So I went to a top secret tour to Valve

[The Vman]

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One of the many advantages of being a DigiPen Student is that Valve likes you off the bat, and is willing to show you all kinds of hyper secret awesome shit.

First and foremost, we saw Half Life 3's source code. It was a reel of magnetic tape mounted on the wall, labeled "HALF LIFE 3 SOURCE CODE". It was way too high tech for me to comprehend.

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Something cool was all the concept art on the walls. We learned that in the initial stages of concepting L4D they put celebrities heads as placeholders. Bill used to be Sean Connery, and Francis originally had giant bird hair.

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Also, Valve acknowledges Operation Crowbar, and they are thankful, as Crowbars are critical tools in game development.

Next, we stopped by their ̛̪̰̮͇̲̖̳̪̪̮̜̗͓͕̯̺̥̆͛͂͊̔͋̏͛̆ͧ̅ͩ͐̀͝͞f̢̯̬͇̘̤̯͓̮̥̜͍̙̆̍ͯͬ̾̑̏̈͞2̴̶̴̨̬̜͚̩̦͈̘̻ͯͬ̋̄͝ department, and we were surprised to see the animators working on a spectacular̸̵̫͚̻̰͉̝͚̘̖̜ͨ͊ͯ̌ n̷͍̪̹͔͇͓̭̙̪͈̱̟̳̈́͐̍ͩ̀̏̈ͧ̌ͧͮ̑͜͝ ̝͚̹͙͎̼̱̿̽̈͆ͨ̌ͪ̂ͯ͂̑ͬ̂͘͟w̎̍̽͛̈͌ͦ͋̀͛͋ͯ͘͏͔̮̭̳̙̗̜̗ ̛̛̟̥͉͇̝͇̜̺̦̿ͥͫ̅̓͂̒ͤ̓̏̓ͨ͌ͮ̔͗͆͟ ̨̨̬̳̘͉̋͋̀̀̽ͭͦ͛̌̅̄ͯͩ͆̽̚p̛̱̖̜͔ͪ͋́ͫ͛̌ͨ̅̾́ď̢̨͒̉͗͂̋̈́͘͝͏̰̱̦̮͓͕̣̲͙̥̹̫̼̫̳̪̺̼͍a̧̨̹̫̰̺͕̝̙͕̘̖͎͇͇̩̻̘̩ͫ͊͐͋͌ͤ̚͞ ̎̄͋ͮͥ̊̍̉͛̀ͨ̃̃̓͝҉̨͉͖̭͕͘̕ȅͬͩ̈́̍̆ͬ̅͏̷̳͉͓͈͇̰̬̪̻͕͉̱, called S̡̹͖͇̪̯̲̰̞͓̞̟̖̜͎͉̰̟͙͛̓͑ͣ͊̽͌͗ͬͧ̕ ̢̰̬̻̤̣̪̦̱͇̅͋ͯ͐̆͗̐͆̑ͯ́̇̂ͣͯ̓̓̒̊͘͟͞ ̷̶̴̷̣͎̼̤̞͚̱̙̟̲̱̮̩̰̺̅̌̀ͬͮ̓̌̃͡ā͛̊̅̾͒̓҉̘̹̻̙͉͕͜ͅm̵̱̜̟̦͓̖̾̿̋̄́͗̏̌̏̌͆̇ͨ͂͌͐͠͠ ͆ͩͧͬ͞͏̴̛͎̦̖̠̞͔͘ͅ ̎̑̈́̋ͯͥ̀ͤ̓͊ͮ͑̍ͮ̑ͭͭ́̕͞҉̸͕̣͕̙͖̦͇o͊ͤͣ͊͐̔ͩ̓̉̀ͯ̿̓̊̍ͣ͡͏̬͕̠̦́r̢̯͎̟̲̣͍͇̣ͮͭͭ̂̅̕͟͠t̵̡͕͈̟̯͇̝̗ͩ͗͆̑̑̈̾͒̑̄̃̈ͭ̐̓ͨ̆̑ ̞̹̺͓̳̫̬̙̖̱̝̲̰̎̎̓̑̈́̀̍̀͞e̶̴̤̦̬̘͉̯͖̘̻̭̪̣̊͋̓́ͨ͒͆͌̓̓̃̓̓s̡̨̡͇̝̭͔͋̅ͩ̽ͬͥ͊̂. It turns all the ĉ͕̤̺̰͎͊̽̍̅ͫ̍̒ͮ̃ͩ͒́͠ ͤ̊͑̋̆̅ͫ͆͐҉̥̖̖͖̰̺̭͇͇͕͝͝a̶̸̢̻̬̘̰̳͚̼̟͖͈̘̗̜͙̥̩͒ͫͣ͆̓s͎̞̱͚͚̫̲̰͙̮̥͎̥ͪ͌ͯ̅̿͌̓̿̎̿͆̍ͥ̑̉͆̅ͨ́̚s̴̵̡̮̗͖͎͓̜̔͂̀͛̊͐ͫ̈́̀ ̢͎̮͖̹͕̼͓̲̜̲ͤ̇̃̏̈̊̀̀͟s̵̩̬̦̲̖̬̝̃̔͊̀̏̅̌̉̆͑̐̌̐̔̊ͤ̀͘ into ̷̲͚̟̙̟͙̘̮̳̦̭͔̻͗̔͆ͫ͆̑̍̃̈́͆ͥ̈̔͡ͅr͛̎̎̉̏̿̑͒̊͛̂̽͊̏ͥ̐̊҉̥̖͎͉͔͇͔͓̩̗̱͖͔̥̹̖̟͡ͅ ̶̡̘̤͚̹ͩ̽ͣ͑̊̄ͪ̃ͤ̏ͨ́ͧ̈̃̅̓͑͢͟͡ ̵̯̮͎͚͈̟̱̦ͦ̔͒͌̏̔̆̓ͥ̌͑̽ͯ͛́̓̀̾͡o̡̞̮̠̱̲̳̤͉̟̹͚̹̗ͨ̇ͤ̅̄͌́̍͗ͥͥ̏̓̒̅ͥ̈́ͧ̕t͗̀̽̄ͮ̉̃̌̔ͮͥͤ̀̀̚͏̛̪̘͔͖̦͍̘̮͓ͅͅ ̶̛̛͉͖͕̝̞̖͍͚̤̼͆̂̄͛͗̅̅̿͂ͫ̇͋͞v̡̢̧̫̱̖̹͉͒̾͂e̶̵̡̨ͧ̇ͪ̏ͫͧͭ́̃ͪͥͨͬ͆͑̓͏͈͚̜̩̰͔̭͓̟̺̞̝̼ͅr̶͔̻̯͕͇̹̩͍̱̠̅̈́̑͂͌͛͌ͮͧ̉͆͗͌͡s̑ͣͦ̔͋̏̈̒́͏̷͎̙̭̣͓͠i̛̪̯̖̤͕̰̼͇̯̣̻̮͈̭͕̭̪̯͕ͯ̽̄ͩ̌ͤ͝o̧͌̑̌͑̇̋̋ͫ̚͝҉̦͈̣̺͚͙̠͚͚̰̖n̵̲͖͇̣̤̳ͤͣͥ̕͜͡ͅs̟̥̟͚̟͍͓̜͚͉̰̖͛̑̽̊͌ͭ͟ͅ ̪̫̲͇͓̮̞̖̟̰̹̥̠̺̙͔͕̫͑̑̑̀̆͜͞ơ̡̢̼͕̠͓̘͖̙̟͚̗̯̲ͦͩ̓̃͛̾ͭ͛ͭ̀ͪ́͘͠f̵̮͓̗͓͇̲͂̌ͭ̓̍̈́́̔̇̑ͣͦ̚͟͜͝ͅͅ themselves. They even replaced the ͛̏̽̅ͫ̾͊̊͋ͧ͞҉̷͍͔̼͎̭͘̕ę̛̘̳̮̯͕̲͉̣̏̾ͭ͗͑̾̅ͬ̂̈́͂͋̿̉̽d̞̼̣̗͇̼̖̬̬͍̲̻̠͎͔̻̱ͨͪ͆̏̔̕͡i̵̛͔̺͕̙̥̪̰̗͖͍͚̪̻̙̬̟̾̓̒ͧ͛ͬ̌ͭ͞ͅ ̨̆ͩ͗ͧ̅ͦ̓ͨ͋͒̇ͨ̄̆̉̊́͢҉͖̪͈̹̱̮'̛͖͔̹͕̲͚̳̙͈̬̝̼̜͙̣̪ͣͥ̓͆̉̅̕s̵̢̯̘̣͉̜̭ͩ̇̐ͧ͊̈̽̇̍ͪ̏̉͐̃ͤ̍̊͢ ̷̬̤̦̖̪͍̜̤̙̮͙̬͙̟̘̭͉͕̓͊͛ͦ̌̿̓̒̆ͮ̍͒ͅl̦̳̥͖̭̪̬̜̙̮̲̮̦̜̭ͨͮͫ̔̕͘͡͝͝e̟̙̞̭ͧͩ̔̽̏͌̑̅ͦ͒́̀́͟͠g̸̸̩̦̘̞̪̜̯͇̝͎̮̲͕̃̂ͤ́̍͊ͤ͆̈́̋͒̌́̚͘͢s͋̌͆̚͠͏̺̪̱̫̞͖ with a big wheel. They're also working on a ņ̴̧̡͍͎͎̬͈̲̭͓̬̝̒͌̊͌̅̆ͤͯ͊̒ͭ̊ͫ̅̒́ę̵̫͚̹̬̺̻ͫ̑ͬͤ̽̑̿̅̇̽̍̿̅̀ͯͤ͑̍͘w̷̞̣̬̯̤̘̲͔̩̘̼̩̹̮͙̮̜̋̽ͦ̔̎ͯͬ̋ͣ̂̃̌̀ͩ̎̕͘ͅ ̛̑̎̓̔̔ͣ̌̊̒ͧ̄̒͑̑̚҉̝̖̠̗͓̳̜g̸͈͓̬̤̟͙͈͕̮̲̣̲ͦ̂͆ͫ́ͭ͜͡ ̵̬̩̫͖̹̝̼͉͚͍̦̄̃̒̌́͞m̷̧̛̭̮͕̬̩̥͔̭͓͕͊ͨ͊ͥͤ̈̄ͦ͐ͥ̿̏̇̓ͨ͝eͮ̐͂̅̈҉̧͏̴̭̤̲͓͚͓̞̣̙͉͓͜ ̧̻̙͎̳̳̭̜͇͍̦̳̭̘̣ͫ̎̌̓̈́̊̍̏͒͆̇̅̂̆̊̉͘͝ͅͅo̹̖̭̯͍̠ͭ̍ͣͮ̽ͯͬ̄̌̊͘͢͠ ̵̶ͥ̿̍̎̎͗͑̐ͪ͋ͩ͂̀̿̀͜҉̹̙̱̻̬͉̜̪̜͉͇͍̼ĕ͎̹̖͉̭̙̻̤͈̱͓ͤͯͯ̆́ͧ͆̎̋̃͋́͞ that combines ̶̡͉͈͚̝̘͕̥̠̺͚̟͒̂ͣͦ͐̆͐̍̂̊̀̌ͩͧ̀ͦ͞͡ ̢̩̼̺̝̯̝̰̬͓̮͓͂̑̾̎̽̂ͦ̍͌ͮͫ̑̂̉ͣ͋̐͒ͣ͜͞Ṱ̜͙̘̗̲̳͇͉̬̥̰̇̽̓̄̌̀̀̕͟F̸̧̖͖͙̣ͪ͛́̍̆̓͑̈́̎̑̅͆̌̓ͨ͟͝ with Ȃ̵̷̺̫̗̜ͫ̏́̄ͧ́͞ ̵̢̛̪͙̙̻͕̰̪̫͖̫̟̰͎ͥͣ̅͆̐̀́ͅt̴̶̜̪͔̪̝̘̀́ͪͬ͛̀̓͛̈̔̒̾̒ͪ͋̀͜͠ ̡̧͔͔̪͎̙͐̆ͤͧ̽͢ͅc̷̱̤̻̣͖̥̤̬͍̦̙̋́̎̆͗͐̏͐ͮ̆ͭͪ̈̑͑̑͗k̸̸͖̥̲̲͓̫̦̣̄̉ͫ͋̀̚͟͡ͅ/̵̨̬̣̳̼̝̇̆̎͂̂̌ͦͣ̉ͯ̏̐̍ͬͪ͌̎̓͜͞ ̴̲̣͙̖͎̠͔̭̠̗̬̟̖̣̲̑ͥ͋ͣ̊̔ͤͪ̎͘͘ͅĕ̷̲̘͓̝̥͓͍̖ͮͪ̓ͦ̎ͣ͂̽̅̈́̓̿ͨ͟͞f̷̉̽ͫͦ͐ͭ́̈́҉̩̟̻̯̥͓͇̮̯͕ͅe̷̶̛͊ͫ̃̐ͪ̐̏͗̈́̚͜͏͎͙̫̫͍̟̟n̶̵̮̞̠̺͎̱̄̿̌ͥ̽͛̒̆̀́͡ ̴̷̸̷͙̤͙̖̤̱̖̝̺͔͎̺̠̮̻̣͓͈͂̀̾̉̊̂̋̃ͨ̋̐e͌̅͋̓̆̔ͣͧ̀̉ͮ͊̓̀̈͐͌̚͡҉̭̠̩̘̦̜̖̖̲̝̺̦͙̠̤̬̖̞͡ͅ.

