POSTAL Megathread: Let's piss on everything and blow their heads off v1

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[U][B]Release date[/B][/U]
[B]
September 30th, 1997[/B]
[B]January 1st, 1998:[/B] POSTAL: Special Delivery Expansion pack
[B]April 10th, 2015:[/B] POSTAL (Android)

[U][B]Platforms[/B][/U]

Windows, MAC & Linux
Android

[U][B]Engine[/B][/U]

Proprietary engine

[U][B]Purchase[/B][/U]

[B]Steam[/B]: $4.99 ([URL]http://store.steampowered.com/app/232770/[/URL])
[B]GoG[/B]: $5.99 ([URL]http://www.gog.com/game/postal_classic_and_uncut[/URL])
[B]Amazon APP Store[/B]: $0.99 ([URL]https://www.amazon.com/Running-With-Scissors-Inc-Postal/dp/B00VVTCJGM[/URL])

[U][B]Description[/B][/U]

[B]POSTAL (Base game)[/B]

Take control of The Postal Dude in his infamous first outing! POSTAL is an isometric shooter filled to the brim with fast-paced explosive action. Blast, maim and fire-bomb your way through 17 unsuspecting locales, from a small town to a heavily guarded military complex. Don’t get too crazy – this killing spree is anything but senseless. Out here, strategy is key and the locals are packin’.
It’s time to go POSTAL!

• Blast your way through 16 levels, plus an ending level! Beginning from your humble Home, eliminate hostiles in areas from the Trailer Park to the City all the way to the Air Force Base. All of which play over beautiful hand-painted backgrounds.
• 9 devastating weapons: Defend yourself with varied tools of mayhem. Take aim with the Scatter Gun! Clear out rooms with Grenades, Mines, and the almighty Napalm Launcher! Whip out Heatseeker Rockets for those big groups!
• Wide range of foes: Defend yourself from Molotov-tossing Grenadiers, gun-toting Infantryman, rocket-firing Heavy-Weapons Experts (don’t forget to duck!), and angry Ostriches! Non-stop, guns-blazing, adrenaline-fueled action!
• Newly updated with a slick twin-stick control scheme, making the carnage that much more fun, on Steam and Android devices.

[B]Super POSTAL[/B]

[I]Super POSTAL[/I] is a special Japanese-exclusive release of POSTAL, that features:

• Two exclusive maps (Osaka & Tokyo), with brand new artwork and new non-player characters
• Japanese localized audio dub

[B]Special Delivery[/B]

[I]Special Delivery[/I] is an expansion pack for POSTAL. It adds a bunch of stuff to the core game, including:

• Four new levels (Earthquake, EZ Mart, Shanty Town, Resort)
• Twenty-four new characters, including Red Cross workers, lawyers, the homeless and nudists
• Hundreds of new sounds and wicked music
• The ability to “SpaWN” a multiplayer game and talk to your friends with in-game chat
• New cooperative mode and re-tuned multiplayer deathmatch, with much faster networking play
• New comprehensive documentation for the POSTAL Level Editor and increased rendering performance in both regular POSTAL and the new levels

[U][B]Gameplay video[/B][/U]

[video=youtube;FPlFPmu1A-Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPlFPmu1A-Q&feature=youtu.be[/video]

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[U][B]Release date[/B][/U]

May 20th, 2016

[B][U]Platforms[/U][/B]

Windows

[B][U]Engine[/U][/B]

Unreal Engine 4

[U][B]Purchase[/B][/U]

[B]Steam:[/B] $8.99 [URL="http://store.steampowered.com/app/360960/"](http://store.steampowered.com/app/401680/[/URL])

[B][U]Description[/U][/B]

The classic dark and surreal twin-stick isometric shooter returns with a vengeance!POSTAL Redux is a high definition remake of The Postal Dude’s infamous first foray into the world. Prepare to experience his psychological journey with faithfully recreated high resolution visuals, remastered music, sounds, and dialog, and revamped and modernized gameplay. Crazed gunmen out for your blood await you around every corner. The only choice is clear: Get them before they get you. Fight back with a devastating arsenal as you make your way through a violence-stricken town.It’s time to relive the madness of GOING POSTAL!

