Apparture Labratoties sent a Cease and Desist to Jeb

[Zenpod]

[URL]https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1ZRgLcygQWQ2-REz1UweJ9TVBIntk-nBNrrD4njRt5N4[/URL]

Oh Valve :allears:

[Osku1234]

Apparture

[Eeshton]

Oh wow ahahahah

We demand that you immediately (A) cease and desist your unlawful copying of Aperture Science Infinitely Configurable Panels and Crushers, (B) provide us with prompt written assurance within ten (10) minutes that you will cease and desist from further infringement of Aperture Science’s copyrighted works, and (C) finish work on Minecraft 1.7 so we can play with all the new stuff.

Ahaha

[Zenpod]

It wont let me edit it for some reason

[only]

[QUOTE=Zenpod;30355634]It wont let me edit it for some reason[/QUOTE]

you can't, you have to pm a mod

[Utiltrk]

Valve are obviously very good at trolling.

[Eeshton]

This isn't trolling. It's a joke.

[Evil Policeman]

[QUOTE=Utiltrk;30355765]Valve are obviously very good at trolling.[/QUOTE]

If they were trolling, they'd of sent an actual cease and desist letter with a bullshit claim. This was a joke meant to get a laugh out of Jeb, and show their support for Minecraft (read their demands).

Also, nice thread title you have there OP.

[Trumple]

[quote]If you or your attorney have any questions, please Google them.[/quote]

:v:

[OrionChronicles]

this. this is win. Jeb's response should be "why thank you"

[soccerskyman]

Jeb probably flipped out, read it, then laughed like a maniac.

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[QUOTE=Zenpod;30355634]It wont let me edit it for some reason[/QUOTE]
Avatar fits.

[Soleeedus]

Where did you find this? I have the feeling that it's not [i]legit[/i]
:colbert:

[Itachi_Crow]

How do you even fuck the title up that badly?

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Are you drunk?

[DesolateGrun]

Do you have an aperture in your brain or are you just that bad at spelling

[nikomo]

So, who's Jeb?

[Barrowsx]

[QUOTE=nikomo;30358367]So, who's Jeb?[/QUOTE]

Do you not do anything related to minecraft or are you just trolling?

[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=nikomo;30358367]So, who's Jeb?[/QUOTE]
Herobrine's brother.

[PGunnii]

Wait, this is really from Valve? If so, holy shit, they always manage to surprise me.

[soccerskyman]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;30360043]Wait, this is really from Valve? If so, holy shit, they always manage to surprise me.[/QUOTE]
They do shit like this all the time, and it never gets old.

[Barrowsx]

I half expected the title to say Apparture Lolboratores

[PGunnii]

[QUOTE=soccerskyman;30360943]They do shit like this all the time, and it never gets old.[/QUOTE]

That's fucking awesome.

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Interesting. [url]http://www.reversenum.com/trace-results.html?phone=216-555-4242[/url]

[Gabe Newell]

i have a feeling valve didn't do this

[nikomo]

[QUOTE=Barrowsx;30359923]Do you not do anything related to minecraft or are you just trolling?[/QUOTE]
I play Minecraft, that count?

[Unbanned User]

no

[Foogoowoman]

"Apparture Labratoties" gave me a good laugh

labratoties.

[Loriborn]

I may have trusted the credibility of it being Valve's had the poster not acted drunk when he typed it up.

[notgeogzm]

Jeb for miss notch 2011

[Master117]

This is absolutely brilliant. Whoever wrote this, is, just, wow. This is amazing on whole new levels.

[Loriborn]

[QUOTE=geogzm;30365710]Jeb for miss notch 2011[/QUOTE]

Notch starts game, starts making money, stops working on game.
Notch hands torch to Jeb.
Jeb works on game, starts making money, stops working on game.

Money makes indie developers lazy. I prefer keeping Notch in charge, and having Jeb do the most of the work. Keeps the cycle from repeating.

[L_Dawg]

Let's face it, who doesn't want 1.7 to come out yet?