showdown with Brock and he goes all in, 60k worth, and I decide to challenge it just for shits and giggles since I've got 2k left and it was a last ditch effort. I come out with a two pair. He comes out with an [sp]ace high.[/sp]

The game is basically Poker with comedic AI's. I don't understand the appeal. Alot of people seem to be getting the game for Tf2 items...

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40460826]The game is basically Poker with comedic AI's. I don't understand the appeal. [/QUOTE] That is the appeal. What's not to get?

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;40460826]The game is basically Poker with comedic AI's. I don't understand the appeal.[/QUOTE] That is exactly what the appeal is, though?

does anyone else have texture problems on brock