• Online Co-op: Go POSTAL with up to four players! Join up with your friends to wreak carnage together.
• Online Deathmatch: Engage in free-for-all frenzies with up to eight players!
• Brand new Rampage mode: Take aim for the high score in this frantic mode that awards points for sustained kill streaks, creative methods of destruction, and blistering fast action!
• Battle through 17 levels in the classic Campaign: Beginning from your humble Home, traverse through The Mine and Trailer Park, witness the mean streets of The Ghetto and the bright lights of The City, all the way to the final standoff at the Air Force Base, including a stop at the all-new Carnival.
• Includes the original add-ons: Blast through Special Delivery’s EZ Mart, Shanty Town, Earthquake, and the luxurious La Palamino Resort, and then head to Japan in Super POSTAL’s Tokyo and Osaka! Play through everything together in the massive combined 23-level Excess Postage campaign!
• A wide range of foes: Defend yourself against gun crazy Vigilantes, trigger-happy Police Officers, trained and efficient SWAT and Military squads, the quintessential Marching Band, and angry Ostriches!
• 10 weapons of destruction: Lay waste with the mighty Shotgun and Spray Cannon, roast attackers with Molotovs and the Flamethrower, fill the streets with fire with the Napalm Launcher, clear out entire groups with Grenades and the Rocket Launcher (Heatseekers included!), lay traps for unsuspecting pursuers with varied types of Mines, and introducing the commanding Revolver!

[U][B]Gameplay video[/B][/U]

[video=youtube;sepzKMYSElw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sepzKMYSElw[/video]

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[U][B]Release dates[/B][/U]

[B]April 13th 2003[/B]
[B]December 17th 2003:[/B] POSTAL 2: Share The Pain Multiplayer
[B]May 12th 2005:[/B] POSTAL 2: Apocalypse Weekend
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Platforms[/B][/U]

Windows, Mac & Linux

[U][B]Engine[/B][/U]

Unreal Engine 2

[U][B]Manual[/B][/U]

[URL]https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B3KkBTfMdKg9cGx3djJWTktEMkk/edit?usp=sharing[/URL]

[U][B]Purchase[/B][/U]

[B]Steam[/B]: $9.99 [URL]http://store.steampowered.com/app/223470/[/URL]
[B]GoG[/B]: $9.99 [URL]http://www.gog.com/game/postal_2_complete[/URL]

[U][B]Description[/B][/U]

[B]POSTAL 2 (Base game)[/B]

Live a week in the life of The Postal Dude; a hapless everyman just trying to check off some chores. Buying milk, returning an overdue library book, getting Gary Coleman’s autograph, what could possibly go wrong?Blast, chop and piss your way through a freakshow of American caricatures in this darkly humorous first-person adventure. Meet Krotchy: the toy mascot gone bad, visit your Uncle Dave at his besieged religious cult compound and battle sewer-dwelling Taliban when you least expect them! Endure the sphincter-clenching challenge of cannibal rednecks, corrupt cops and berserker elephants. Accompanied by Champ, the Dude‘s semi-loyal pitbull, battle your way through open environments populated with amazingly unpredictable AI. Utilize an arsenal of weapons ranging from a humble shovel to a uniquely hilarious rocket launcher.Collect a pack of attack dogs! Use cats as silencers! Piss and pour gasoline on anything and everyone! You know you want to!

• Aggressive vs. Passive: POSTAL 2 is only as violent as you are.
• One large non-linear world.
• Explore the world and accomplish your errands at your own pace.
• Interact with Non-Player Characters
• Survival Mode: If you choose to play as a pacifist, you will still have to deal with the NPC’s who may also go POSTAL!
• Based on the Unreal Editor: Easy to use and very powerful, with many mods already available from the community.

Even 14 years after release, POSTAL 2 continues to be updated on Steam.

[B]POSTAL 2: Share The Pain[/B]

[I]Share The Pain[/I] is an expansion pack for POSTAL 2, that adds online and LAN multiplayer to the game, among other updates and fixes.The new multiplayer gameplay includes:

• 4 game types:
• SNATCH – Fight for the fabulous Postal Babes! Snatch the enemy babe and score!
• GRAB – Battle to collect all 10 bags. Each bag makes you stronger!
• Deathmatch – Choose from 25 characters, including Gary Coleman and Osama.
• Team Deathmatch – Share the pain with 17 insane teams, including Team Taliban and The Gimps.14 new multiplayer levels
• In-game server browser
• Dedicated and non-dedicated server modes with remote admin
• Customizable game settings
• Next generation level editor – make your own maps!

