Accused burglar doesn’t flush toilet, leaves DNA for police

[Toybasher]

[url]http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/accused-burglar-doesnt-flush-toilet-leaves-dna-for-police/amp/[/url]

[QUOTE]VENTURA, Calif. — Investigators say a suspect accused of burglarizing a Southern California home took a bathroom break and left DNA evidence in the toilet that led to his arrest.

Detective Tim Lohman of the Ventura County Sheriff’s Office says the suspect did not flush during the October break-in in the city of Thousand Oaks.

He says that allowed investigators to collect evidence to conduct a DNA profile.

That profile matched another DNA profile in a national database and detectives tracked down the suspect at his home.[/QUOTE]

[Liem]

Give him life for not flushing. Human scum

[Tuskin]

[QUOTE=Liem;52551776]Human scum[/QUOTE]

No, that is what he left behind.

[IAmIroningMyDog]

Why would you take a bathroom break while stealing from someone's house

[Levelog]

[QUOTE=Citrus705;52551794]Why would you take a bathroom break while stealing from someone's house[/QUOTE]

To throw off the police. Clearly this is planted DNA, the burglar left his as an upper decker for when they think they have the right guy.

[Rastadogg]

[QUOTE=Citrus705;52551794]Why would you take a bathroom break while stealing from someone's house[/QUOTE]

When you gotta go, you gotta go man.

[alxnotorious]

Crime idea: Bring a jar of your enemy's urine to a burglary to incriminate them.

[DeEz]

[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;52552083]Crime idea: Bring a jar of your enemy's urine to a burglary to incriminate them.[/QUOTE]

How would you obtain it without their knowing it?

[Secrios]

I guess he was a pretty [I]crap[/I] burglar.

[Joazzz]

[QUOTE=DeEz;52552424]How would you obtain it without their knowing it?[/QUOTE]make up a story about how the neighbourhood groundwater is being investigated for contamination and then impersonate a government health official taking urine samples to survey the locals' health, for which you need to either fabricate or steal the appropriate apparel and equipment, and this plan is getting awfully convoluted isn't it

[Lollipoopdeck]

isn't this a scene in Always sunny?

they're robbing a house and Dee needs to piss?

[nAXiom090]

how fucking rude.

[Camdude90]

[QUOTE=Citrus705;52551794]Why would you take a bathroom break while stealing from someone's house[/QUOTE]

you ever seen the sopranos? it's the adrenaline man

[Goblin Baroness]

At least he actually did it in the toilet I suppose. :v:

[Sgt.Kickass]

Ugh,i do [B]NOT[/B] envy the person who had to collect the shit from the toilet.

[Maggifixxx]

What a piece of shit.