• What would be the first thing you say to Alyx?
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I'd be like "Alyx Vance I love you"
"..." :frog:
Id be all like, I wish that hunter had killed you. Gimme dumb ratings if you think Valve is dumb for not killing off Alyx.
Who the fuck are you?
[img]http://www.deviantart.com/download/90365172/why_gordon_dosen__t_talk_by_makani.jpg[/img] That'd probably be what I would be thinking, not sure what I would say.
"Stop making jokes." :colbert:
After the initial shock of surprise, probably something like "Hello, why are you here?" (what a boring answer. :v:)
I would be like:" Hey let's go somewhere neat and have hot, sweaty hardcore sex. And after that I'll cook you some spaghetti." And she would be like:"What the-" And I would be like:"Why? Don't you like spaghetti?" And the we would have hot, sweaty hardcore sex.
"Uh, wanna have sex?"
This thread was only created for the OP to hear about others sex fantasies about Alyx.
Fhux is right
Hello.
And Dan was boobies.
Sup
I'd say "[B]AHH! ZOMBIE![/B]" and then set her on fire for breaking the laws of nature. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Fhux;24393425]This thread was only created for the OP to hear about others sex fantasies about Alyx.[/QUOTE] Correct.
I'd be, "I WANTED MY FUCKING DRINK YOU BITCH SO WHERE IS IT?"
"Sup." Play it cool. :cool:
WTF, Where is Gordon!,Why are you just standing here!,This city is gunna blow!,Get to the Train!
"ent_remove"
Alyx: I need to get to White Forest Me: Take the Jalopy and make sure to turn on the cache radar, bye!
"OH FUCK THERE'S GUYS lN GAS MASKS TRYING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME HALP"
ASS a
The Suppression Field is down.
nothing because she doesn't exist
"uhh, hi"
"Come meet my friend FakeFactory"
Hi.
"Ah, Alyx. Do you know where Freeman went? That way? Thanks."
"Nice tits"
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