NASA spokesman denies child sex slave colony on Mars - Sensationalist Headlines

[QUOTE]NASA has not enslaved a colony of children on Mars nor is it using them for vile orgies on the Red Planet nor feasting on them to harvest their precious bone marrow, officials have told The Register. On Thursday, Alex Jones, interviewed ex-CIA officer Robert David Steele during his radio show. Steele made some astonishing allegations of NASA covering up that humankind already has an outpost on the Mars. And that the alien world was red not just with oxidized iron dust but with the spilled blood of innocent youngsters snatched off the street and shipped into outer space. [B]"We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride. So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony," Steele claimed.[/B] How exactly they are still children after 20 years of space travel wasn't, funnily enough, explained. "Pedophilia does not stop with sodomizing children," the former g-man continued. "It goes straight into terrorizing them to adrenalize their blood and then murdering them. It also includes murdering them so that they can have their bone marrow harvested, as well as body parts." "There are no humans on Mars yet," NASA spokesman Guy Webster told El Reg last night, presumably restraining himself from adding" "I can't believe I have to answer this kind of stuff."[/QUOTE] [url]https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/06/30/nasa_denies_child_colony_on_mars/[/url]

[B]"And that the alien world was red not just with oxidized iron dust but with the spilled blood of innocent youngsters snatched off the street and shipped into outer space."[/B] He must have been taking the piss come on. But someone actually believed it? No wonder NASA guy was dumbfounded

that sounds exactly like what someone with a child sex slave colony on Mars would say...

And to think someone may actually take Alex Jones seriously... This is nut.

I FUCKING KNEW IT

[QUOTE=relinquish;52418740]And to think someone may actually take Alex Jones seriously... This is nut.[/QUOTE] We're living in a fucking Adult Swim sketch

[QUOTE=relinquish;52418740]And to think someone may actually take Alex Jones seriously... This is nut.[/QUOTE] NASA apologist.

nice try NASA [editline]30th June 2017[/editline] the globalists are expanding one planet just wasn't enough

Oh so Pizzagate is really about a child sex slave colony on Mars.

This is all a plot to make the Martian frogs gay and Communist.

this is all an ARG to announce pizza hut's first restaurant on mars

Holy shit so this is not a Onion article? I could have sworn reading this earlier today and being 100% real this was satire.

This is a pretty good premise for a film. The line "Mars is not red due to to iron, but red with [B]blood[/B]" could be in the opening monologue

I knew it had to be Alex Jones no one else is capable of such level redneck conspiracy.

[QUOTE=Holt!;52419017]This is a pretty good premise for a film. The line "Mars is not red due to to iron, but red with [B]blood[/B]" could be in the opening monologue[/QUOTE] Until some wise-arse points out that blood is red because iron.

[QUOTE=ReligiousNutjob;52419023]Until some wise-arse points out that blood is red because iron.[/QUOTE] And his name is Neil deGrasse Tyson.

i can't find anything remotely credible that says he's ex-CIA, except his wikipedia page with no citations that reads like it was written by him seems like some exceptionally poor journalism

[QUOTE=Jund;52419040]i can't find anything remotely credible that says he's ex-CIA, except his wikipedia page with no citations that reads like it was written by him seems like some exceptionally poor journalism[/QUOTE] Are you saying that Alex Jones is a poor journalist? Those are some strong words.

[QUOTE=TheRealFierce;52419057]Are you saying that Alex Jones is a poor journalist? Those are some strong words.[/QUOTE] googling the guy's name gives me a few articles which say he's ex-CIA but i can't find any sources for anything outside of his own claims smells like a con. i normally wouldn't care since 99% of the results that pop up are conspiracy theory "news" sites but i didn't think that huffpo or the guardian were bad enough to have anything to do with him

I thought this was the same Steele as in the Steele Dossier and I had several mini heart attacks

Man whenever I see a headline of someone denying something I just immediately doubt them before my common sense kicks in.

Man there's no way NASA is making a profit off this deal if the Clinton's can just do it in the basement of a Pizza joint.

[QUOTE=OvB;52419157]Man there's no way NASA is making a profit off this deal if the Clinton's can just do it in the basement of a Pizza joint.[/QUOTE] Well I mean Google runs YouTube at essentially a loss (?) so who knows I wonder how this is gonna square with the guys who think the whole space program was fake

[QUOTE=Tetsmega;52419031]And his name is Neil deGrasse Tyson.[/QUOTE] And he tweets it twice a year, if not more.

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;52418867]Oh so Pizzagate is really about a child sex slave colony on Mars.[/QUOTE] On the bright side at least we now know there's a decent pizza parlor on Mars.

what is with alex jones and child sex dungeons? hes acting like those christian guys who are gay but vhemonently deny being gay

[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;52418902]This is all a plot to make the Martian frogs gay and Communist.[/QUOTE] Concocted by that wicked devil called Obama!

This denial is proof it's happening. What are they so afraid of? [editline]/s[/editline]

[QUOTE=relinquish;52418740]And to think someone may actually take Alex Jones seriously... This is nut.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure we need to have Alex Jones sectioned. He's done nothing but blather on about insane dogshit, and it's not even entertaining or informative.

No wonder the man is "EX-CIA" :alien: