Goat Simulator - real goat experience

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[url=http://store.steampowered.com/app/265930]Goat Simulator[/url] is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.
Screenshots:
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Trailer: [video=youtube;dvWGLcdI8o8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvWGLcdI8o8[/video]
First Gameplay video: [video=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTQglGvNUs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTQglGvNUs[/video]
It will come out at the first of April, but you can pre-purchase it [url=http://goat-simulator.com/]here.[/url]

[elix]

So pumped!

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/p6BI2VY.png[/IMG]

Also, if you preorder it, you get access on the Saturday, the 29th -- 3 days ahead of the official Steam launch.

Also also, I assumed there already was a thread for Goat Sim, so I didn't make one myself. Good work taking the initiative. :v:

[url]http://goat-simulator.com/goat/[/url]

[Ganix565]

oh shit, release date is close

definitely looking forward to it, looks super fun

[elix]

What some people may overlook is that Goat Simulator will include Steam Workshop support pretty much out of the box (I've heard no mention of delays on the feature).

And this means [B][URL="http://goatsimulator.gamepedia.com/E3_Map_Contest"]map contest[/URL][/B]!

TL;DR Gamepedia/Curse (guh) is the home of the official GoatSim wiki, and they're teaming up with the devs to make a map contest for E3. The best maps uploaded to the Workshop prior to May 5th will be featured at the Curse/Gamepedia booth at E3 in June. The devs will start judging the maps on the 5th. Number of prizes/winners or content/value of prizes TBA.

LMAO Pics is gonna get bombarded with goats starting this weekend, I've a feeling.

[editline]27th March 2014[/editline]

Just [I]imagine[/I] what HelixSnake is gonna do with this shit. :v:

[elix]

My computer's a little too crap for video capture. Instead, I offer screenshots.

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[URL="http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243204667"]Welcome to Goat Simulator.[/URL] (I'm trying to see if I can get this one thumbs-up'd into the community hub in time for April 1st, help if you'd like.)

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There are two goats in the above screenshot.

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[I]Kill me[/I]

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This game makes me laugh so hard.

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The ladder is a gold mine.

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[sp]Did you know you can change your model's size? Hitbox is the same.[/sp]

[B]Double spoiler on how-to for the above spoiler:[/B] [sp]Head into the wheat field, but turn left from the car doing donuts into what seems nothing, and hop into the Sanctum-like tube.[/sp]

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My best combo yet, rampaging through Coffee Stain Studios' offices.

[URL="http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243185177"](Trivial) spoiler for an unlock.[/URL] [sp]Tall Goat[/sp]

[Agoat]

hi am agoat and i can confirm this is a real goat experience

[Ganerumo]

Okay, so.

If you go into the goat tower and reach the goat throne, you get the ability to summon subjects.

If you summon a TON of subjects into the summoning circle, you get demonic powers.
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If you use demonic powers while licking and headbutting a fire extinguisher, this happens :
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Drr Drr Drr.

[elix]

Five humans are enough to satisfy the sacrifice, and then you get demonic powers.

The demonic power gives you two things:

1. You can katamari humans if you use it when you're close to them. You can make the katamari bigger by the traditional method.

2. If you're in the air and you hit your power, you spaz-out "fly" around the map like a goat out of hell.

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B(e)acon. [sp]You can go to space if you bring the other back and jump over them and then wait.[/sp]