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Next we saw the DOTA 2 area. I have no interest in DOTA 2 so I didn't register anything that could possibly be interesting. It's not like anyone would be interested in it anyway.
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We were then taken into their production room where they create their t̉̈ͭ͋̽ͯ͋ͬ͛ͨ̇̆ͤͣ̆̕͞҉͍̼͕̯̙̻̜̜͇̟̰̮̺̪̦̗̗͍͟͡r̶͚͖̣͕̦̖͓̮̮̽͑ͦ́ͮ̌͊͗̀̕a̾͛̇ͧ̓͌̀͢͠͏̵͕͙͚̬͇͈̩̮̫̥̜̗̲̠͖̻ ̴̈́ͯͧͩ̌̆ͥͯͬ͂͟͢͜҉̻̻̬͚͙̩̟͈͇̳͕l̸̛̬̞̺̪̘̖ͥ̈ͥ͂ͥ͛ͥͪ̓̾̿ͪͯ́͜͞e͔͇̲̳̥͍̮̺̫͚̺̰̿̓̿̎̓̇̍̕ͅr̷̡̛̺̘͎̜̯͍̫̭̺̭̗̞̼̔̎̾̓̂͗ͮ̂̚̚͞͡. Lo and behold, on the wall were the ̶̡̞̻̲̟͙͕̜͚͎̲̮̺͍̰̘̂̔͑͆ͬ̋̕͞t̯̺̪̠͕̮̪͈̘̻̙͕͙̖͙̲͍̦͖̐̌̆̉͆̑̈ͮ̉̉́̚͘o̶̖͓͔̭͙̝̺͕̺͎͈̳̫̤͔̝̜͙̻ͮ̾̔͌̈ͥ̌ͫ͆͆̍ͤ̐̒̐͡r̵̛͓̮̙̱̗̘̰͛͌͂͌ͣͨ͋̔̚ ̸̞͈̞̣̦͔̠̥͑̈́ͥͬ̑̓̒ͯͣ́̍̽̌̿͆̂͟b̶̸̨͓͇͙̱̟̯͌͆̃̓̚o̴̢̯͍̺̩̩̤͋̈́͋̈̾ ͈̠̪̳̬̻͖̠͈͍̠̲̤̦͙̳͙̍̒ͥ̈́͋̏̊͌̍́̚̕͟͞ͅr̡͈̫̲̥ͮ́ͧͦ̋͂̔ͬ̈ͪ̆̇̆̚͢ͅͅḍ̛̟͚̠̰͈̥̜̖̰͈͍͙̐̊̓ͨ̌̀ͩͬ̒͊́ ̧̙̰̟͉͖̞̬͎͈̤̥̬ͩ̍̇̅ͮ̍͆̔̚͠ͅf̶͍̩̙͇̰͙̹̮͔͉͔ͫ̂ͤ̾͘͢ͅͅ ͩͬͨ̈́̒̂̆̂̃̓ͥͩ͛̾̃ͦ̾̈͠҉͏̩̩̼̜͉̹̜̫̞̭̪̤̤̰a̴̛̘̝̣̪̠̼̺̳̯̭̗̼̝̝̝̓ͭ̃̌ͮ̄̋mͣ̽ͪͮ̓̊ͤͮͣͫͩ̈͜҉̵̛͈̰̝͉̼̖̼̼̠̞̟̪̮̮͎͇̳͈ͅ ̵̧̱͙̞͚̼̒̃ͯͧ̒͊ͦ̓̽́̕s̶̛̠̻̹̱̘͉̘̬̯͉̤̖͎̻͇̞͚ͦͥ̐̍̋̊́̃ͩ̉́͡ for e͛̅́ͤͪ͂ͧ̓̽̾͜҉͇̳̤̘̪̰̳̦̮͖̦̮͉̞́ȅ̶̶̼͚̩̹̱͈̦̭̞̬̮̊̓́͗̈ͨͫ̒̍̑͆͟t̷̶̖̪̪̺͓̲̹͎̼̉̀̓̎ͣ͋͊̐͂̀̚̚ ̸̧̥̞͎͕̤̗̩͈̏̎ͨͤͪ̽ͮ͋ͩͭt̡͎̘͔̲͚̝̫͈̩͈̰͎̋̽͌͆ͤ̊̑͢h̉͑ͧ͗͑ͧͩ̾͂ͨ͏̢̫̘̱̤̺͉̱̦̖͈́ ̐ͤ̓ͭ̒̊̉ͧ͗̃̑̏̃̏̈ͤ̉ͥ͑͏̷̖̯̮͚̹͙̱P̛̟͓̖͓̘̬̖̣̰̟̙̭͍̗̹͔̗̌ͯ̑̿̓ͫ̄͜͠ ̸̸̙̝̦̮̩̞͇̂̅ͨ̓̈́͛̒ͭr̢͙͇̣͖̦̮̱̤͔̮̠̥̘͆̈́̌ͧ̐̾̇̑͘ͅo̶͍̘̮̗͍̳̺̤̫̼̗͋̈́ͨ̆̐ͧ̒͆ͪ̒͒ͥ̊ͧ̑ͨ̓͆́̀̚ͅ. Not sure if it was final or not, but it depicted the world t̴̴̲͍̞͙͔̜̟̱̻̖̝̣͋̋̈ͪ͞h̶̡̦̞̘̜̻̙͉͖̞̥̼̳͓̍̈́ͮ͂́͛̽͑͆ͩ́͘͠ŗ̣̖̪̥͎͓̥̩̣̮̺̍̃̐͊̌̾̈́͟ȏ̗̮̮͉̈̐ͫ̂͆̆̎̏͛ͫͣ̏͒̀͜͢͞ű̷̢̯͇̦̺̦̤̗̖͔̲̤̯̦͖͑̐ͤͮͪͬͥ̎͛̀͐͝ͅģ̶̧̟̫͉̲͖̤̹̮̱̙̖̙͙̲͓ͣ̀̑̔͆̀̄̍̒̇͆̎̊̎́̀̚h͖̰̘̗̭̬̣̦̱͈̻͊́̎̄ͤ̂̍ͣ̇ͣͧ̂͢ͅ ̴̸͔̰̻̭̙̠̝̪̙͓̩͆̍ͩ̔ͤ͛̉̒̍͆ͥ̈ͪ̇ͬͯͫ̌͊͢͟͡h̷͓̤̥̣̜̋̊̒̉͐̿̈́̀͐̅̂ͮ͢ê͑͌̃̉͂̄҉̷̴́҉̦̯̰̝̬̞͍̞͚̗̘̲̯̰̳̞̦͖ ̛ͥ̇ͤͪ́́͂͂̾̋͂̂͋͗̚͏͙͙̬̟̭͞͡͞ͅy̸̜̼͚̗̘͈̖̙̖̹̪̩͚ͯ̑̉ͥ̍̌ͤ̑̿̿̃̾̈́̒̚͝ͅṟ̵͓̪̙̬̙̺͓̫͍̎͑͆̔̈́͂͑͐͑̎ͭ͋͑̄ͥ͝ ̥̳͚̖̞͙̜͎͖̂̔͆͗͂͆ͦ̓̀͌ͭ͘͟'̴̨̻̩̼̥̩͑̽͑̈́̀̇̀͆ͧ͂̔̅ͯ̅̃̀͛̋̑͜͠͡s̵̢̫͇̘̟̲̖̘̬͙̫̹ͪ̋͗ͭ͑̏͌͑̏̽̉̌ͩ̄̅̀̄ͦ̕͝ ̶̧̗̮̮͓͎̲̪͎̼̠̦̱͎̦̗̜̂ͩ̒̏͆̃̒ͫ̐ͦͪ̒͜͜e̅́̇͂̾̋̊̐ͯ҉̷̨̡̤̥͓͉ ̧͕͇̠̹͙͎͔̰̮͈̮͇̩̘̘̲̪ͫ̾ͥ̎̇ͭͮ̔͠e̸̡̢͍̙̲̞̐̓́ͦ͆̄̋ͨ͐̀͜s̓̔̒ͨ͐ͬͯͣͨͧ͛̏ͫ͏̷͏̢̲̳̜̰͎̭̩̬̮̼̲̻̺͕̖̱͜ as a m͗ͭͭ͑ͬ̃̆͊͌̅ͨ̾̃̉̿̀̚҉̷̢̦͉̮̟̲͖̰͝a̛̛̤̳͚͓͙̰͚͇͖̖̫̹̘͕̣̽͑̓ͩ͑̒̏̈́̅́͝ ̡̻̼̻̭͚͎͍̝̋ͯͬ̅̕͢͠i̸̷̠͇͓̦͈̜̬̝̇̏̒ͣͭͭ́̕͘͢ͅͅ ̶̨̭̺̳̹̺̟̏ͦ̊ͦ͊̉̀̋ͮ͒̈́ͧ̑͟͜a̶̰͔͚̗̱̙̥̞̝̤͕̟̞̜̳̱͆͐ͤͥ̈́ͫ̎ͯ͋̂̏ͣ̎̋͌ͨ͊͝l̢̨̯̟̩͙͍͖̠͉̲̪̼͍͕̼͂̋̆̆ͧ́̂̐ͦ̒̍͐ͥ̕̕ ̶̧̈́̑̑ͯ̌͌͊ͤ́ͣͥ͒͆̽̇ͦ̏ͨ̆̀́҉̠̝̞̳̗̳̝̠͙͈ͅd̶͍̫̹̺͓̼̥͉̮̯͎̜̦̩̬̰̐͌̽̓ͤ̐͌ͣ̅ͩͨ̃̄̓̀͜ͅr̴̶ͯ͊̓̄ͬ̆̓ͨ͊̔͏̸̫̹͔̳̳̪͢ͅe̴̛͖̪͔̖͖͕̣̣̫̹ͬ̄̾̿̊ͬͤ̕͠a̎ͦͪ̓̊̄͜͡҉͇̻̲̜̭̠̗̱̹̤̣̺̣̬͖̩̟m̴̧̝̹̗̦̼̬̙͖̭̼̝̺͈̹̙ͮ̉̔͑ͥ̅̀̌ͫ́̀ ̸̈͗̾̊̂͆̊ͤͪͤ͐ͧ̓ͩ͝҉̦̪̬̖̬͎͎̭̬͎̩â̠̳͉̙̘͕̠͈ͧ̍ͫ̎ͫ̿̽ͩ̊̊̄̑́͡ņ̰̞̱̦̮̮̙̱̱̓̐͆ͬ̆͒̈͛͐ͦ͆͐̄͗́́̀ḏ̨̥͍͚̹ͯ̆̂̈́̑̏͢͝ ͮ̽̍̈ͤͮ̇͛͞͏̸̗͈̱͇̯̦͎̦̙̝̞̫̲̠̹̠͡ͅ where the ñ̶̛͈̠̺̥͇̱̩̼̦̪̮͓͖̝͖̜̳̎̅̀̋ͦ̐ͥͨ͛̈̎̾̕ͅe̵̶̛̜͚̬͕̞͔̯̙̘̥̗̦̊̃̓ͩ̆ͯ͒̽͐̅̇̋͋͢m̛̗͈̬̃͗́̓ ̷̵̻̬̘͎̳̦̲͖͈̖̺͔̰̬̖̈ͩ̑ͬ͌̒͜ͅe̴̴̺͖̤̹͈̗̮̻̫ͮ̋̌͋̾̃͠ͅs̷̢̺͙̙͕̣̤̝͚͓͈̪̤͉̲͚͂ͦ͊̄̐̏̉̊̈́̎ͭ͗ͧ̕ ̛́̌̏͐҉̣̱̪͕̫͍̹̲̱̹͙͚͝͝ä͇͚̯̱͙̠̗̝̙̖̥̜̯̜͔̻̻̘́͌ͩ͌͑̆̇̃͆̀͝ŗ̵̢͎̰̻̟̝̦̞̝̠͇͎̼̣̈̆̓ͫ́ͫͤ̐ͫͤ̑̒̏͒̂ ̷̢͖̙͔̪̩͔͎̥̪͙̻͉̬̱̆͋͋͗͑̒ͩ͛̓ͧ̿ͫ̎͆͗͒́͊́͞ͅ fat diaper babies, and he is b̴̵̡͇͍̰̠̤͇̣͖̳͕ͫ́ͤͯͣ̽̐̋͑͌̑͟͞l̷̡̰̞̩̲̤͉͍͚̯͔̱͇̇͛͒͑̎̀̐̕͜o͑ͣ̄̿͗҉̺̙̙̬̼̜̣̬͕͚̟̗̗̭̮̕͞ͅw̢̉̾̀́͏̺̝̟͇̱̖̱̖͖͍̼i̷̧͙̥͇͕͖̰̭͔̰̥̯͚̮̙͙̣͈̓͋̓̈͋̽̂̓ͯͫͥͦͭ̾̚͟nͪ͂̇̿ͭ̄̓̋ͬ͒ͯͥͬ̏̍ͣ͋ͨͪ҉̧̦͚͚̖͍͢g̸͂̑͂̐͘҉̗͉͍͔͍̞̝̘̖̱̼͔̮̻͎̦͚̼ ̡̭̰̦̘̗̣͉͎̰̰̘͔̘̍̃̾̿̃̎́ͥͦ͑̕͜ ̡̩͙̲̘̲͍̅̔̂͐͆ͨͯͭ͛ͩͯ̏͠ä́̈́̑ͨ͐ͦ̾ͤ̋͐̀͒̒̃҉̧҉̵̳̪̼̮̼̟͚̬̖̱̼̻̬͘ǐ̛͚͚̥̝͖͕͍͙̰̠̖͙ͮ͗ͦͤͤ̉̏ͣ̒̾̏̈́ͨ͐́͜ņ̸̤̘͓͓͕͓̙̤̪̟̺͎̞͖͇̓ͩ̒̇̎ͥ̓̔̂͐͗ͧ͋͋ͩ͒̊ ̷̗͔̲̩̫͎̠̫̣͈͚̈́̌ͥ̒ͪ̀̽̇̈ͮ̂ͣ̆̊ͦ͘͝͞o̖͉̙̬̫̯̲̻͙̼̫̟̜̱̹͚̬̙̐ͫ̏̀̇͂͐͘͡͡ͅw̶̴̗̪̫̝̬̬͙̘̭̣̼̳ͦ̈́̌ͫ͟͡sͧͩ̒̑ͭͤ̿͗̒̔ͨ͐̏̈́̄̏͝͏̬̟̝̗͖͎̱͕̥̤ ̧̣̱̼̹͓̝̹̮̿̿̍̋̓ͧ̃̓ͮ̂̌ͧͮ̃̂̔ą͒̊ͩͧ̌́͏̡͉̹̭͙̼̗͘nͣ̏ͧ̔͊͏̮͚̼̻͖̞̟̮̀ͅd̸̛̘̝͚̼͙͈͚̣̟͇̟̝̝̀̄̏͊̊͌͌̿̚̚͞͡ ̸̶̧͎̮̘̤͇̺̲̼̪͎̝̰͙̍̍͂ͨ̿͆̒̈́̎͑̓̅̎ͣb̨̈ͣͥ̄͊̄̈́ͨ͗̎ͮ̇̆̉͏҉̠̝͈͍͔͙̝͎̲ͅų͍̫̫̠͈̬͚̬ͥ̎͌ͧ̌̿̌̉ͥ͂̄ͮ͗͒̕͟͠ ̨̢̼͈̫̪͙̥͍͇̻͍̘̰̩̯̣̠ͫͮ͗̀̐ͦ̾͟͢ͅb̷̷̧̼̗̼͓͉̟̮ͤ̾̾̓͒̂͗̔͊ͬ́ͩ̿͑̿͗͞͝ ̴̸̴̂ͨ̾̌̇̊̽̎̑̍̋͑̌̂̚͏̠̱̗͉ề̸̪̣̺̬̊͜š̸̛̛̜̦̹̬̗̱̣͎̖͚ͦ͊͗́͊ͩ͢͠ͅ at them, while ņ̴̲͇̜̹̰̰̫̤͖̪̤̼̯͍̯͍͊̏̆͒͛̆̈̈́͑̑̍͋ͩ͐̌͟͠͠ ̛ͩ̓ͤͥ̇͡҉̦̱̳̣̝̲r̅̾̒̒ͯ̊ͩ͐̽͂̏̔̅ͩ̚҉̴̨̬̤͈̫̭̜͔͕̺̥̀ͅę̭̥̗̬̹̘̹̙̮̣̹͖̋ͬ̎ͦ̊ͣ̋̅̓͊͊ͧͧͯ̓̚͜a̍̆͊̐͒̇͗̈́ͪ̆ͭͦ̚͏͏̺̬͓͕̞͎̤̻̭̜l̷̢̛̲̰͎͇̦̠͔͙̤̮̰͈̙̂́̋ͫ̇̑͊͋̍ͮ͊͋ͮͬ́į̦͕̻͇̳̠̄̒͑͑ͯ̑ͫ̆̈́̚͜͞t̝͙̝̻̦̞̗͍̐ͣ͌͢͞y͋̈̇̈́͂̉ͧ̀̒̍́̐ͯ͑̾̄͌̀̚̚҉̝̞̝̮̼͔̜͕̳̪͖́͢ ̸̣̫͙̪̻̫̪̤̩̹̞͍̗̰̝̱̻̫́̓̾ͧ̿̇̆̕̕͞h̴̦̩͉̙̥̙̙̫̬̳̝͚͋ͬ̔͋̀͠ͅ ͌͒ͪͥͪ̅̋̓̀̉̈̇ͥ͆͗҉͎̜͍̙̹̞͈̘̙̻̝̯͓͔͎̫ͅͅͅ'̆̈ͯͮͫ̄ͩ̒͡͏̗̖̦̟̻̠̹͢s̊̌ͦ̎̍̒ͮ̿́̔ͮ͐͝͝҉͏͓̰̰̹̹̮̘̳͙̘͔̹̳̯̦̗̥̮͈ gruesomely killing them. We also got a super special demo of S̸͑̇ͯ̈͊̆͐ͩͪ͊̆ͬ́̚̚̕͞͏͔͔͖̘̙͔͔ ̡̛̦̟̫͉͇̖͙͙͓͙̞̑͑̅͋ͦ̌̔ͣ̌̓̀͟u͈͎̰̜͓̙̓ͪ̇͐̈̑͑̍͠r̈́͐͑ͪ͒͒̌̇͢͏̨̛͔͓̬̜̪̰̀c̵͚͓̯̺͆̓̀ͫ͗̌ͭ̚͘ë̷̴͔̫̺͎̭̥̟̟̺͇̼̼͈̥̃ͨ̅͗͑̋ͭ̂̈́͋́͞ ̶̶͙̮̞̮̬̔̓ͯ̍ͮͫ̇͌ͩ͋́ͤ͂̀͢ ̸̡̯̦̩͉̙̠͓͉̥͍̯̮̩͚̼̏͊̃̽ͬ̇̓͑̅ͯ̉̾̒ͮ̒̍ͦͬͦīͦ̊͗̉ͨ̎̌̆ͣ̇ͤ̍̋͛҉͇̙̻̰͕̼̬̥̪̮̝͚̕͝l̡̡̨͉̲̲͓̗͕͐͒̿͌̇ͮ̎̓̐͑͆̅́͜ ̧̟̺͖͂͊ͩ̆̆͆̂ͪ̓̇̉̒̂̿̎͗́͡ͅ ̴̭̦̰͓͈͕̣̱͕̲̹̰̺̳͓̪̞̻̩͗̑̈̌͋͠k̴̨̢̦̖̬͈͚͈͔̟̼̯̥̜͍̹̝̐ͩͣ̽͛̋ͧ͊͊ͅẹ̵̶̰̫͖̖̺̙̭́́͆̏́̑ͩͩ̿ͭ͗̈̇͘ṙͩ͗ͮͪ̀͏̼̯̲̣͎̻͇͉̪̹͓̼̀ ̴͛ͥ̆ͨͬ̉̇͗̆ͣ̐̌̊́͟҉͏̳̰͚̣̮̠͉̞ͅ, and it was AMAZING. Not only can you r̢̠̲͓̰̲͙̫̬͙͍̺͇͍̭̿̾ͨ̏̄̾ͧ̐ͨͩ̐́̑͘͢͞e̴ͣ̍ͮ̅ͮ̔̏̔̒ͩͯͩͮ͒ͬ̀̽ͧ҉͕̪̭̪͉c̴̶͉̰̝̗̆̾͆̽̽͘ ̴̶̴͚̰̫͔̯͂ͥ̄̐͌̑̂̈́͊ͯͨ̌͐̊̈͠r̞̳͚̹̫͖̭͎̭͈͓̗͇̩̘͍̘͙̓ͭͮ̂ͩ̆ͦ̚͡ḓ̠̖̬̤͙̥͙͓̯̲̐̂ͮ̑̂̾ͧ͋̈̈́̌̂̿ͫ̆̚͢͝ ͑̋͐͗̆̂̈́̊̾ͯ̄̀ͥ͑̋̍ͨ̚͝҉̛̝̞͎͉͉͇̠̟͎͖̺̯͞ͅ ̷̛̜̼̲̜̘͎̯̩̪̻̺̤͚̖̦͊̏̄ͅa̶͖͔͉̻̣̹̺̠̬̝ͨ̃ͬ̍̿ͤ͋͂ͥ͗͌ͬ͌̇ͯ͑ͬ͜͝͡m̷̫̞̫̹͎̪̤̪̱͍͈̠̼̣̿̄̋͛̐ͯ͌̋ͫ̌̈͑̔͜͢͡ͅe̴͋͆̌ͣ̋͋͊ͫͩ̑ͫͭ̋̅͐̂̌̚͝҉͈̘̟̳̺̗͇̜͙̞͖̞p̷̫͈̺͂̈͂̽ͯͥͥ̐͊̆̓̈̇ͦ̆̚͠͝ ̴̛̼̠̙̳̳̥͈̗̠̇̄̄̐̅͛̎̉̐̃̐ͨͫ́͠a̴̧̝̯̫̖̘̝̫̬̬͈͓̪̝̘̠̭̙̝ͯ̌ͬ̍̂͟͢͡, but you can easily ̷̣̩͍̞̘̣̬͙͈͖ͧ̋̌͛̑̈́̊̈́̇ͬ͜nͩͥ͛̎͑̃̔͋̿̕҉͓̱̖̲͖̣̩̣͈̱̀͡i̴̫̪̱̙̭̣̺̱̤̲̾̃̏̉̐̿͐̒̚͘͞ ̴̶̰̳̟͙͔̲̇ͣ̑̿ͯa̴̢͕̭̳̖̔͋͒̄ͧ͆̅̂̄͊̐̈́͘͜ͅt̢̊̇ͥ́͌̈́̀̀͟͏̮̯͖͕̺̱̫͎̳͚͕̜͓ͅěͪ̏̅̓͌̊̎ͮ̀҉̰̖̲̰̮͉̻̬̟͈,̂͛͗̉̑ͪ̈́ͭ̾ͭ̚҉҉̻͕̳̦̜̥ ̌͗̃ͩͯ̒̒̚҉̸҉̴͏̟̰̲͔͍̝̞̙̘l̡̪̪͍̺̪̘̟̗ͧͩͯ̈́̌̅̃ͦ̊̚͡ ̔̈́́ͩ̎̇́͘͏̹̣̰̦gͭ̎͌̉͂ͧ̑́̋̈́ͮͮͣ͆ͣ̐̈́͠͝҉̜̤̜̪̠̩̤̜̙̹̟̬̥̯̺͝h̶̴̨̘͓̰̝͈̺̥̟ͬ͂ͥ̏ͩ͆̊̿͗̚ͅ,̡͐̈́͐͊͂̒ͪͪ̿͐̎͂̓ͪͮ͏̭̠̘̗͇̬̥̫̮̻͖̣̱͔̙͎̮̖̙ ͔͔̺̦̲̜̺̜̜̞͉͚͒̄̆ͦ̈͌̽͋͌́̓̿̉̀͢͝eͪ̐͋̂ͣ̈ͭͤ́̎ͬ̏͝҉̸̸̘̦̝͇̻͕̤̮̥̦̦̠͈́v̨̛̟͔̼̣̭̝̝̤̫̬͈̮̩̳͚̙̠̖͒̐̇͋̉ͫ̈̃ͭ̋̌͑͘ ̸͉̣̠̮̗̠̥̮̩̠͙̦̦͎̖͉͍̥̒̇ͭ̒͐̓̌̀̚͟͞n̸͕̙̩͔̣͔͇͙̺̣̮̈́̄͂̈̽̐̉ͧ̔ͮ͒̂̊̐͑͝ ̨ͭ͑̔̏̚̚̕҉̯͕̦͕̙̳͕̗̣͖̣ͅṡ̶̢̡͚̪̯͍̞̪̞̜̝̝̞̜̬͉̠ͦ͂̅ ̩̮̼͈̃ͥ̅̊͘̕ͅơ̸͍̝̟̺̼̫̲̩̣͈̙̋ͬ͒ͨ̂͋̐͆́͂͐ͮ̽ͪ̔ͫ́͘͢ŗ̭̬͙͕͙̗̩̫̥̩̙̥͍̙̮̜͉̫̙̍ͬ̓͐̂̽ͭ̂ͤͫ͜y̬̥̟̼͍̥̞͔̬͉͈̜̲͒̒ͧͦ͂͗̾͊́̿͋̕͜ ̸͔̻̝̠̣̜͇͇͈͈̳ͥ̐̐ͫ̽ͯͪͩ͆ͦ̐͜ǫ̴͉̼̖̭̜͗̈́ͩ̂̽̆͒̽̿ͯͬ́͗̇́̚͜ͅ ̷̙̜̘̫̣͛̅ͨ̉͒̑̽͋̅̓ͣ͌ͭ́̈͌ͩ̅͘͡r̷̓̾̐ͭ͗̉͛̇̀̑̒̉͏͎̤̺̦͎̤̟̬͉̻̯͈͕ͅd̴̤͙͙̖̬̩̳͙̼̘͓͖̠̔̈͒ͯ̏̄̈̍ͪ͒ͯ̄̌͌͂ͧ̇̓̊͟͜͝, all in ̢̘͖͚̺̲̯̗͕̮̓̅ͥ̌ͭ̎͞͠ͅͅe͐ͨ̑ͩ̚͏͏̛̻̯̠͖͓̝̮̯̯͉̩̀ ̨̬̫̙̉͛̎͊͆̈ͮ̾͌͒ͮͣͨ̆͞ ̷͈͈̘̥̼̣͕̫̩̺͍͙̮̮͓̗ͤ͗ͯ͆̅̓͂̎i̶̧̱̰̗̮̱̺̤̦̹͚͙̰̮̥̦͎̯ͮͭ̒̄͛ͧ̐͑͑̒̑̏́͢ͅṅ̊̓̓̆ͩͤ̌́̐̌̏͛͂͆͂͛͂̚͟҉̸̦͎͇̪̯̤͇͈͞ͅe̴̶̵̫̤̰͖̺͔͎͍͍̮̤̘͎͔ͫ̆͋ͩ̍̈̈́̓͊̀͆̋̎̌̐͌̃͢ ̴̄̏̍ͩ̋̂̎̎̅́͢͏͕̱̫͔̦̹̱̹̝̹͇̖̳͚̠̩͖͓ ͛ͮ̄ͥ͌́̓͋҉̠͇̘̜̬̬̣͎̱̰͔͕̮̼t̸̡̐ͥ̽͋͒̿͐̔ͯͬ҉̲̪͔͍̘̖̼̰̳̺̻̥͍͙͉i̡̎ͨ̆̓ͭ̓͒͋͟͢҉͓̣͕̣͕͓m̵͙̯̱̟̗͎̘̆̊ͫͭͦͪ́ͬ͗͛̀̆̀͆ͭ͌͗e̽͑̈ͤ̇͗ͨͫͣ̾̑̋͑̂̾͞͏̳̲͕͈̟̭̘͔̺͍̘̖̲̬̰̟̥́, and in real time. They even have incredible effects like real ţ̴̦̥̫̻̰̺̺̫̟̯̥̟̞̘͎̹̠͍͖͐̃̇͆̉̓̽̏̽̌͜͜ḭ̷̳͕͙̾̔͋͊ͬ̽ͣͫ̿̓ͮ̽͐́͗̄͋̀͟͟͠ͅmͯ̓̓͒̏ͮ͆ͦ̑͆̚͡҉̘̗̮̘̫̯ę̶̢̧̛̤̬̱̖͇̯͉̜̗̬̱́̔̄̆ ̽ͩ͋̅͊̏ͧͣ̊͗͋̓̚͏̩̬̹͍v̸̨̡̳̠̠̩̭̠̟̝̦̘̒̉͋ͬ̿̔ͧ͊ͪ͒̐ͭ͞͠ ̴̸̷̭̹̩̯̩͎̩̳̫̹͙͙̹̅ͪ̅͊̔ͫ͌́͆̈́̍̅̇̅̄̚̚̕̕l͕͔̰̦̭̝̠͈͙͇͇͇̱͉̺̮͔ͦ̽͆̐́͝͝͡ͅu̵̾͛̏̐̽ͩ͌ͥ̈́ͪ̐ͣ̀̊ͩ͂͆ͩ̋͏͏͈͈̼̗̥̖͈͕̹͕͓̫̞̹͎͍ͅm̛̟͍̝̫̱͚̲̳̭͚̦̹̗̏ͬ̈̚̕͟ ̓͌̒́̉ͣ̂̓̍͗ͭ͊ͮ҉̣̭͓̥͖͙̲̫̞̯͍́ṫ͂̌̋̀ͯ҉͝͏̥͙̭̦̬r̡̛͖̣͙̮̟̭̟͕̹̫̰̹̫̺͈̝̔̀͗͛̓́ͭͤ͒ͥ̕ͅi̶̶̥̘͕͓̽̔̄͂ͥc̭̺̪͉̫͈͆ͭͣͫ̀ͧ̉͛̒͆̈͊ͤͮ͠͞ ̛̬̱̬̜̺̯̣͓̠̝̠͉̥͇͔̮̊̉ͤ́̚͢͜ ̶͕̫͈̞̤̮̱̜̭̗͔̰̱̘̯̌̐̎̂͂́ͥ͂̊ͨ̋ͨ̓ͬ̀̕͠i̷̡͖͎̮̗̾͂ͯͩ͊̈́̊̅̐̃̿ͣ̎ͨ̾̚ ̶̷̼̖̞͓̞̫̣̤̟͖̲̳̟͇̻ͩ̇ͯͣ͂̑͌ͧͫ̀͜͠ͅh̨̨̰̹̘̙̟̦̘̱̩ͭ̿͑̆̅̈́̽̆̓̑̑ͬͥ̓͢t̶͋͆̈́̌̆̽̿̚͏̢͕̤͙̣̼̜̻̺̤̞̭̣͘͝ ͚͕̪̦̤̼̫̘̟̥̥ͥ͑͋̿͛ͥ̇ͨ̓ͮ̓̚͜ͅ, and you can even r̵̘̫͕͈̦̩͕͚̥͓͓̯̯̗͉̼̩̼̍͑͑̃͗͌̍̅͌͞͞e̒ͫ̊̉̈͐ͥ̄̔̂ͨ̊̚͝͏̦̙͖͕͚͈̫̠͕̜͠͠ ̧̪̘̖̼͓̯̪̮̌̓̋ͥ͑̃͗̋̈́̐̐ͩ̇̐͋̇͒̚͘͠͞o̻͖̻̬͉ͮ́͒̑̀̿̾ͭͪͨ̅ͫͨ͗ͤ̐͗͘͜͠͝r̛͇̺̩̯͈͇̰͖̩͕̫̥͈ͬ̓̏ͪ̄̀ͥ̆ͧ͊ͦ͟͡͡d̷̡̨̼̱̪̳͙̟͔̰͉̜̼̥͚͍̘̈́͌̽ͯ͜͠ ̢̬͎͎͍͕̝̜͋̐̐͑̿͠ ̶̧̃̅̀́͞҉̱͍̭͍̬̯o̎̽͗ͣͩͣ̓̊́͏̰̗͚͍̫̼̮͍̳̙͎̞̠̙̫͚̥́ú̜̮̯̠̘̜̗̯͕̼̟̜̬̝͓̻̦̦͛͋ͧ͂̀ͅr̴̴̝̘̜̞̹̣̹̲͙͔̤̙̬̲̖͓ͬ͌͐ͪ̅̑͂͛̏̇ͭ̈́̂̚͘͘ͅ ̬̼͖̰͈̯̲̹̬̤̞͚͓̹̜̱̇ͥ̍̑ͦ̈́̐̐̇͗̇̈́ͧͥ̒̚̚͡o̷̧̮̗̲͍̝͔͇͚ͮ̋̀̈̿ͮw̧̦̪̦̺̫̹̻̼̰̙̫̞̫̱̘͓̠ͫ̅̋͛ͬ̋̒̆̾̽̅̑̚͘͝ ̵̡̛̮͇͎͉͙̦͓̝̖̖͕̩̜̰̑͂ͪͤ̇́̃̆ͥͩ́ͭ̓ͯ͘a̶̶̸͊ͮͫͭ̇̑ͦ̒͛͛̊ͥ̀͛̃̓̏̇̆͏͇̤̫̳͍̮̦̬̬̦͈̲̺̰͙̱̹͓u̶͈̜͕̗̭̙̫̲̭̾̎̄̊̈́̆̔͋͛́͟d͓̮̼̲͚̺̗̫̥̟̤̓̒ͧ̂̂̎ͯ̔ͬͩͮ̀͟͜͟ͅ ͚̥͖͈̜̗̦̪̪̥̾͗͒̽̎̈́ͧͭͬ̋͠o̶ͨ̐̈̅͊̿̍ͫͪ̈́̋ͩͭ͊̾ͨ͂ͪ̕҉͉͍̦̝̹͕̺̬͕̘͙͞ͅͅ and it will automatically do basic -ì̵̹̥͕̬̥̯̘͖̈̍̒̋̔͆̇ͫ̾͂͑ͫ͟͜͠͞p̶̷̫͙̹̃ͭ͂̉͐͗̀́́̃ͥͦ̇̔ͥ̎͘͢ ̴̡̡̘̟͈̪̻͉͍͔̭̜̆̄̐̐̅̒͊̂ͮ̊͐ͤ̇ÿ͎̳̻͔͉̫̮̠̻̣̳̳͖̙̯͓̫̠́̑͌̓̈́̐ͩͨͬ͐̋ͥ̉͌͢͢͠n͌ͪͦͫ̈͘͟͞͝҉̬͚͈̮̘̫̲̖͍̯̳̬͎̞̯c̶̵̡̧ͧ̇̾̽͏̹͚̘̯̟͙̩͕̰̝͎͓͍̩̹̫͙ͅ ̴̧͍͎͍͔̼̦̬͉͚̖͌ͫ͛ͨ͑͗̿͋́ͤ̂͛͑ͪ͜͞í̴̴̴͈̮͎̞͙̼̠̙͙͔͓͍̣̐̋̓͌ͧ̔ͯ̅̒ͭ̈̌̌̅̏͆ͩ̕n̵̫̘̹͕͕̘̖̘̤̤̓̈͆ͭ̌͌̌̔ͣ̎̂͒͗́̎̚̕g̒̒̽̔ͤ̏̿͏̵҉̨̙̪͕̪̮͔͔͙̞̣̯̪͇͚̤̥͍͘- on it. It will literally revolutionize m̵̪̬̫̬̫̦̮̜̘͙̱̫ͬ̓͂̈̆̄͗̿̿̅̋̓ͩ̀̚͘a̧̦̥̱͍̤̖̣̯͚̻ͥ̎́ͯ̅ͮ̋̄͊ͫ ̨̨̗̤̤̣̮̼̭͓̠̟̥̭̞͙̥ͩ̍͑͂̎̅ͯ͌̈̃̿̽ͩ͗̈͡ͅͅh̡̦̱̫ͨͣ͂ͨ̑̓̄́ͥ͞į̴̢̥̣̪͚̻̻̪̗͍͍͙̼͈̫ͥ͗ͥͨ͂̐͛̾͐̊̚͡͡n̵̑̈́ͫ͆̍̽ͤ̃͆̇͏̷̡̣̻̯̣͙ ̢͔͍̳͎̗͈̰͉̻̼̣̝̳̦̮͖̝́̏̋͐̌̋ͫͥ͛͂ͭ́̋̎͝ͅä̶̮͓͖̬͇̲͓̰̼̤̭̠̹͍͓̜͇̲ͨ̿̅ͫ͋̊͌͋̇̾̏ͭ͝͡ͅ.

