[QUOTE]Turns out you can't watch porn and play video games at the same time, but you can watch porn about video games. YouPorn reports that their traffic dropped noticeably after the release last weekend of the highly anticipated new gaming system the Nintendo Switch.
It seems people were so excited to play with their new device that they didn’t need to search for more, um, excitement in the form of porn. YouPorn regularly experiences small traffic fluctuations from things like holidays, big TV shows airing or movies premiering. But the Switch was a different story.
It’s debut on March 3 coincided with a 15 percent drop in traffic from users who self-identified as gamers. By the next day — a Saturday, peak sit on the couch and play a game day — it was down 17 percent, and by Sunday it was only 13 percent down[/QUOTE]
[url]http://mashable.com/2017/03/09/nintendo-switch-zelda-porn/#4ENrmPm5.kqw[/url]
[quote]The Switch sex halo extended to the brand more generally, too. Searches for “Nintendo” itself went up by 37 percent. Big characters also got a boost, like Mario (up 24 percent), Bowser (up 23 percent), and Princess Peach (up 16 percent). [/quote]
ok i understand bowser because he's hot spicy bara dad but why the fuck would mario have a higher increase in traffic than peach?
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;51943463]ok i understand bowser because he's hot spicy bara dad but why the fuck would mario have a higher increase in traffic than peach?[/QUOTE]
Brand recognition, mostly. Everyone knows it's Mario Bros, even if Peach is around.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;51943463]ok i understand bowser because he's hot spicy bara dad but why the fuck would mario have a higher increase in traffic than peach?[/QUOTE]
Plumber porn is popular
No wonder. Zelda currently keeps me away from everything. It consumes me.
Haven't had such an addicting game in years. It's one of these open world games that doesn't [I]ask[/I] you to explore it, it [I]invites[/I] you. So many OW games don't achieve this.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;51943463]ok i understand bowser because he's hot spicy bara dad but why the fuck would mario have a higher increase in traffic than peach?[/QUOTE]
its a percentage
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;51943463]ok i understand bowser because he's hot spicy bara dad but why the fuck would mario have a higher increase in traffic than peach?[/QUOTE]
Mario is a sexual beast of a man, that's why.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;51943463]ok i understand bowser because he's hot spicy bara dad but why the fuck would mario have a higher increase in traffic than peach?[/QUOTE]
They're probably searching for 'Mario' as a brand name rather than for the specific character. General Mario porn.
[QUOTE=gufu;51943465]Brand recognition, mostly. Everyone knows it's Mario Bros, even if Peach is around.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;51943524]They're probably searching for 'Mario' as a brand name rather than for the specific character. General Mario porn.[/QUOTE]
Is it more degenerate or less degenerate not to know the names of the characters that you're planning on masturbating to?
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;51943677]i mean if you have an emotional attachment to an entire IP no?
its like saying "hey man dont search BIG TIDDY, you gotta know names of the girls before u look at their tiddy"[/QUOTE]
Theres someone somewhere that believes in that y'know.
[QUOTE=Antimuffin;51943508]No wonder. Zelda currently keeps me away from everything. It consumes me.
Haven't had such an addicting game in years. It's one of these open world games that doesn't [I]ask[/I] you to explore it, it [I]invites[/I] you. So many OW games don't achieve this.[/QUOTE]
When everyone's done being addicted, we'll see porn rates shoot up since it's filled with prime Rule 34 material.
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;51943677]i mean if you have an emotional attachment to an entire IP no?
its like saying "hey man dont search BIG TIDDY, you gotta know names of the girls before u look at their tiddy"[/QUOTE]
Well I think that's different because you want big tiddy and that's a genre. If you search mario you're wanting mario or characters from mario that you forgot the name of.
I think my post was poorly made. I should've asked "Is it more degenerate or less degenerate not to know the names of the characters that you're planning on masturbating to when you're looking for those specific characters?"
Like I'm not shitting on people who don't know the porn actor/actresses names and wank to them. Some people don't want that connection or just care for some boobs.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;51943770]Well I think that's different because you want big tiddy and that's a genre. If you search mario you're wanting mario or characters from mario that you forgot the name of.
I think my post was poorly made. I should've asked "Is it more degenerate or less degenerate not to know the names of the characters that you're planning on masturbating to when you're looking for those specific characters?"
Like I'm not shitting on people who don't know the porn actor/actresses names and wank to them. Some people don't want that connection or just care for some boobs.[/QUOTE]
Your post is still pretty poorly worded :v:
Traditional porn may go down, but I'm sure a lot of people will be looking for SFM porn of BotW Zelda after they finish the game. Especially since people have already ripped the models from the game.
[QUOTE=Rahu X;51944528]Traditional porn may go down, but I'm sure a lot of people will be looking for SFM porn of BotW Zelda after they finish the game. Especially since people have already ripped the models from the game.[/QUOTE]
Link in that traditional gerudo outfit will definitely help with that :v:
Idk man the whole Switch product is just a big rush of desperation
a great concept ruined by Greed.
[QUOTE=Pink_Elephant;51946397]Idk man the whole Switch product is just a big rush of desperation
a great concept ruined by Greed.[/QUOTE]
way to make a post that has nothing to do with the real content of the thread
[QUOTE=Pink_Elephant;51946397]Idk man the whole Switch product is just a big rush of desperation
a great concept ruined by Greed.[/QUOTE]
Lol alright dude
I was expecting something relating to all the porn the Switch dog is getting for some reason.
[QUOTE=Killajax;51948112]I was expecting something relating to all the porn the Switch dog is getting for some reason.[/QUOTE]
....wut
[QUOTE=For No Reason;51948585]....wut[/QUOTE]
The people who come up with console-tans were working on a Switch design when someone used the controller for a face of a dog. Then it escalated to this.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/oXSPGrH.jpg[/t]
which you can probably see where it went from there.
[QUOTE=Pink_Elephant;51946397]Idk man the whole Switch product is just a big rush of desperation
a great concept ruined by Greed.[/QUOTE]
This is why the mods won't let you have any posts
And of course, when you involve "porn" and "game consoles".
[url]http://i.imgur.com/tPLCnG5.jpg[/url] (maybe nsfw)
:disgust:
[QUOTE=Zero-Point;51950017]And of course, when you involve "porn" and "game consoles".
[url]http://i.imgur.com/tPLCnG5.jpg[/url] (maybe nsfw)
:disgust:[/QUOTE]
What in the ever living fuck.
Seriously, how? Why? When?
[QUOTE=Kalan Yamato;51950249]What in the ever living fuck.
Seriously, how? Why? When?[/QUOTE]
[url=https://archive.is/eJ8d0]The site Motherboard/Vice had a 'journalist' that did it[/url].
Like I really don't get it:
[url]http://www.dorkly.com/post/82634/nintendo-switch-has-a-disturbing-amount-of-sexy-dog-fan-art[/url]
Why do people want to fuck their video game consoles now? The amount of fat art (and just fetish art in general) this thing has is fucking disturbing.
[QUOTE=Steel & Iron;51948950][t]http://i.imgur.com/oXSPGrH.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Killajax;51959088][url]http://www.dorkly.com/post/82634/nintendo-switch-has-a-disturbing-amount-of-sexy-dog-fan-art[/url][/QUOTE]
Was already aware of this existing but can this technically be considered xenophilia, agalmatophilia, robot fetishism, or all three?
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