• Dota 2 story time!
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Let's make a story! All you have to do is to keep continuing the story as much possible. I'll start: Once upon a time, Magnus...
fed, the end.
And plot twist: The enemy team's highest level member disconnects and...
magnus fed more
Elder titan and ursa raped everyone :v:
because he didn't get middle lane like s4 does ;_;
huskar is op
but then lord icefag said he's not op enough so now his low health makes him take a thunderbolt from heaven like a toothpick to the thigh
Enchantress Story time! [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/K0YKZmH.png[/IMG]
Just what I needed before bedtime.
There was once a hero called Medusa that was so ugly everyone died.
Mean while in the jungle, Ogre Magi is wearing the skin of a flayed creep.
Once upon a time there was a bear, he was liked by his russian friends Sekkerblodd and Husker, but one day he was met by a proud Arabian called Shama Shado and he stomped rofls with Shama. One day he realized Shama was missing, he quickly went out of the tower and realized he had been afk for 40 minutes, all his friends were dead and ancient was missing, the end.
[QUOTE=Totenkreuz;42173621]There was once a hero called Medusa that was so ugly everyone died.[/QUOTE] That didn't help at all. And now, an adaptation of an all-time classic: Rizzrack waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were trees in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them, now for years. His warnings to Clockwerk were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Rizzrack was a Timbersaw for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the trees and he said to dad "I want to kill the trees, daddy." Dad said "NO! YOU WILL BE KILL BY TREES!" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the fountain base of the Dire he knew there were trees. "This is Tinker" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!" So Rizzrack gotted his sawsuit and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US," said the trees! "I will shoot at him," said Nature's Prophet and he fired the rocket missiles. John sawsuited at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the trees," he shouted! The radio said "No, Rizzrack. You are the trees." And then, Rizzrack was a tree. THE END
Pause game.
[QUOTE=Cik;42178328]Pause game.[/QUOTE] blin cyka F9 F9 F9 F9 Unpausing in 5
pls wait we hav dc
[QUOTE=Santz;42173182]Enchantress Story time! [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/K0YKZmH.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] There's only one sort of response for images like this. [img]http://ninjamonkey.us/images/fark/stuff/stop_boner.png[/img]
[QUOTE=robowurmz;42194923]pls wait we hav dc[/QUOTE] wooden pc
i alt tabbed from dota 2 and posted in this thread
and then proceeded to shoot myself. The end. For real.
i just played a game with some russians....they fed and i lost. that is my story.
PLOT TWIST: It turns out the real russian, was inside you this whole time.
[QUOTE=loppan997;42298939]PLOT TWIST: It turns out the real russian, was inside you this whole time.[/QUOTE] ~And he wasn't playing Naix~ ;)
Suddenly, Meepo took his old beloved shotgun and aimed Juggernaut. -"I thought we were together in this!" Jug said, staring at the barrel pointing at his very face -"Sorry man, it´s not personal" said Meepo Then Faceless Void stopped time for grabbing a beer from the fridge and puting some paper on the floor and walls to stop the blood staining his precious kitchen
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