We also caught a glimpse of the ̔̏̅̈̀ͩ̍̎ͮ͂̀̅͆̒҉͙̪͖͇͔͎̭̪͕̰͎̬͙͙͜ͅͅͅò̶̲̠͎͈̻̯̳͙̾͌̌͂̋͌̽͗͒͘͡͞͝ ̛͕̙͈̥̼͉̝̺̮̙͔̘̰͚̳̝͕̮̗̿̋̎̎͢͞͠t̷̢̛̗̖͑̑ͫ̈̐̊́̄̽ͦ̍ͧ͜͞ͅą̧̜̗̤̣͕̣͇͈̯̆͆͊͑̿̌ͦ͂̃͐͐ͬ͘ͅl̸͛ͭ̉̂ͪ͒́͟͞͏͇̦̣͇̻̟̳͕̹̹͉ͅͅ ̶̵̶̧̛̦̤͚̮͙̻̦̬̠̼̰̠̮̯͎͍̪̫͖̍̾̅͂ͮ̅2̸̡̰͔̭͚͚͔͖̼͖̯͈ͩ̏̽ͪ̌̋͋͋̉́̇͌ͣ̚͜͞ room, where we saw them working on the ḿ̨̞̤͚̼͔̭͔̹͍̩̦̙̥̏̈͆ͯ̐ͥͧ̅̄̓̌̃̎ͩ͝a̷̧͍͕̦̳̤̪̝̤̳̻ͪ̌̋͊͒͒̏̀͆̚̚͜͠ ̶̐ͨ͛͋͒ͯ͂͞͏̞͎̫̜͖͈̪̞͇d̷̰̘̜̜͉̬̗̦̩̠̰̜͍͒̓̾̓̄ͬ̃͐͐̆ͯ́͟͝͝ͅī̸̻̘͇͓̗̤̓̅͂͝ͅ ̶̷̶̫̯̪͙̥̫͙̣̹̣͖̥͋́̈́͐ͣ͂̒ͬͤͧ̑̅̈̕͝o̴̫͉̩̘͙̪̻̰̱͔͕̖͕̯̼͓̰̽̎̂͋̔͒͋ͨ̾͛ͧ̃͋͞r̷̟̻͓̮̪̩̓ͮ͌̿ͮ̒́ ̳̰͖̲̈ͨ́̌̾ͮ̈́̍ͥ͌͂̽̊̀͆̀́Ḓ̡̛̼̠̹̪͔̱̯̤͖̫͇͎̝͉̊̉͒̂͆̏̏ͮ̃ͧͩͨ̏̆͋͗ͫ̄̐̀͘͡L͍̞͉̯̳͖̉̉̈́̈ͣ̅̆ͣ̋̀ͤ̋̊ͭͪ͐̂̈͡͝ͅC̵͑̈̆̀҉҉̷͉̤̖̼̹͍̝̭. What's especially cool is that the m̥͉͙̱̟̤͕̬̼̗̪͔͙̹͈̤ͯ̉́ͨ͊̎͌̒̑ͫ́́́͜͠a̝̙͖ͤ̔͊̉̾ͪ̊͘͟ ̏̈́̊̔͒͝҉̗̯̙̩̟̼̗͎͔̫͓̠̹͉͔̕ḓ̨̨̹̠̆̊͗͋̄̑̏̍̏͋̆̇ͪͤ̄̚̚i̵̧͙͕̩͈̘͈̜̣̙̩͇͓̥̥̫̳͆̎ͫ̏̀͒͂̓̎͒ͥ̔͆ͨt̶͓͖̯̬̗̞̳̞͇̻̘͔̝̼̹̖͛͌̒̽̾̋̆̿̽̕ ̸̯̹̝̣͍̭͈ͣ̄̂ͮ̈̐̊ͩ̐̆ͨͤ̿̊ͪ͡r̛͇̟͔͚͇̓͂ͭ͆̑̈́͂ͬ̀̕͢ͅ ̃́ͦ̌̊̔̋ͫ̈̏͂ͥ̈̕҉̫̯̣͚̹ looks exactly like it ḋ̝͉̗̹̮̳̥̘̙̊ͥͮͬ͐́͢͜o̸̧̢͕̭̥͔͇̜ͤ͊ͫ̌̇ͩͩ̄̐͐́̽̂ͣͭ͌̆́̕e̖̗̗̙̯͎̦̻̤̣̪̹̮̅ͮ̔̐͑̅̌͒̉ͩ͆͠ ̸͙̙̼̬͆́͒̓͂̃ͮ̋̿̈͑ͭ̓̉͒͂͐͟ỉ͍̜̺͖͖̼͖̼̻̱͍̭̮̝̘̟͋͛̑͑́̕͜n̴̥̙̟̻̮̮͎̗̺̟̳̯ͮ̄ͫ̒ͣ̉ͣ̀̀̚ ̛̝̝̗̺̺̠̭͍͉̟̇ͨ̾̎̄ͩ̉̄ͪͨ͒ͫ̽̾̆̿͠ͅt̛ͨͧ̅̿̈́̾̾ͦ̊ͦ̃͂̿̀҉̲̭̻̖͍͉̤͚̼̼̮͠ ̾ͥ̑̆̓̈ͫ̇͂̾̈͌̚͏̛̮̣͈̰̟̮͓͙̪͚̻̀e̟͔͓͍̲͈̭̜̫͚̖̟̣̘̤̠ͬ̽̓ͣͦ̍̿͐͗̆͋̅̍ͫ̐̓ͨ͛̓̕͘͢ͅ ̶̌͌̂͑͗̀͠͏̝̰̳̰̞͎̞͓͍̫̫̖̯̣̠̞̰̙͝ ̡̛̫̬̱̻̗͍̞͍̺ͣ̏̊̔͒ͩ̄͆ͤ̀̕͞è̵̷̖̜͚̥͉͓͙̠̮̳̱ͧ͋̂̍̀ą̴̹̮̲̥̠ͩͯ̎ͪ̓̒̑̓ͩ͒́̀̚s̛̜̬̭̏͂͆̍̐̿͛̉ͭͤ͒̍̚͝͞ͅěͨͤ̌̓̽̅̾̄̒͂͛͗͏̷̢̻̻̞̬̟̻̟̗͕̝̗͍͕̲̦̞͓̙̱́ ̶̀̈ͨ̋̈́͢͏҉̺̮̥͍̱̪̫̟, with the ì̷̵̢̭̪͍͉̣̖̲͙ͩ̋̈́͒ͥͣͫ̂̊ͭ̒́̚ͅ ̲̫̘̗̝̱̗͙͔̰͖͔̬ͪͤ̇̊̔ͫͭ̎ͯͣ̈͛̐́́͜ớ͓̰͇̥̭͎̞̘̜̻̬̲̼͍̱̦̻̱̍͌͌ͭ̈́ͥͥ̀͡m̴̡̛̛̹͍̝̳͈̪̳͚̈̏ͥͬ̉͆̈ͮ͒̈́͊̇͒̀͂̆ȩ͇̪̮̲̟͖͇̗̣̠̖͍̹͉̱̮̰̖͉ͤ̉̀ͦ̅̇̿̊̀̚ ̨̨͈̫̻̱̫̬̖̆͐̌̊͆̈́̽͠r̢̙͔̞̘̠̜̖̬̠̱̱̰̝̻̯͕̉ͯ͗̃́͟͟ͅį̸̥̠̝̲̞̲̠̼̩͎͎͉̱̗͖͖ͣͫ̆͒̏͐ͣ̓̃̈́̎̒̎̊̆̅̈́̚ͅ ̸̴ͣͫ͒͆ͯͦ͏̭͇̳̠͙͓̤̻a̸̝͖͕͖͇̰͕̪̤̭̅̈́ͫ͒̇ͥ̍ŗ̵̸̗̥̯̝̟͔͚̪̤͇̥͔͍̓̿͑̈́ͥ̅͋̌͒̄͛̆̄͒͋̇͘ ̐̀͊͋̓̈́ͮͤ̒ͭ̾͋ͭͦ̽̚͏̴̧͇̜͓̳̣̺̰͞o̎͂̈̽̋

