That crouching immensely reduces the recoil on guns.
Next?
You can Jump and Crouch at the same time.
You can cure anything by drawing a red cross on a box and stepping on it.
Red paint makes barrels explosive.
Dying isn't really that much of a big thing.
That your items will be confiscated even if you pay the fine.
Africans are made of Kevlar.
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;17134675]Africans are made of Kevlar.[/QUOTE]
Good ol' FC2
Jumping rapid times in succession with each other will make you accelerate at a much faster rate.
Holding a wooden bat and baseball will make you easier to kill.
Somehow if you airblast someone on fire with a flammable liquid it extingushes the fire.
Deep space mining is a lucrative business.
Firing a rocket at your feet will make you fly.
Fire is always bad.
You can survive a fall from any height if you land at the right angle.
Nintendo needs to step up their game.
You can fucking kill 1287950480126502 people and still survive after that encounter
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I can actually hold a rocket launcher, a machine gun, a rifle, a pistol, some unique weapon, and a melee weapon all at the same time! (Wolfenstein, Doom, Half-Life, GTA, and everything else)
pockets can be infinitely deep.
and organized at the same time.
Holding your breath will make optical sights on weapons as still as stone.
I can recover in seconds from the most severe of gunshot wounds.
Rubbing aloe bera to your neck heals a gunshot wound in the leg.
Giving CPR heals a head shot.
Nowait, video games...
Save the medpacks there's a boss soon
Hiding in a cardboard box makes you impossible to detect.
If you get your hands on something cool and powerful, you better not use it. Save it for the boss instead.
I can eat a chicken dinner and my health will get healed.
If someone has a trenchcoat it means that they're dangerous, even moreso if the trenchcoat is black. Same goes for black (or dark coloured) sunglasses.
Tampons can heal health after you've dipped them in penis cheese.
( Play Xenoshits )
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rate me clocks
Hide your microphone somewhere far away from the kids.
if you liked the game and forgot what it's called. YOU'LL NEVER REMEMBER IT
You're the hero who can mow down millions of enemies, alone.
[QUOTE=edja007;17136082]You're the hero who can mow down millions of enemies, alone.[/QUOTE] this kinda pisses me off.
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