Mass Effect 4: The Dark Alens. {Fan Fiction} - Games

MASS EFFECT 4 THE DARK ALENS 3 days after mass effect the 1, John Sheepherd launched a nuke through into the space and it hit the moon. It made people on the earth mad because it was their moon and was very white like milk and people on earth licked milk lots of much. The year was 2972 in space ships around the universe which could only mean that deep in space brewing trouble there! John Sheepherd laughed and told the ship driver batman to turn on mass effect sped. His legs were cripple so he was shot by second command John Lennon since he was a beatle and had control of ship machinieries like computar which was like brother in space because he had lung cancer in the face. The ship was going faster then warp speed 2nd because mass effect was on in space which was fast like bullets. John screamed and sad “STOP THE SHIP, WE NEED TO DEFEND THE CITENDELL WHITH GUN SHOTS IN ALENS! WARP SPEED 28! ENGADEGD!” So batman who was replaced by robin turned the ship around the universe into space which created a black hole that sucked them in, so they got out of the ship because John Sheepherd said “this hole is lame and not fun, lets go in space so we can get there fast” So robin pu mass effected on to turned on. The alens where watting from them so they shot big fired guns into their head. John Sheepherd then said “THIS FIGHT IS OVER SO GET OUT OF SPACE!” The alens fell and created star that disapered into them so they were gone. John Sheepherd then has sex in space with batman. THE END Storyographyisticalism By: AJC Sexy PDF- [url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20950747/MASS%20EFFECT%204%20-%20THE%20DARK%20ALENS.pdf[/url] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Terrible thread." - Seiteki))[/highlight]

The fuck did I just read?

People try to hard to make fan fiction bad.

This wasn't even "so bad it's good."

[QUOTE=Dr.C;31620030]This wasn't even "so bad it's good."[/QUOTE] It was just random shit. Like literal shit. What the hell is John Lennon doing there?

Batman said "No, John. You are the sexy aliens" And then John was a Reaper.

10/10 would read again. Such literary genius has not been seen since Shakespeare.

see, it's okay that its bad because you did it on purpose 0/10 stars

And then Joker had sex with the Normandy.

[QUOTE=AJC;31619882]MASS EFFECT 4 THE DARK ALENS 3 days after mass effect the 1, John Sheepherd launched a nuke through into the space and it hit the moon. It made people on the earth mad because it was their moon and was very white like milk and people on earth licked milk lots of much. The year was 2972 in space ships around the universe which could only mean that deep in space brewing trouble there! John Sheepherd laughed and told the ship driver batman to turn on mass effect sped. His legs were cripple so he was shot by second command John Lennon since he was a beatle and had control of ship machinieries like computar which was like brother in space because he had lung cancer in the face. The ship was going faster then warp speed 2nd because mass effect was on in space which was fast like bullets. John screamed and sad “STOP THE SHIP, WE NEED TO DEFEND THE CITENDELL WHITH GUN SHOTS IN ALENS! WARP SPEED 28! ENGADEGD!” So batman who was replaced by robin turned the ship around the universe into space which created a black hole that sucked them in, so they got out of the ship because John Sheepherd said “this hole is lame and not fun, lets go in space so we can get there fast” So robin pu mass effected on to turned on. The alens where watting from them so they shot big fired guns into their head. John Sheepherd then said “THIS FIGHT IS OVER SO GET OUT OF SPACE!” The alens fell and created star that disapered into them so they were gone. John Sheepherd then has sex in space with batman. THE END Storyographyisticalism By: AJC Sexy PDF- [url]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/20950747/MASS%20EFFECT%204%20-%20THE%20DARK%20ALENS.pdf[/url][/QUOTE] [img]http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i480/Spearman42/1312257102907.png[/img] Seriously, I'm pretty sure we are all thinking above right now

Please, never post your shitty fan fic on facepunch ever again. Also wrong section. Virtual fecal matter belongs in the Drop Dead Thread.

You should be hired by Bioware they only hire the finest writers, like Hamburger Helper

Oh my god, I read three sentences and my brain just like... fried. This things worse than letting a passenger airliner run your head over.

This wasn't even good "bad fan fiction", you just did a horrible job at it.

It's called "trolling". [editline]9th August 2011[/editline] I really hope so, or he's really that bad.

[QUOTE=Demeschik;31621101]It's called "trolling". [editline]9th August 2011[/editline] I really hope so, or he's really that bad.[/QUOTE] Probably tried to be funny and failed.