[kahgarak]

[QUOTE=The Vman;34205474]shit hit submit thread too early delete this or wait for a sec[/QUOTE]

:v:

[The Vman]

There fixed it for you vultures expecting a thread to work on it's first try.

[kahgarak]

i̡̱̣͕̬̞͐̀̈́͐̽̌́̚̚͝n̻̗̺ͣͩ̕͞ ̞̭͑̅͂̄͋ͫ͊̌̀͠͞ḥ̦̞ͫ͗̽͢͞͞ḭͧ̂̋̏̌͐͑͟s̱̺̬̟͚̾ͦ̕ ̲̜̜̟̼ͦͪ̚̕ọ̸̱̹̰̏̍ͬ̐̌͞ͅf̷͉̟͉̳ͨ̅͒ͬ̀̀ͅf̶̦̦̤̻͓͂ͤ͐̑ͤ̿̆̚i̶̲͈͍̙̾̈́͌̍̽̿͐͢c̯͈ͭ̊e̴͔̥̗̻ͮͯͮ̎ ̝͍̀̔̏ͦ͋ͨ͋͠a̡̝̪̬̳̦̮̼̫͆̉ͅṯ̖̻͇͖̻͇̥̮͐ͬ̆̾̽́͝ ̷̴̤͓̻͉̲̇̍͆̂̒́V͌̑͘͏̠͙̦A̟̫ͭ̊ͦͦ̚͘͢͜Ḷ̓ͧ̌̊̈́̈́̌͞V̸̵͍̱̳̪͂ͥ̔e̳͕̻͉̥̭͗ͨ̋̽̽̒͗̎́͡ͅ,̣̗̹́ͮ̏ͫͭ̉͢͞ ͍̞̆̈͌ͦ͢͡f̖̳͇̠̆̾ą̱́ͩ͂͛̉̒t̟̫͎̯͑͠ ̲̖̱͓͓̫͈́̽̌̓̃͌̆́G̋̃̈́͑͐̉͠҉̪̠̮͚̮̝ä͎̬̺̟̪̜̰̟̽͗b͎͓̹͍ͩ̽̍̏̀͡ȇ̵̢̦ͤ̊̽ ̷̙̫͔̦̻̤̞̅̽͋̅w͂͌ͬ͒ͭ̏͏̛̠̖̖͢a̦̥͎̯͐̍͆̄̅͜͠ȉ̟̄̇̋͋̒ͨ͆t̉ͤͯ͑̃ͬͤ̚͢͏̟͎̤͢s̢̼̺̖̥͕͑̃̓̆̈͜ ̡̼̓ͬ̔̉̌̆̉͑́́d̶̙̻̥̭̂ͪ̋ͨr̶̪͇̼̹͉̣͒̾̂͐ͪͅe̥̦̹ͬ̇̀ͬ͛a̗̮̖͑͗̑͐̉̄̀m̸̼̞̲̈́̔͛̿ͦ̅ͨ͝i̷̢̗̪̹̘̊ͣͨ̄ͥͦņ͉̝͈͙̺̫͗ͫ́͠g̣̞̩̞͇͉̼̻͇̐̃͞

[XrD89]

Wait, could anyone tell me what happened? Did he leak something important or it's just a troll thread?

[kahgarak]

He broke our minds by exposing us to the inner workings of VALVe Software.

[The Vman]

Also, we were told not to look Gabe in the eyes, or else y̳͉͙̋̉ͦ̂ͪ̇̅̇̕͞ͅo͆̊ͬ̿̽͒ͣͬ͏̨͙͚̤͖͈u̺͓̭̳͔͂̒̏͑̍̓ͭ͌̑͘͟'̻̘̽ͫ̀̈ͥ͠͡d̢͛̄ͮ̃̔̐̄̚҉̦͚̖ ̬̘̞͉̚͟t̨̮̪̭̬͎̳̥ͯͨ̆ͭ͊ͫͬ͑̚ ̨̊̓͏̲̺̘r̢̧̘̙̙͚̫ͮ̔nͭ̊͒̎̚͟͏̼̗ ̶̲̦̠̙̘͙̤̤̏͝o̶̬̘̠̰̿ ̷͙͖͙̹̳͛̃̓̌̿s̈͆ͨ̽͛ͭͤ͏̨̳̘̥̖̣̠̮̮ ̙ͨ͋͋́ȏ̷̶̏̉҉̙̫n̲̬̤͕͖̪̝̯̞̈́̉̆̀̌̓ ̵͎ͤ̑͑͜ͅ

[ignosium]

What's with writings? What are symbols for? Can't read but want.

[Ctrl+Alt+Llama]

Did you have to use the cover font thing. Can't you post spoilers? It would be nice if you could.

[simkas]

[QUOTE=Ctrl+Alt+Llama;34205752]Did you have to use the cover font thing. Can't you post spoilers? It would be nice if you could.[/QUOTE]

are you fucking serious

[Erfly]

[QUOTE=Ctrl+Alt+Llama;34205752]Did you have to use the cover font thing. Can't you post spoilers? It would be nice if you could.[/QUOTE]

It's called a joke thread.

[Zoo]

I just feel like "the game" is somewhere in the OP.

[Dead Madman]

Interesting.

[EarlCdwards]

the spuf informant finally reveals his identity