Escort accused of shooting man in the head because he was bad at oral sex - Sensationalist Headlines

[url]http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/escort-shot-client-head-bad-oral-sex-police-article-1.3621657[/url] [QUOTE] An escort was arrested on accusations she shot a Washington state man in the head because she thought he was bad at oral sex - and she wasn't sure how to tell him. Marissa Wallen, 21, allegedly admitted to shooting her 36-year-old client at his North Everett home last month. Police say she then stole the victim's wallet, left him for dead and went on a $12,000 shopping spree. According to My Everett News, Wallen told a detective that the man was "performing oral sex wrong and she did not know how to tell him that" so she grabbed a gun and shot him. The victim, who was not identified, was shot twice in the back of the head, according to Herald.net. [/QUOTE]

Seems like she just wanted to steal his cash to me.

[quote]An escort was arrested on accusations she shot a Washington state man in the head because she thought he was bad at oral sex - and she wasn't sure how to tell him.[/quote] Either this woman is really fucking bad at coming up with excuses or her head's more fucked than your average porn star.

if hes eating her out then how did she shoot him in the back of the head?

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;52876657]if hes eating her out then how did she shoot him in the back of the head?[/QUOTE] he was just that bad

[QUOTE=a-cookie;52876659]he was just that bad[/QUOTE] :disgust:

how badly must your life be in shambles that you're eating an escorts nasty cunt this poor man

All women [I]is[/I] bitches. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Alt of permabanned user" - Mezzokoko))[/highlight]

i wonder if she's killed anyone else, most normal people probably couldn't even bring themselves to do it once

That doesn't even make sense if it is true. That's like saying oh, y'know, I fucked your dog, but you gotta understand, I stubbed my toe on my stairs

This guy is still alive, and he was shot twice in the back of the head. Damn.

[QUOTE=mrdogg;52876806]This guy is still alive, and he was shot twice in the back of the head. Damn.[/QUOTE] Honestly, the OP doesn't even contain the best bit. [quote]He was found alive but unresponsive on Oct. 24, three days after he was shot, when his employer asked police to perform a welfare check.[/quote] THREE. FUCKING. DAYS.

[QUOTE=mrdogg;52876806]This guy is still alive, and he was shot twice in the back of the head. Damn.[/QUOTE] How the fuck, I thought he was dead till you mentioned it

[QUOTE=mrdogg;52876806]This guy is still alive, and he was shot twice in the back of the head. Damn.[/QUOTE] I'd be seriously impressed if he made a full recovery.

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;52876547]Either this woman is really fucking bad at coming up with excuses or her head's more fucked than your average porn star.[/QUOTE] Is that a verb or an adverb

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;52876843]Honestly, the OP doesn't even contain the best bit. THREE. FUCKING. DAYS.[/QUOTE] Maybe this incident will turn out to be a viral campaign for the next terminator movie.

[quote]She was charged with first-degree assault, first-degree robbery and first-degree identity theft. Her bail was set at a million dollars.[/quote] How is attempted murder not up there?

[QUOTE=Sleepy Head;52877896]How is attempted murder not up there?[/QUOTE] the law is interpreted, doesn't always make sense

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;52876843]Honestly, the OP doesn't even contain the best bit. THREE. FUCKING. DAYS.[/QUOTE] Jeez, it's like the beginning of Fallout: New Vegas. Except in this case Benny is a murderous prostitute instead of a murderous casino owner. "And so the Courier, who had cheated death in the cemetery outside Goodsprings, cheated death once again, and the Mojave Wasteland was forever changed."

How the fuck does this shit happen How does an escort even get uppity about anything related to your performance? Nothing here makes sense [editline]11th November 2017[/editline] [quote]Wallen told a detective that the man was "performing oral sex wrong and she did not know how to tell him that" so she grabbed a gun and shot him.[/quote] this bitch musta been born in an alley in Chicago or something to have this kind of communication

She sounds like a sociopath. Not clever enough to get away with it however.