Overwatch - Ask me about my D.Va fetish

[Oizen]

[B]What is Overwatch?[/B]
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Overwatch is a multiplayer first-person shooter video game developed and published by Blizzard Entertainment. It was released in May 2016 for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 4, and Xbox One.
Overwatch puts players into two teams of six, with each player selecting one of several pre-defined hero characters with unique movement, attributes, and skills; these heroes are divided into four classes, two of which are actually useful: Offense, Defense, Tank, and Support. Players on a team work together to secure and defend control points on a map and/or escort a payload across the map in a limited amount of time, unless you have Genji or Hanzo on your team. Players gain cosmetic rewards that do not affect gameplay, such as characters skins and victory poses, as they continue to play in matches, most likely useless voice lines and sprays. The game was launched with casual play, and competitive matchmaking was added in June 2016. Blizzard states that all Overwatch updates will remain free, with the only additional cost to players is through microtransactions to earn additional cosmetic rewards. The Overwatch thread on the Facepunch Forums agrees that D.Va is indeed best girl. Does anybody even read this bit?
Papa bless to Wikipedia
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[B]Heroes[/B]
[URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/genji/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PkwrfUF.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/mccree/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/O8aIA5E.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/pharah/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/F35KTiH.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/reaper/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/CCtOCc5.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/soldier-76/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/OP78KVI.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/sombra/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/e6wDxrX.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/tracer/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xkMb4pj.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
[URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/bastion/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/N8oXZO4.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/hanzo/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PhZwky7.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/junkrat/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TImBe42.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/mei/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vbKvo2I.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/torbjorn/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/F7rpUn5.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/widowmaker/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/meZIEWq.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/dva/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/j2nK8yw.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
[URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/reinhardt/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PMaxOIA.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/roadhog/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4QEVAtp.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/winston/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/nIqpcAq.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/zarya/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tsytyGL.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/ana/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/z1mzfsc.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/lucio/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KqlKprz.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/mercy/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/P87kDe4.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
[URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/symmetra/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yBftsZS.jpg[/IMG][/URL][URL="https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/zenyatta/"][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rikINMK.jpg[/IMG]
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[_maverick_]

Mei a cute.

[Flak]

Interesting, Discord just made Malwarebytes angry.

[CobyB]

If D.Va doesn't get any skins in this chinese new year event (if there will even be a chinese new year event) I will die

[sir whoopsalot]

[QUOTE=CobyB;51667045]If D.Va doesn't get any skins in this chinese new year event (if there will even be a chinese new year event) I will die[/QUOTE]

Yes, the South Korean champ should totally get a Chinese new year skin.

I think you're mixing people up, buddy.

[PeakDeNile]

He did it, the absolute madman.

[Oizen]

D.Va is still one of the few remaining legendary starved characters.

[Nightfury Treann]

Posting for thread subscription. Hi, Pharah is perfect.

[Oizen]

[QUOTE=Nightfury;51667087]Posting for thread subscribe. Hi, Pharah is perfect.[/QUOTE]

Pharah is the cutest floating bulls-eye target I know.

[_maverick_]

Old Ana > young Ana

[Rubat]

[QUOTE=Oizen;51667076]D.Va is still one of the few remaining legendary starved characters.[/QUOTE]

I'd argue Mei still is, she has got a gold skin, but its just a shitty recolor of the original.

[meppers]

good thing we won after this because I was laughing too hard to play well

[QUOTE][vid]https://my.mixtape.moe/dgcqmi.mp4[/vid][/QUOTE]

[CobyB]

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;51667069]Yes, the South Korean champ should totally get a Chinese new year skin.

I think you're mixing people up, buddy.[/QUOTE]

she should at least get some kind of skin, she got a single purple in the summer games event that wasn't really anything special

i don't need the whole appropriation card being yanked on me here in overwatch of all games i just want my main to get more stuff

[Oizen]

[QUOTE=Robotboy655;51667106]I'd argue Mei still is, she has got a gold skin, but its just a shitty recolor of the original.[/QUOTE]

Well Mei's cheated skin still doesn't compete with 0.

That said, she was cheated.

But the only heroes to not get a legendary skin since launch are Hanzo, Symmetra, D.Va and McCree.

Though McCree was given the best skin that can ever exist in the game, so I think he's fine.

[Bugga12]

Please, no Symmetra skins. I'm pretty sure I've gotten all of her legendaries twice already.

Game, stop giving me so much Symmetra stuff, please.

[sp]Fine fine, give the Indian smexy woman a skin...[/sp]

[Oizen]

[QUOTE=Bugga12;51667124]Please, no Symmetra skins. I'm pretty sure I've gotten all of her legendaries twice already.

Game, stop giving me so much Symmetra stuff, please.

[sp]Fine fine, give the Indian smexy woman a skin...[/sp][/QUOTE]

You were not made for greatness.

[Bugga12]

Also, the ending to the old thread was perfect, gj Oizen.

[_maverick_]

[QUOTE=CobyB;51667112]she should at least get some kind of skin, she got a single purple in the summer games event that wasn't really anything special

i don't need the whole appropriation card being yanked on me here in overwatch of all games i just want my main to get more stuff[/QUOTE]

My [U]MEI[/U]n didn't get anything
Neither did half the cast.

I'd have loved to have seen some of those summer skins everyone else got.
Maybe, maybe next year...

[Bugga12]

Not a GJ stealing my merge though.

SON OF A-...

[Mort Stroodle]

Man the trash thread titles just keep coming.

[JoeJohns]

I want this thread title to go away

[Oizen]

[QUOTE=Bugga12;51667130]Not a GJ stealing my merge though.

SON OF A-...[/QUOTE]

Symmetra confirmed for best quotes in the game.

[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;51667139]I want this thread title to go away[/QUOTE]
wans't actually my idea.

[PraiseMeboii]

If there is a chinese new year update boi they better hit us up with a junkrat skin that has something to do with explosive fireworks that would be nice.

[vnc]

[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;51667139]I want this thread title to go away[/QUOTE]

It's a pretty good title

[PeakDeNile]

[QUOTE=Clovernoodle;51667139]I want this thread title to go away[/QUOTE]

I want Roadhog to go away.
Just replace his button with another D.Va.

[Jorori]

[QUOTE=Killajax;51667250]I want Roadhog to go away.
Just replace his button with another D.Va.[/QUOTE]

Make it a giant fat D.va with a teeny tiny Meka inside her mouth

[_maverick_]

I want everyone to get a TALON skin
And all TALON members to get OVERWATCH skins

[Nightfury Treann]

[QUOTE=Oizen;51667091]Pharah is the cutest.[/QUOTE]

Glad you agree!!!

[Rubat]

I want competitive to be fixed so that I am not matched against players with 300+SR above me, and so that I stop going up and down from silver to high platinum every week

[editline]14th January 2017[/editline]

Or at least a fucking map select.

[RG4ORDR]

[QUOTE=Robotboy655;51667370]I want competitive to be fixed so that I am not matched against players with 300+SR above me, and so that I stop going up and down from silver to high platinum every week

[editline]14th January 2017[/editline]

Or at least a fucking map select.[/QUOTE]
I want the game to not have a shitty balance and meta, but hey there's a time and place for everything.