[B]POSTAL 2: Apocalypse Weekend

[/B]Starting with only the clothes on your back, a repertoire of snotty nonsequiturs and your trusty box of matches, you must find a way to rescue your trailer home, your dog Champ, and quite possibly the entire human race from certain destruction at the hands of ultimate evil.Or maybe that’s just your head wound kicking in again…

• Twenty new maps to Go Postal in!
• Ten new story-driven missions featuring RWS’ trademark broken sense of humor
• Slice and Dice your enemies into choice cutlets with insane new weapons like the Scythe and the soon-to-be-infamous Boomerang Machete
• Blast your waty through an onslaught of Apocalyptic enemies including treacherous video game publishers, Terrorist zealots, berzerker lab-test cats and MadCow-infected Tourettes Zombies
• Build your own levels and scenarios with the same level editor used by the developers to create the game
• Next generation level editor – make your own maps!Gameplay video

[video=youtube;bVgVNPr3yWM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVgVNPr3yWM[/video]
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[U][B]Release date[/B][/U]

April 17th 2015

[B][U]Platforms[/U][/B]

Windows, Mac & Linux

[B][U]Engine[/U][/B]

Unreal Engine 2

[U][B]Purchase[/B][/U]

[B]Steam:[/B] $7.99 ([URL]http://store.steampowered.com/app/360960/[/URL])

[B][U]Description[/U][/B]
[I]Paradise Lost[/I] is an expansion pack for POSTAL 2. Join the Dude as he ventures back into his former hometown embarking on a quest to find his lost dog. Not all is at it seems, as the once tranquil (relatively speaking) town and its citizens have been transformed in the wake of the nuclear destruction. Do whatever it takes to survive! Wait in lines! Use vending machines! Buy toilet paper! Journey to where it all began to rescue your loyal companion!

• A complete singleplayer campaign: Brave Monday through Friday with twists and turns each day.
• Free roam, non-linear, errand-based gameplay: Go do your daily chores or just screw around as you aimlessly run amok in the town!
• Peaceful vs. Violent decisions: Choose to be a wussy pacifist or wipe out everyone in your way. Hey, it’s the apocalypse, so you’ll probably fit in!
• New arsenal and items: Take out some unlucky punks with the Revolver! Enact wasteland justice with the Lever-Action Shotgun! Whack some weeds and perhaps other meatier subjects with the Weed Whacker!
• Dual-wielding: Double your fun with double the gun!
• Boss battles: Settle some scores once and for all mano a mano.
• Full controller support: Piss on strangers from the comfort of your couch!
• The Dude’s original voice: No bogus imposters here!

[U][B]Trailer[/B][/U]

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[U][B]Developer[/B][/U]

Akella / Trashmasters under licence from Running With Scissors.

[U][B]Release date[/B][/U]

[B]November 23rd, 2011[/B]

[U][B]Platforms[/B][/U]

Windows

[B][U]Manual[/U][/B]

[URL]http://cdn3.steampowered.com/Manuals/10220/Postal 3 User Manual.pdf?t=1350970633[/URL]

[B][U]Engine[/U][/B]

Source

[B][U]Purchase(?)[/U][/B]

Alright look, I’m going to level with you – don’t buy Postal III. You’d regret it. Hell, you’d regret playing it for free. It’s a boring, frustrating, unfinished, borderline-broken mess, and there is nothing we can do about it.What happened is that we signed with a big Russian publisher to make Postal III, letting them develop and publish the game, while we worked on the design. It was going well for the initial development time but because of the economy crashing especially hard in Russia, the game ended up getting moved to a smaller, less experienced team that didn’t have the skill or resources to make the game we designed, and they were forced to rush development to meet an unreasonable deadline. Corners were cut severely, dramatic changes to our design were made, and the game was put out in an unfinished pre-Alpha state. The game is simply unfinished, and it barely works half the time. And when it does work, the game that is there is simply boring and frustrating to play. The sad part is that the publisher still owns the game, and has refused to fix it themselves, or let us access the source code so that we can try to fix it. We are stuck with Postal III as it is.

