US aircraft carrier & bomber ‘under attack’ in doctored N. Korea footage

[ferrous]

[URL="https://www.rt.com/news/404392-pyongyang-destroys-us-bomber-video/"]https://www.rt.com/news/404392-pyongyang-destroys-us-bomber-video/
[/URL][QUOTE] North Korea’s state media has released a doctored video worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster, in which a North Korean missile "destroys" US B-1B and F-35 jets, while a submarine targets America’s state-of-the-art carrier USS Carl Vinson.
The video, released by DPRK Today, also features US President Donald Trump, seen speaking at the celebration of the US Air Force’s 70th Anniversary at Joint Base Andrews, portrayed as “[I]a mad man,[/I]” South Korean news agency Yonhap [URL="http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/northkorea/2017/09/24/0401000000AEN20170924003300315.html"]reported[/URL].
Also in the footage, a North Korean submarine-launched missile strikes the USS Carl Vinson, a Nimitz-class nuclear-powered aircraft carrier, with the caption reportedly saying: [I]“Should F-35, B-1B and the Carl Vinson lead the US attack, they will head to the grave in that order.[/I]”
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[t]https://img.rt.com/files/2017.09/original/59c7c054fc7e93060f8b4567.jpg[/t]
[video]https://youtu.be/Nz9AE15nD0M[/video]

[_maverick_]

Clearly we have underestimated them
HOW CAN WE EVEN COMPETE?!

[MrJazzy]

The best B-movies are North Korean made.

[JerryAnderson]

While an incredibly tall order most likely, can anyone translate what the text in the video is actually saying? I have no doubt it's negative towards the U.S, but it would still be neat to know exactly what is being conveyed.

[Scoops]

Someone just figured out how to use trapcode particular.

[smallpants]

This looks like one of those low budget Nigerian action ripoff movies.

[AtomicSans]

[QUOTE=Adelle Zhu;52713333]This looks like one of those low budget Nigerian action ripoff movies.[/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;iXYmFqEkCGQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXYmFqEkCGQ[/video]
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[veDemaG]

the midi music honestly makes it feel like a satire i cannot process this

[Zorlok]

Needs a sick beat like this one:

[video=youtube;JaEWJVWiWMQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaEWJVWiWMQ[/video]

[Rixxz2]

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;52713348][video=youtube;iXYmFqEkCGQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXYmFqEkCGQ[/video]
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Both are probably made using the same software

[SentientToilet]

Glad to see Kim is learning After Effects.

[Toybasher]

Irony is that missile looks like the Pukguksong, an ICBM. They'd be a total waste in a Surface To Air role, and they lack radar and I.R. Guidance.

In otherwords unless "THE SPIRIT OF KIM IL SUNG'S WILL SHALL ENSURE IT IS ON TARGET." they won't hit shit. :v: (edit: not to mention the implications of using nuclear warheads in the airspace above your own country. Belka, anyone?)

[URL]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KN-06[/URL]

If they had used footage of their S-300 [SA-10 "GRUMBLE"] knockoff, maybe I'd be able to take them somewhat seriously, but I guess not.

At 0:41, even in Propaganda Land their missiles miss! I guess the pilot was just being nice and wanted to ensure a fair fight, so he hit self destruct out of pity.

EDIT: upon closer inspection, it IS the KN-06, so it sort of is accurate. Also the PukGuk was the one at the end launched from the submarine.

[DiscoInferno]

Once you pop you just can't stop

[_maverick_]

[QUOTE=Toybasher;52713474]Irony is that missile looks like the Pukguksong, an ICBM. They'd be a total waste in a Surface To Air role, and they lack radar and I.R. Guidance.

In otherwords unless "THE SPIRIT OF KIM IL SUNG'S WILL SHALL ENSURE IT IS ON TARGET." they won't hit shit. :v: (edit: not to mention the implications of using nuclear warheads in the airspace above your own country. Belka, anyone?).[/QUOTE]

Big missile looks better than tiny actual missile.

(also if you're talking about ACE COMBAT, BELKANS where fucking nuts and used the 7 nukes just to slow down the ground Forces and to draw a line in the sand.
Also Solo wing pixie did nothing wrong and V2 was a good idea. Long live a world with no boarders.

[Cutthecrap]

[QUOTE=Zorlok;52713391]Needs a sick beat like this one:

[video=youtube;JaEWJVWiWMQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaEWJVWiWMQ[/video][/QUOTE]

Man ethnic cleansing never sounded so good like this

[Arc Nova]

Woah i had no idea tim and eric were from north korea

[Mifil]

Didn't know Kim was into earrape.

[Provost]

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;52713588]Big missile looks better than tiny actual missile.

(also if you're talking about ACE COMBAT, BELKANS where fucking nuts and used the 7 nukes just to slow down the ground Forces and to draw a line in the sand.
Also Solo wing pixie did nothing wrong and V2 was a good idea. Long live a world with no boarders.[/QUOTE]

Stonehenge best anti-air weapon system.

[Lazore]

The big question is though, is this ment to fool the Nkorea people into thinking they shot something down, or is this video just for illustrational purposes?

[Fulgrim]

Nothing they do will ever top that one video with the Elder Scrolls: Oblivion theme playing in the background.

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKC0vB5PfNY[/media]

[EmperorScorpious]

I do wonder how realistic those special effects look to someone who has never experienced any other.

I wondered this about older movies from the 50s and 60s that used stop motion and such, wondering if audiences then acted like, "Wow, so realistic!" or not.

[Toybasher]

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;52714939]I do wonder how realistic those special effects look to someone who has never experienced any other.

I wondered this about older movies from the 50s and 60s that used stop motion and such, wondering if audiences then acted like, "Wow, so realistic!" or not.[/QUOTE]

To the North Korean people, he can show that and say "look, America taken care of." like with that stolen CoD footage. Bam, problem solved.

Oh wait, then who would they have to blame afterward for their country being a mess?

[editline]25th September 2017[/editline]

[QUOTE=fulgrim;52714176]Nothing they do will ever top that one video with the Elder Scrolls: Oblivion theme playing in the background.

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKC0vB5PfNY[/media][/QUOTE]

[URL="https://dottech.org/96271/north-korea-gets-pwned-by-dmca-propaganda-video-is-taken-down-for-stealing-footage-from-video-game/"] Aside from this one, which got DMCA'd. Damn those imperialist americans and their copyright laws! [/URL]

[RG4ORDR]

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;52713348][video=youtube;iXYmFqEkCGQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXYmFqEkCGQ[/video]
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That's not fair, the Ghanaian movies literally have a budget of 5$.
[sp]But they're fun to watch, everyone involved enjoys filming it.[/sp]