Google CEO promises to 'drop everything' and solve controversial burger emoji issue

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[QUOTE]Google has promised to "drop everything" and fix a scandalous problem with its burger emoji.

The company's depiction of a burger has come under intense criticism for its layering of the burger, bread and lettuce. And the scandal has led to others to point to the company's other drawings of food, some of which appear more than a little strange.

Mr Baekdal's original tweet only suggested that we "need to talk about" the arrangement of the different parts of the burger. But a consensus very quickly emerged that Google had gone wrong and that the cheese should never appear low down in the burger.[/QUOTE]
[url]https://www.google.com.tw/amp/www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/google-burger-emoji-issue-ceo-sundar-pichai-drop-everything-apple-iphone-a8027046.html%3famp[/url]

Why the fuck is this news?

[Instant Mix]

because fox news was making a huge issue about it when Paul manafort was getting fucked in the ass by the FBI.

I'm not joking

[DaWhatTheFox]

And all because of where the cheese is placed in the burger. This is silly.

[Swiket]

[media]https://twitter.com/thomasfuchs/status/924576108779048965[/media]

Get it together Google

[Fulcrum]

much ado about nothing

[Slammy]

I'm glad we are focusing on the real, most important issues. I was publicly embarrassed and shamed when I tried to use the burger emoji in a critical business meeting only to be met with an inaccurate representation of what a real burger looks like. I was promptly fired and evicted out of my house. My stuff was stolen by angry protesters and my family was kidnapped. This is why having emojis being as accurate as possible is vital, please, don't make the same mistake I did.

[ScumBunny]

[QUOTE=Swiket;52840324][media]https://twitter.com/thomasfuchs/status/924576108779048965[/media]

Get it together Google[/QUOTE]

Not that Apple's beer is that realistic. Looks flat with weird gooey foam. Like cum covered tea.

[HazzaHardie]

[QUOTE=ScumBunny;52840354]Not that Apple's beer is that realistic. Looks flat with weird gooey foam. Like cum covered tea.[/QUOTE]

That's how I like it

[Danneh]

does that heart have pubes?

[ScumBunny]

[QUOTE=djjkxbox;52840512]does that heart have pubes?[/QUOTE]

So I looked in my phone and noted a couple of things:
1. There are multiple heart emojis, none of them as far as I can tell has pubes.
2. The burger emoji I'm seeing has no cheese, just lettuce on both sides of the patty. Am I getting a kosher burger because I'm a Jew?
3. If so, how come I also have a bacon emoji? Is it a kosher bacon?
4. Also the pizza slice has pepperoni on it so WTF google. I'm religiously offended. Also hungry.
5. There's an icon that I guess is supposed to be whisky on the rocks? But you can only see the part of the ice that's above the liquid.

Edit:
So I checked and it looks like Google's hamburger emoji only became a cheeseburger in 8.0. Before that it was a regular hamburger:

Before: [t]https://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/thumbs/60/google/3/hamburger_1f354.png[/t] After: [t]https://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/thumbs/120/google/110/hamburger_1f354.png[/t]

[ignhelper]

[QUOTE=ScumBunny;52840533]So I looked in my phone and noted a couple of things:
1. There are multiple heart emojis, none of them as far as I can tell has pubes.
2. The burger emoji I'm seeing has no cheese, just lettuce on both sides of the patty. Am I getting a kosher burger because I'm a Jew?
3. If so, how come I also have a bacon emoji? Is it a kosher bacon?
4. Also the pizza slice has pepperoni on it so WTF google. I'm religiously offended. Also hungry.
5. There's an icon that I guess is supposed to be whisky on the rocks? But you can only see the part of the ice that's above the liquid.[/QUOTE]

But what if its turkey bacon

Or like vegan mock meat bacon

[MissingGlitch]

None of this would have happened if they never got rid of the blobs.

[dustyjo]

[QUOTE=Instant Mix;52840311]because fox news was making a huge issue about it when Paul manafort was getting fucked in the ass by the FBI.

I'm not joking[/QUOTE]

Unsuprising. Better come up with a retarded """controversy""" to cover up the real problems.

[old_gus]

I may not use them that much, but I'm glad to still have those blobs on my cheap Android. [IMG]https://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/thumbs/72/google/56/smiling-face-with-halo_1f607.png[/IMG]

[Hail Satan]

[QUOTE=leetnoobify;52840597]I may not use them that much, but I'm glad to still have those blobs on my cheap Android. [IMG]https://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/thumbs/72/google/56/smiling-face-with-halo_1f607.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I have a third party messaging app that lets me keep the blobs

[ThePanther]

[QUOTE=Sam Za Nemesis;52840505]Google's Emoji team isn't very bright

[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/kq2ZNuy.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Pretty sure that's a pair of upside-down balls.

[Trooth]

[QUOTE=ThePanther;52840639]Pretty sure that's a pair of upside-down balls.[/QUOTE]

Isn't that what all heart symbols are?

I mean they look a lot more like ballsacks than actual hearts

[Toybasher]

[QUOTE=Instant Mix;52840311]because fox news was making a huge issue about it when Paul manafort was getting fucked in the ass by the FBI.

I'm not joking[/QUOTE]

So it's not a [I]nothingburger[/I] but a [B]somethingburger?[/B]

[Thelurker1234]

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;52840563]None of this would have happened if they never got rid of the blobs.[/QUOTE]
The blobs were great. It also let them avoid dealing with non-standard race shit.

Why would they have races? They're putty people.

[SandvichBL]

I work at mcdonald's and cheese always goes on top. This offends me.

[Crest]

I'm actually rather pissed I updated to Oreo. These are apple-level shit emoji now.

[Silence]

[QUOTE=Loofiloo;52841049]Isn't that what all heart symbols are?

I mean they look a lot more like ballsacks than actual hearts[/QUOTE]

I think the heart shape is supposed to be in the shape of a woman's ass.

[fruxodaily]

[QUOTE=Sam Za Nemesis;52840505]Google's Emoji team isn't very bright

[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/kq2ZNuy.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Out of all android emojis I never fucking understood this

[editline]1st November 2017[/editline]

Also blobs > Oreo emojis

Like even Samsung has better emojis than stock lmao

[dai]

I got [i]way[/i] more use out of stubbleheart than yellow heart, I miss that bugger

[DrDonut]

I miss testicle heart. In newer phones it's just a golden heart.

[Omniary]

[QUOTE=Sam Za Nemesis;52840505]Google's Emoji team isn't very bright

[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/kq2ZNuy.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[img]https://www.mariowiki.com/images/b/b2/Yoshi%27s_Island_5-4_boss.png[/img]

[Slashed Out]

at least it's not as plain as the mozilla burg...

[IMG]https://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/thumbs/120/mozilla/36/hamburger_1f354.png[/IMG]

(in general mozilla emojis range from lackluster to horrifying)

[Jays2Kings]

[QUOTE=fruxodaily;52841103]Like even Samsung has better emojis than stock lmao[/QUOTE]

[t]https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/CcyhkX7RrzorUhGAai0BP_K7Yk0=/1000x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/9564537/Screenshot_2017-10-30_07.53.36.0.png[/t]
[t]https://blog.emojipedia.org/content/images/2017/09/Samsung-cookie.jpg[/t]
[t]https://i.imgur.com/uosDqN8.png[/t]

Oreo's emojis suck but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

[Danneh]

I imagine when you go to the Samsung website it must store crackers in your browser and not cookies

[RaccoonBro]

The only thing that should ever touch the bottom bun of a burger is the patty and your hands. Not cheese or lettuce or whatever else.