You’re a responsible adult (we hope), so I’m sure you’re capable of making your own purchasing decisions. I just want you to consider all of the above, before you make the leap of regret into paying real hard-earned money for this title. We don’t own the game, we can’t support it and we don’t get anything from its sales, so if you decide to risk the purchase – you’re on your own.

[B][U]Official description
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Good or Insane? The choice is yours.Following the Apocalyptic end to the Postal Dude’s week in Paradise, we follow him and his insane pitbull Champ as they emigrate to its appropriately named sister city, Catharsis. Unfortunately, due to the Global Economic Meltdown, psychotic left-wing “Green” extremism and hypocritical Government corruption, it turns out Catharsis isn’t a much better place to live.What path will you choose when faced with the antics of a hypocritical scheming Mayor? A berserk cartoon mascot with Al Qaeda ties? A former Vice-President’s cadre of Eco-Zealots? How about Gay Segway “biker” gangs, and a sociopathic cult leader Uncle with nuclear ambitions? Will you give in to your base instincts and fight fire with gasoline? Or will you rise above it to become something more, to serve and protect your fellow citizens from the rampant insanity of our modern society?

• Edgy, satirical Running With Scissors sense of humor
• A world of twisted parody inspired by real people, events and philosophies
• Large, detailed, interactive environments
• Crazy POSTAL style Vehicle gameplay
• NPC’s react to your behavior in a variety of surprising ways
• Multiple story paths determined by your behavior
• Celebrity characters: Super porn star Ron Jeremy, Village People Cowboy Randy Jones, Internationally hated film director Uwe Boll and Playboy Playmate Jennifer Walcott
• Appearances by other popular Running With Scissors character franchises: Krotchy, Champ and the Postal Babes, who will fight along side you (or sometimes against you!)
• Insane new gameplay including the Helper Monkey, Grenade Cats and the BadgerSaw
• Kill Uwe Boll! (or save him!)
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[i]POSTAL Mobile[/i]

[U][B]Developer[/B][/U]

Ministry of Fun (Published by GlobalFun)

[U][B]Release date[/B][/U]

[B]2009[/B]

[B][U]Platforms[/U][/B]

J2ME Mobile Phones

[B][U]Description[/U][/B]

The streets are full of gang members; cops are just venal cowards, not upholding law and order in the city. Degenerate officials live on bribes and won’t lift a finger to make things better.Like it? Hey dude, I’ve got news for you – one good, and one bad. The bad news is that just a few minutes ago your car got hijacked. The good news is that it’s time to go berserk and take things in your own hands. Justice will be served!It’s time to go POSTAL!

• Live three days in the life of The Postal Dude – visit a barbecue, file for insurance and shop for groceries!
• 5 weapons to choose from – Beretta, MP5, Shotgun, AK-101 and the Flamethrower!
• Unlockable perks system, to buff up your rampage, as you progress through the game
• Play ‘Survival’ mode for the ultimate test in skill

[U][B]Trailer[/B][/U]

[video=youtube;MY5iidX5yBg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY5iidX5yBg[/video]

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[U][B]Developer[/B][/U]

HeroCraft

[U][B]Release date[/B][/U]

[B]February, 2009[/B]

[B][U]Platforms[/U][/B]

J2ME Mobile Phones / Android

[B][U]Description
[/U][/B]
The beautiful Postal Babes are back and now they have their own videogame! If there’s one thing these girls are good at, other than looking hot, it’s kicking ass, and that’s just what they’ll have to do when they get the message that there’s strange goings on at the local University. Maniacs have taken over the campus and now the first year student girls are hostages, the Postal Babes can’t waste any time infiltrating the campus and rescuing those hostages.Grab whatever you can find, a baseball bat, a knife and start dishing out some tough love to those kidnappers. With an intuitive hack and slash control system you’ll be dishing out the punishment in no time, get in close and go in for the kill, it’s the Postal Babes way. You’ll even have a chance to pick up a few firearms, make sure you use them wisely, headshots are the only way to keep the bloodthirsty Postal Babes happy!We don’t want another university massacre on the news so don’t hold back… heads will roll!

• 2 Playable characters, with different playstyles
• 12 Action-packed levels
• Plenty of weapon pick-ups
• The sexiest heroines in gaming
• Engaging and amusing storyline
• Unlockable ‘SMS Bonus’ content, which… undresses your characters… (J2ME Version Only)

[U][B]Trailer[/B][/U]

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[U][B]Developer[/B][/U]

Avalon Style Entertainment (Published by Akella)

[U][B]Release date[/B][/U]

[B]August 1st, 2005[/B]

[B][U]Platforms[/U][/B]

Windows

[B][U]Engine[/U][/B]

Unreal Engine 2

[U][B]Download[/B][/U]

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[B][U]Description[/U][/B]
[I]
ШТОПОР ЖЖОТ[/I] (‘Shtopor Zhzhot’, or roughly translated as ‘Corkscrew Rules‘) is an expansion for POSTAL 2, developed, published and set in Russia. Take control of Corkscrew – a man who wakes up in a mental asylum (and looks strikingly similar to The Postal Dude), having lost his memory and his genitalia. He must explore Muhosransk City, complete errands, read the newspaper, fight terrorists and prepare the proper paperwork for filing a request at airport customs, on his quest to reclaim his missing member.

• A parody of Russian culture, as viewed through the satirical lense of POSTAL
• Four days to play through – Monday through Thrusday – with different errands to complete for each
• A whole new city to explore – Muhosransk City
• New items and weapons, including a frying pan, a slingshot and throwable dirty socks

[U][B]Trailer[/B][/U]

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[i]POSTAL Movie [/i]

[B][U]Director[/U][/B]

Uwe Boll

[B][U]Release date[/U][/B]

[B]October 18th, 2007[/B]

[B][U]Formats:[/U][/B]

DVD
Blu-Ray

[U][B]Purchase[/B][/U]

[B]RWS Store[/B]

DVD: [URL]http://www.postalgames.com/pd-postal-the-movie-unrated-dvd-edition.cfm[/URL]
Blu-Ray: [URL]http://www.postalgames.com/pd_postal_the_movie_unrated_blu-ray_edition.cfm[/URL]

[B][U]Description
[/U][/B]
Prepare yourself for the hilarious, laugh-packed comedy POSTAL, the irreverent and outrageous film based on the popular video game by Running With Scissors.After a clueless slacker named the Postal Dude (Zack Ward) loses his job, he joins his shady Uncle Dave (Dave Foley) and a bevy of big-breasted, scantily clad female cult followers in a scheme to steal a shipment of hot new toys. But first they must foil a band of ruthless terrorists led by none other than Osama Bin Laden and save the world from destruction in this offensive, mayhem-ridden laugh riot that threatens the very limits of common decency.
[B][U]
Cast[/U][/B]

[B]Zack Ward[/B] as The Postal Dude
[B]Dave Foley[/B] as Uncle Dave
[B]Vince Desiderio[/B] as Krotchy/Himself
[B]J.K. Simmons[/B] as Candidate Welles
[B]Verne Troyer[/B] as Himself
[B]Larry Thomas[/B] as Osama bin Laden
[B]Erick Avari[/B] as Habib
[B]Brent Mendenhall[/B] as George W. Bush
[B]Rick Hoffman[/B] as Mr. Blither
[B]Michael Benyaer[/B] as Mohammed
[B]Uwe Boll[/B] as Himself

[B][U]Trailer[/U][/B]

[video=youtube;ELufY-RPQ8o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELufY-RPQ8o[/video]

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[B]Books[/B]

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[B]POSTAL: The Official Strategy Guide[/B]

[B][U]Description[/U][/B]

The only Official and Authorized Guide to POSTAL, this book will answer all your questions about the year’s hottest action game! You’ll learn how to be the best Postal Guy you can be and cause chaos everywhere you go. Discover all the game’s secrets and blast through every level with this Guide – the only book you’ll need!

