“The Passion of the Christ” sequel brings back Original Jesus - Sensationalist Headlines

[QUOTE]Caviezel, 49, confirmed he will reprise his role as Jesus in the planned film about the resurrection of Christ. "There are things that I cannot say that will shock the audience," he says. "It's great. Stay tuned." Gibson talked about his plans for the Passion follow to USA TODAY in 2016. “The Resurrection. Big subject. Oh, my God," he said. "We’re trying to craft this in a way that’s cinematically compelling and enlightening so that it shines new light, if possible, without creating some weird thing.” Caviezel says the Oscar-winning director has "cracked" that story and they have tentatively scheduled a shooting window (which he declined to disclose).[/QUOTE] [URL="https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2018/01/29/jim-caviezel-jesus-christ-passion-sequel/1074871001/"]source[/URL] I'm so glad they resurrected Jesus to come back for the role

[QUOTE]"There are things that I cannot say that will shock the audience," he says. "It's great. Stay tuned."[/QUOTE] don't want to spoil that literally-thousands-of-years-old book

and this time he's PISSED

Praise be.🙏

I can't believe we're in the timeline that gets a full blown, unironic "The Passion of the Christ 2." Although, I should count my blessings It could've been this. [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZA2gbUz77U[/media]

mel gibson put the 'hack' in hacksaw ridge

[QUOTE=Stroheim;53095734]I can't believe we're in the timeline that gets a full blown, unironic "The Passion of the Christ 2." Although, I should count my blessings It could've been this. [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZA2gbUz77U[/media][/QUOTE] I'd watch it.

[quote]“The Resurrection. Big subject. Oh, my God," he said. "My nipples! Oh, God! My nipples hurt when I twist them!”[/quote] [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d2xwCJU_Kw[/media]

title got me excited and thinking they were doing an epic about the second coming, but Paul works too i guess [QUOTE=Hamsterjuice;53095718]and this time he's PISSED[/QUOTE]some of the first promotional images have already been leaked: [img]https://78.media.tumblr.com/0d90e1ceba547a271633c8ecdf9e941e/tumblr_oudy1f2KCs1sr1lf3o1_500.png[/img]

[QUOTE=Joazzz;53095785]title got me excited and thinking they were doing an epic about the second coming, but Paul works too i guess some of the first promotional images have already been leaked: [img]https://78.media.tumblr.com/0d90e1ceba547a271633c8ecdf9e941e/tumblr_oudy1f2KCs1sr1lf3o1_500.png[/img][/QUOTE] Comon man, if we're talkin' about Gun Jesus you gotta use the right leaked photo of him: [t]https://my.mixtape.moe/csestz.jpg[/t]

[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XminlVhLma4[/media]

make a fucking Book of Revelation movie you cowards

[QUOTE=Judas;53095864]make a fucking Book of Revelation movie you cowards[/QUOTE] They've already made several. They all sucked. [IMG]https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTg3OTU1NTI3MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNjgwODI5._V1_.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/LeftBehindII_TribulationForce.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/leftbehind/images/c/c4/Left_Behind_3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130220211334[/IMG] And if low budget Direct to DVD tripe isn't for you, Nicholas Cage has you covered with his low budget Hollywood remake tripe! [IMG]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTmD3Bgs7dd9bNzcU_5qJHuHJRXRXB0abMwHIdK9-8oyOiwcusg[/IMG]

OJ is has risen again?

[QUOTE=Judas;53095864]make a fucking Book of Revelation movie you cowards[/QUOTE] I've been saying it for years - stop making Bible movies just about Moses or Jesus. Do an action movie Samson or some bonkers Revelations stuff. There's so much to go off of!

[quote]Caviezel says the Oscar-winning director has "cracked"[/quote] :I mmmmmmmmmhm

A Revelations movie would actually kick ass, I'd pay to see a giant CGI 11-headed dragon with diadems or whatever else it has.

The wars of David would be pretty hardcore. Iirc there are some verses regarding the outright cleansing of the earth of your enemies, like “kill them all, burn their houses, slaughter their cattle” type shit. The Torah doesn’t mess around

Praise the O.G.sus.

[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;53096404]I've been saying it for years - stop making Bible movies just about Moses or Jesus. Do an action movie Samson or some bonkers Revelations stuff. There's so much to go off of![/QUOTE] There was this Noah movie, haven't seen it but it seems to be more in that direction.

If this means we are getting another bloody gritty Roman movie i'm up for it.

[QUOTE=Kljunas;53096792]There was this Noah movie, haven't seen it but it seems to be more in that direction.[/QUOTE] It had this. [vid]https://files.catbox.moe/fjjmhb.webm[/vid]

Don't give a shit, That Noah movie was fucking awesome and ironically had all the bible bashers calling it totally incomprehensible due to "all that stupid fantasy stuff!" More of that please.

[QUOTE=Bomimo;53097154]Don't give a shit, That Noah movie was fucking awesome and ironically had all the bible bashers calling it totally incomprehensible due to "all that stupid fantasy stuff!" More of that please.[/QUOTE] Plus it attempted to describe the origins of the universe in a semi-scientific realm. That was interesting and I totally didn't expect it from a bible movie.

[QUOTE=Reds;53096806]It had this. [vid]https://files.catbox.moe/fjjmhb.webm[/vid][/QUOTE] that looks cool as shit tho

[QUOTE=Bomimo;53097154]Don't give a shit, That Noah movie was fucking awesome and ironically had all the bible bashers calling it totally incomprehensible due to "all that stupid fantasy stuff!" More of that please.[/QUOTE] The Noah movie wasn't so much the Biblical story adapted to the screen as much as a movie loosely based on the story of Noah in the Bible.

[QUOTE=LordyLord;53096444]A Revelations movie would actually kick ass, I'd pay to see a giant CGI 11-headed dragon with diadems or whatever else it has.[/QUOTE] it's all just metaphor unfortunately

[QUOTE=Kljunas;53096792]There was this Noah movie, haven't seen it but it seems to be more in that direction.[/QUOTE] This is the one you mean [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1QArbkQsVw[/media]

[QUOTE=LordyLord;53096444]A Revelations movie would actually kick ass, I'd pay to see a giant CGI 11-headed dragon with diadems or whatever else it has.[/QUOTE] 11-headed dragon Lucifer is infinitely cooler than the red guy with goat legs we usually see.

[QUOTE=milktree;53097791]it's all just metaphor unfortunately[/QUOTE] The movie can adapt the text and still preserve the subtext, that's not really a problem.