Freddi Fish Megathread - "Kelp Seeds All Up In This Bitch" - Games

Freddi Fish is Putt Putt the Car's sexy fish grandfather, he was born on a small coral farm in Chicago in 1934, and later went on to graduate at the top of his class from The Super Detective School That's Also Underwater. He is widely accepted as the greatest Oceanic Detective of his time, and ours. His exploits have been documented in many interactive video entertainment apparatuses originally named "The Magnificent Sexventures of Freddi Fish and His Many Fish-Bitches". It was renamed after it was decided that his games would be marketed towards children with the hope that it would make kids less dumb and more learned in the field of Talking Fish Oceanic Detecives (TFOD). The games were a humongous success and they earned Freddi Fish over $10 Billion. He retired to his summer home in the middle of the Pacific Ocean where he lived the rest of his days, dying in 2008 from "being to sextastic and having too many bitches" as his doctor put it. These are the stories of Freddi Fish: [b]Freddi Fish and the Case of the Missing Kelp Seeds[/b] [img]http://www.smartkidssoftware.com/cdhum2.jpg[/img] In this game, Grandma Grouper's treasure chest of kelp seeds are stolen, and Freddi and Luther go off in search of the thieves, [sp]who turn out to be two sharks (One is called Spongehead but the other is never called anything but Boss). Thankfully Spongehead has a bad memory so he left a trail of notes in bottles leading to the chest.[/sp] This game, as well as its subsequent titles, won several awards upon release. It is now a Wii game, too, known as Freddi Fish in Kelp Seed Mystery. [b]Freddi Fish and the Case of the Haunted Schoolhouse[/b] [img]http://www.smartkidssoftware.com/cdhum8.jpg[/img] When Freddi and Luther are at school one morning, a ghost appears and tries to steal Luther's action figure toy. Following the ghost to the basement of the school, they discover that the ghost is [sp] just someone wearing a ghost costume[/sp]. They then plan a trap to catch the sharks, but they are missing some objects needed for the trap. [b]Freddi Fish and the Case of the Stolen Conch Shell[/b] [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/411vwsnCgSL._SL500_AA222_.jpg[/img] The Conch shell which is blown to signal the beginning of the Founder's Day Festival has been stolen, and Luther's Uncle Blenny is blamed because he is the 'Grand Exalted Keeper of the Conch.' Freddi and Luther search for the real thief to clear Uncle Blenny's name and prove that he did not steal the conch. They search and investigate the suspicious characters to find out who really 'done it.' [b]Freddi Fish and the Case of the Hogfish Rustlers of Briny Gulch[/b] [img]http://www.popsnail.com/img/g/794f2590ae504053f2bc0bc4c9a133bc/computer_game_cover_detail.jpg[/img] Freddi and Luther (upon arrival at Freddi's Cousin Calico's Ranch) come to find out that her hogfish have been rustled (which in Calico's way means "someone came in and took them without asking"). Luther and Freddi head to the town square, in search of clues to find the rustlers. While in Saltwater Stella's Soda Saloon, they stumble upon their first clue - a note with a secret combination on it. Freddi and Luther figure this must be important, so they must investigate where the combination is. After checking the town square out a bit (or getting some help from Saltwater Stella) they find an abandoned ship with a huge lock on the metal door and a combination required. After entering the combination, they meet up with the first rustler, a slim fish dressed in ' what the well dressed rustlers are wearing. ' He then says since Freddi and Luther aren't wearing these things, they mustn't be rustlers. The rustlers are seriously fashion-cautious, so they won't accept Freddi and Luther until they have the proper attire. Freddi and Luther must search all over in order to find a ten gallon hat, (dyed a different color each game) a belt and a belt buckle, (different letter each game) and either a bandana or a handkerchief accessory. Then, they can get in in order to liberate the hogfish. Finally, Luther and Freddi need to find out who the mysterious Mr. Big is. (Mr. Big could be anyone of the townsfolk who had the idea of hog-napping) In the end, the rustlers get to get their dream job - hogfish ranching. (they are now helping out at Cousin Calico's Ranch) During the credits, Freddi Fish and Luther sing "Home On The Range." [b]Freddi Fish and the Case of the Creature of Coral Cove[/b] [img]http://pixhost.info/avaxhome/2007-11-24/81hk9ys_526.jpg[/img] Freddi and Luther (on their way to Coral Cove Park) run into a large mob of sea creatures and the park's developer Marty Sardini, who are both angry yet terrified of this sea monster supposedly terrorizing the park. Freddi and Luther decide to investigate why this sea monster is scaring the citizens. Firstly, they get into Coral Cove Park (after getting a permission slip signed by the Mayor) and enter to find a chunk of green sea cheese with a large bite taken out of it. Freddi and Luther continue to examine it and it becomes their first clue to locate the sea monster's whereabouts. After they get into the sea monster's cave and finding his to-do list, they discover he is lurking in the deepest crevice of the ocean. Freddi and Luther then come to realize that the sea monster named Xamfear Duncan Dogberry Valentine was driven out of Coral Cove Park by a certain greedy developer and was scaring the townspeople because they took his home. Luther figures this must mean Marty. Just as Xamfear is about to show Freddi and Luther his deed for proof, Marty and everyone in town arrives. Marty states that 'there is no such deed.' Suddenly, Xamfear (after checking the place he had the deed, under a piece of ground) comes to discover the deed has been stolen. Freddi and Luther find that Marty is missing as well. Together, Freddi and Luther slip into Marty's base and after dodging traps, find the hidden deed Marty has stolen. Marty catches them at his place and calls security right when the Mayor (after getting his picture taken) shows up to arrest Marty for theft. All's well it ends well with Xamfear Duncan Dogberry Valentine opening up the Park for everyone to play in, while Marty doing the dirty work. Currently Freddi and Luther's last adventure. [img]http://games.softpedia.com/screenshots/Freddi-Fish-4-Case-of-Hogfish-Rustlers-of-Briny-Gulch_3.jpg[/img] [highlight][b]YOU DON'T FUCK WITH FREDDI FISH.[/b][/highlight]