• Win in all levels!
• Burn up your friends in multiplayer mode.
• Check the full-color level maps to find all the secret areas.
• Learn weapons strategies and how you can beat each of the hostiles.
• Use tips directly from the Postal Guy himself!
• Read about the game’s incredible in-depth level editor and make great levels yourself.
• Check out tips on going postal and not getting killed!
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[U]Publishing date[/U][/B][/B]

[B]1997[/B]
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[B][B]Author[/B][/B][/U]

Paul Bannister

[U][B][B]Language[/B][/B][/U]

English

[U][B]Download[/B][/U]

[URL]http://www.runningwithscissors.com/downloads/p1_official_strategy_guide.zip[/URL]

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Чувак и надувная свобода[/B]
[U]
[B]Description[/B][/U]

Он явно не супермен, не бэтмен и даже не человек-паук! Он – простой американский чувак, но это Чувак с большой буквы! Его запросы просты: пиво, гамбургер, трейлер, верный пес Чамп и свобода. Свобода быть собой. Свобода трудиться и получать вознаграждение. Свобода приходить без спроса и уходить без сожаления. Свобода отстаивать эти священные для любого реального чувака права, если нужно – с оружием в руках. Только вот в городке Катарсис, штат Аризона, кое-кто думает иначе. И Чувак на собственной шкуре убеждается в том, что порой свобода может растаять в безоблачном небе, как надувной шарик.

[B]Translated[/B]:

He was obviously not Superman, not Batman or even Spiderman! He – a simple American guy, but this Man with a capital letter! His requests are simple: a beer, a burger, a trailer, a faithful dog Champ and freedom. Freedom to be yourself. The freedom to work and receive remuneration. The freedom to come and go without asking, without regret. The freedom to defend these sacred for any real dude right, if necessary – in arms. Only here in the town of Catharsis, AZ, some people think otherwise. And Dude in their own skin convinced that freedom can sometimes melt into the cloudless sky like a balloon.
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[U]Publishing date[/U][/B][/B]

[B]2012[/B]
[U]
[B][B]Author[/B][/B][/U]

Игорь Градов

[U][B][B]Language[/B][/B][/U]

Russian

[U][B]Purchase[/B][/U]

[B]OZON.ru:[/B] [URL]https://www.ozon.ru/context/detail/id/8246269/[/URL]

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[B]Реальный чувак[/B]
[U]
[B]Description[/B][/U]

Эта история началась с того, что в одной богом забытой дыре у одного трейлера, принадлежащего одному крутому парню с незамысловатым именем, вдруг сломался двигатель. Все бы ничего, но денег на ремонт еще нужно заработать, а жители славного города Катарсис, штат Аризона, отчего-то не хотят войти в положение Чувака. Проблемы? Да, но не у героя, а у тех, кто рискнет встать у него на пути. Потому что этот парень готов всеми силами и средствами защищать самое дорогое, что у него есть, — свою свободу! Свободу быть собой, свободу выбора, свободу жить по совести. И если надо — с револьвером или бейсбольной битой в руках. Потому что он — реальный чувак!

[B]Translated:

[/B]The story begins with the fact that in a godforsaken hole in one trailer, belonging to one tough guy with a straightforward name, suddenly broke the engine. All anything, but the money for repairs still need to make money, and residents of the glorious city of Catharsis, Arizona, for some reason do not want to enter into the position of man. Problems? Yes, but not a hero, and those who dare stand in his way. Because this guy is ready with all the forces and means to protect the most precious thing he has – his freedom! Freedom to be yourself, the freedom of choice, freedom to live according to conscience. And if necessary – with a gun, or a baseball bat in his hands. Because it is – a real man!
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[U]Publishing date[/U][/B][/B]

[B]2011[/B]
[U]
[B][B]Author[/B][/B][/U]

Андрей Шляхов
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[B][B]Language[/B][/B][/U]

Russian

[U][B]Purchase[/B][/U]

[B]OZON.ru: [/B][URL]https://www.ozon.ru/context/detail/id/7436925/?usg=ALkJrhjwgGLukfKwn-71E1rktY3lLiQUUQ[/URL]

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[B]Postal: Special Delivery[/B]

[U][B]Description[/B][/U]

1990s. Shady Arizona town. A young man known only as Postal Dude hides a mysterious otherworldly force. But when unknown criminal organizations start going after him, life becomes hell. High school is not fun anymore. And why are there terrorists shooting up the town? There’s no way out. It’s like owning the “One Ring.” Only there’s no help. What do you do when you are beyond salvation?…

Postal will make you gasp, laugh, cry, orgasm, and in some cases run for president. Or after the president. It brings to light everything that’s wrong with our world, yet celebrates our survival in it.
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Publishing date[/B][/U]

