suspected frozen airline poo lands on village in India, villagers thought its a celestial object - Sensationalist Headlines

[QUOTE]GURGAON, India: Authorities suspect a chunk of ice which landed on a village in India's northern state of Haryana is frozen human waste leaked from an aircraft overhead. According to the BBC, the ball of ice which weighed 10 to 12kg, fell on Fazlipur Badli village last Saturday (Jan 20), startling locals. The Times of India reported that some villagers thought it was a "priceless celestial object" and kept pieces of it in the fridge. Senior official from Gurgaon Vivek Kalia, who inspected the ice ball, told the Times of India: "The heavy mass of ice, which is not associated with any type of rainy weather, suggests there is a possibility it might have fallen as frozen toilet water coming out from some aircraft lavatory. "There are a number of air routes in this area." Kalia also stressed that the projectile was "definitely not a meteorological phenomenon" and has sent it to a forensic lab for further testing. [/QUOTE] Read more at [url]https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asiapacific/chunk-of-suspected-frozen-airline-poo-lands-on-village-in-india-9886206[/url] [editline]25th January 2018[/editline] What the fuck

From the comments: A priceless celestial object. Nope.... It is so called holy shit.

I'm sure that i've seen this in Robot Chicken as Frozen Pissball Emergency?

The Gods Must be Crazy

Pajeet's divine blessing

All I can think of [video=youtube;jXGV-MT-TmU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXGV-MT-TmU[/video]

[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;53080446]Pajeet's divine blessing[/QUOTE] A literal shitpost.

[QUOTE]Kalia also stressed that the projectile was "definitely not a meteorological phenomenon" and has sent it to a forensic lab for further testing.[/QUOTE] Yeah, alright. I'm onto you... :tinfoil:

Wait, I thought planes didnt actually do that

[QUOTE=WhyNott;53080546]Wait, I thought planes didnt actually do that[/QUOTE] In India not even the planes have compunctions about dropping it in the open.

[QUOTE=DoktorAkcel;53080445]The Gods Must be Crazy[/QUOTE] Wasn't that movie loosly based on phenomenon like that occuring? This can't have been the first time

I thought that airplanes dumping waste while mid flight was a myth.

First sentence of the quote says it's a suspected leak, not dump (hehe)

I knew I'd seen something like this on FP before [URL]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1546042[/URL]

Looking at article pictures, you can even see used toilet paper and everything in it :v:

They're really not doing any favors for India's image.

[QUOTE=WhyNott;53080546]Wait, I thought planes didnt actually do that[/QUOTE] They're not supposed to, but they sometimes do. For a western airline, or one operating out of an Asian country like Japan, it'd have to be due to a failure of the tank to seal properly. 99.8% certain the FAA bans mid-air releases of those tank contents, for obvious reasons, and that's something I figure would be commonplace amongst the first world. But some airlines operating out of countries that aren't as strict about it still allow them to just vent the contents at will.

[QUOTE=Hogie bear;53080829]They're really not doing any favors for India's image.[/QUOTE] not really no, especially when we already think this is such an indian thing to occur

Always seems to be a story about some tiny village in somewhere land finding a piece of trash from civilization and wildly overestimating it. Last one I remember was that one where some Chinese village found what was, essentially, a Fleshlight and thought it was a mushroom that granted immortality.

It was just trying to find it's designated shitting street.

[QUOTE=T2DM;53082681]It was just trying to find it's designated shitting street.[/QUOTE] instead, it found its designated shitting sky.