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I loved this game as a child :3:

I played the shit out of the old west one. I still remember it.

Oh god the memories :buddy:

Pajama Sam, Putt Putt, Freddi Fish. Best kids games ever made

Ah, I remember playing this as a kid on my old PC, some of the best times of my childhood.

Freddi is a girl

[QUOTE=Chilean;25606035]Freddi is a girl[/QUOTE] No, Freddi Fish is a manlier man than you can ever hope to be. If I was a woman, I'd make love to Freddi Fish.

[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;25606062]No, Freddi Fish is a manlier man than you can ever hope to be. If I was a woman, I'd make love to Freddi Fish.[/QUOTE] I'll do it for you.

[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;25606062]No, Freddi Fish is a manlier man than you can ever hope to be. If I was a woman, I'd make love to Freddi Fish.[/QUOTE] can I join?

[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;25606062]If I was a woman, I'd make love to Freddi Fish.[/QUOTE] Well it's a girl. So you'd be a gay fish.

[QUOTE=Makol;25606083]can I join?[/QUOTE] You can have Luther.

[QUOTE=Pascall;25606080]I'll do it for you.[/QUOTE] seriously? it seems like you would almost anything thing that moves in a video game. [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;25606117]You can have Luther.[/QUOTE] not that twerp. you can keep him.

[QUOTE=Chilean;25606111]Well it's a girl. So you'd be a gay fish.[/QUOTE] First of all, it's a man, he's got a fish penis and everything, and it's a big one too. Second, I never said I was gonna be a woman-[b]fish[/b].

I'm sorry I had too. I did in the other thread :saddowns: [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6232230/ED9hqH.gif[/img] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiVnU4TeV6U[/media]

[QUOTE=Makol;25606120]seriously? it seems like you would almost anything thing that moves in a video game. [/QUOTE] I only want to make love to the cool cats in video games. :frogc00l:

[QUOTE=Pascall;25606162]I only want to make love to the cool cats in video games. :frogc00l:[/QUOTE] well then, I guess that's ok.

[url]http://web.archive.org/web/19970206222302/www.humongous.com/clubhe0.html[/url] Fab detective

[QUOTE=Chilean;25606241][url]http://web.archive.org/web/19970206222302/www.humongous.com/clubhe0.html[/url] Fab detective[/QUOTE] That site is a lie sent by Communists, The Illuminati, Stephen King, Aliens, and Magic Johnson to deface the great name that is "Freddi Fish who is a man with a big fish penis."

stop ruining my childhood, Freddi seemed like a dude and will forever be a dude in my heart.

But if Freddi Fish [i]IS[/i] in fact a girl, that means that I can make sweet, sweet love to Freddi Fish without all the mess of a trans-gender operation, so this might be beneficial to me after all.

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Damnit that's it.

Putt Putt shut up your grandfather was a woman.

[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;25606394]Putt Putt shut up your grandfather was a woman.[/QUOTE] Putt Putt in ya butt butt.

[QUOTE=loco;25606403]Putt Putt in ya butt butt.[/QUOTE] why are you so weird? I love it.

Is it warez if these games are like 10 years old and pretty much abandoned? I've lost all the old discs of these games and was just gonna find them online to relive the glory days

They're still for sale so yeah I'm guessing it'd probably be warez.

[QUOTE=Makol;25606429]why are you so weird? I love it.[/QUOTE] Fuzzy cuffs. NEVER FORGET FUZZY CUFFS.