[B]October 29th, 2015[/B]
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Author[/B][/U]

Alisa Bogodarova
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Language[/B][/U]

English
[U][B]
Purchase[/B][/U]

[B]Kindle:[/B] [URL]https://www.amazon.com/Postal-Special-Delivery-Book-ebook/dp/B017DWXIF6/[/URL]

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[B]Music[/B]

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[B]
Music to Go POSTAL By[/B]

[U][B]Description[/B][/U]

“Watup Guys,

Mike J here sayin’ THANKS on behalf of Running With Scissors for all your support over the years. This album was inspired by you, the POSTAL fans, and we hope you love it. These are indie artists from all over the country and even some from around the world. The music styles range from Metal to Techno to Pop to Rap. Be sure to show your support and check out their websites or myspace pages. Give them props on their message boards or blogs if you dig their music!“

[i]~Mike Jaret – Producer, Running With Scissors[/i]

“Thanks to the greatest fans in the world, our POSTAL Fans, this was your idea, and we hope you approve.“

[i]~Vince Desi – CEO, Running With Scissors[/i]
[B]
October 30th, 2007[/B]

[U][B]Artist[/B][/U]

Various

[U][B]Tracklist[/B][/U]

1. Escape From Paradise – Jesus Loves Junkies
2. In Your Time of Sorrow – Ph8
3. Reflection – BLyND
4. Gargoyles – Martin Leung
5. Shh, Be Quiet – The Dominoes
6. Flux – Cannonsong0
7. Burned Feet – Rachel Immerman
8. Epic – No Ones Kind
9. Capturing – Simple Kill
10. Wrong Side Out – Ricochet Biscuit
11. Uroky – Brizgy
12. Goin Postal – Jade Wing
13. Run With This – CRAZY-A
14. Insomnia – Chriraw

[Sgt. Napalm]

I'm not sure how I feel about that title.

[vlad]

yeah that title is gonna attract all of SH into here

[RockSushi]

[QUOTE=PredGD;43190146]yeah that title is gonna attract all of SH into here[/QUOTE]

Will fix asap.

[Uncle Fassbender]

Hopefully this one actually kicks off; when I searched around before for one it was a really poorly done OP and it died off after like 2 posts.

[Crimor]

Would be better as just "let's piss on everything!" :v:

[Compent]

Pissing on the ceiling in postal 2 is fun especially when the piss comes into your mouth :)

[RockSushi]

Asked postal if he could fix it. I´m sure that he will.

[DaWhatTheFox]

Are all the mirrors and the glass up on the roof of the bank gone for everyone else?

[editline]15th December 2013[/editline]

Also I just tried to bribe a cop but the Wanted level went back up after that for some reason.

[Vilusia]

I want this game.

[-Iker-]

Launching the machete like a boomerang of doom has to be one of the best things in videogames

[RockSushi]

All bless postal for changing the title of the thread

[pr00ch]

i love how the dick censor bar is like a meter long

[MightyLOLZOR]

Is anyone else kind of disappointed with the update on steam? I was really hyped for it at first, but when I actually played it, I realized it's still not nearly as good as my modded non steam version, and the "new" weapons they added are just reskinned mods.

[Griff]

The ricocheting napalm launcher is the greatest thing in a video game.

[Magikoopa24]

Damn, Postal 2 is the shit! I remember going through the entire game just running around and chopping off heads with a machete.

Then again, considering I played that as a young teenager, that may not have been helpful for my psyche...ah well, whatever.

Knew there'd be a thread about this after the Postal 2 update a few days ago. For those who don't know, the guys at RWS updated the game with a crapton of stuff, incorporating AWP (meaning playing both the main game and the expansion, Apocalypse Weekend, plus features like dismemberment), weapons from Eternal Damnation, achievements, widescreen support, plus a whole lot of improvements. Changelog's [URL="http://steamcommunity.com/app/223470/discussions/0/666828127203287049/"]here[/URL]

For those who haven't already, support the game and buy it; by doing so, the fine folks at RWS will try to get Workshop up and running, as well as continued support. I'm certainly going to buy another copy at some point this Christmas.

[a-cookie]

wow

postal the movie was fucking brilliant
the only good thing uwe boll made

[Uncle Fassbender]

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;43190557]Is anyone else kind of disappointed with the update on steam? I was really hyped for it at first, but when I actually played it, I realized it's still not nearly as good as my modded non steam version, and the "new" weapons they added are just reskinned mods.[/QUOTE]
The added detail on peds is welcome and the achievements are actually fun to get, rather than grindy stuff like 'get 1000 pistol kills'. I still like the new weapons, but yeah it sucks a little that they didn't add any completely new weapons.

[Magikoopa24]

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;43190557]Is anyone else kind of disappointed with the update on steam? I was really hyped for it at first, but when I actually played it, I realized it's still not nearly as good as my modded non steam version, and the "new" weapons they added are just reskinned mods.[/QUOTE]

Eh, they're trying, at least; they're not trying to recreate the game, just make it the best it can be.

I'm more thankful for the bug fixes, and the promise that the more we support them the more they'll continually update the game.

[MightyLOLZOR]

Well, I'll keep my fingers crossed for the workshop update.

[DaWhatTheFox]

Actually this game's buggier than ever for me...

[Bread_Baron]

[QUOTE=a-cookie;43190619]wow

postal the movie was fucking brilliant
the only good thing uwe boll made[/QUOTE]

It was a good film but it wasn't Postal. It followed the "normal guy in a crazy situation" route of comedy, with the Dude taking the everyman role rather than the psychopath we love. He even got his name by mistake. The worst part of the film was when he [sp]told everyone to stop fighting and swap their guns for hugs (seriously). It took somebody else to say fuck that and start shooting.[/sp] I'm not sure what Uwe Boll was thinking when he wrote the character but I hope if he does eventually fund a sequel that he gets it right this time.

[Compent]

Guys do you know the " Zombie Glitch " in postal 2?

I found it out ever since i first play the game;

[U]HOW TO DO THE GLITCH[/U]
To do it you need to have a taser and fuel ( as well as piss )

First, Find a person then proceed to tase the person untill he / she falls down on the floor.
Once on the floor pour gasoline all over her / him and light them on fire, then wait until there flesh gets cooked and there texture changes.
And when there texture changes immediately pee all over them until the fire goes out.
If you do this correctly you should have your very own zombie!*

* Keep in mind they MAY crawl for all eternity.

Also god bless the Pidgeon Mission

Edit:

[video=youtube;prnFw6NJpis]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prnFw6NJpis[/video]

[Naze]

[QUOTE=Compent;43190791]Guys do you know the " Zombie Glitch " in postal 2?

I found it out ever since i first play the game;

[U]HOW TO DO THE GLITCH[/U]
To do it you need to have a taser and fuel ( as well as piss )

First, Find a person then proceed to tase the person untill he / she falls down on the floor.
Once on the floor pour gasoline all over her / him and light them on fire, then wait until there flesh gets cooked and there texture changes.
And when there texture changes immediately pee all over them until the fire goes out.
If you do this correctly you should have your very own zombie!*

* Keep in mind they MAY crawl for all eternity.

Also god bless the Pidgeon Mission
[/QUOTE]
oh man i gotta try this

[MightyLOLZOR]

It feels good to get back into this game. I might upload some videos later.

[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=Compent;43190791]

[video=youtube;prnFw6NJpis]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prnFw6NJpis[/video][/QUOTE]

I love how you can hear them trying to not crack up in the background.

[Magikoopa24]

This might be the first game I record with that OBS software I got recently; I can't pass up promoting this game in some way. Maybe a Jesus "They Hate Me" run, which would be rather...interesting.

[robotman5]

Does anyone know if Postal 2 works well with Linux?

[The DooD]

Just went to confess my sins. Standing at the back of line I immediately think "fuck this, I'm not waiting in line for shit". Pulled out the chainsaw and ran forward. When I got to the front of the line I turned around and it was like some kind of horror house it was amazing. There was blood all up the walls and dripping off the roof and body parts everywhere.

Then I walked into the booth, confessed my sins and walked out.

[Awaken90125]

This mod looks awesome

[Media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utvwHexp3K8&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/media]

[editline]15th December 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=robotman5;43191128]Does anyone know if Postal 2 works well with Linux?[/QUOTE]

Runs fine for me on Mint