Cheesy Pickup Lines

[starce]

Post your cheesy pickup lines that probably shouldn't be used

You: There's 21 letters in the alphabet right?

Girl: [I]No, 26[/I]

You: Oh, I guess I forgot [B]U, R, A, Q, T[/B] :quagmire:

[MrDestroyer]

Wanna hear a joke about pizza?

[sp]Never mind, it's too cheesy[/sp]

[sp]Please have sex with me[/sp]

[twatbagg]

Get in the van.

[Richard Longflop]

I have a penis and a knife.

One's going into you tonight.

[cpt.armadillo]

i'm italian lets fuck

[fritzel]

aye gurl want sum fuck ?

[avon43]

Hey, which cloth smells more like chloroform?

They fall to the ground for this one :rimshot:

[the rifleman]

You look just like my favorite porn star

[Kirbyfactor]

'You so ugly I'm probably the only guy that will ever want to have sex with you, so you'd better take that chance'

'I'm about to win the lottery'
'how?'
'Your 7 digits right now'

[Unisath]

You know your ABCs, right?

You know which one you're getting tonight?

[sp]the d[/sp]

[solid_jake]

Is there a phone in your back pocket because your ass is calling me

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants

[editline]17th March 2013[/editline]

There's a sale on pants at my house: 100% off

[vlad]

Bonjour, would you like some of my [b]french fries[/b]?

:downs:

[C O Y O T E]

[QUOTE=PredGD;39946401]Bonjour, would you like some of my [b]french fries[/b]?

:downs:[/QUOTE]

[B]"Some of"[/B]

I'd go to a doctor if I were you.

[Ashtiel]

How do you like your coffee? One hump or two?

I mean, I'm going to hump you.

[vlad]

[QUOTE=Derp Y. Mail;39946424][B]"Some of"[/B]

I'd go to a doctor if I were you.[/QUOTE]

I don't think you'd want to know my other pick up lines for [b]boys[/b]

[CarmineGear]

What has 42 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TF4ryCx.jpg[/IMG]

[Daniel Smith]

Why are you going to the salon?

I can give you a facial right here for free.

[Mike_Tyson]

Did you fall from heaven?
Cause your face is fucked up.

[Splash Attack]

Can I be your derivative?

[sp]So I can lie tangent to your curves[/sp]

[SaintBonkers]

Hey, wanna go to my place and play house?

You'll be the door and i'll slam you.

[ANIMAL MOTHER]

Guy: Got any Italian in you?

Girl: Yes.

Guy: [sp]Want some more?[/sp]

[Fence]

Let's play house, you'll be the door and I'll slam you.

[sp]this was stolen from mafia 2. fite mi[/sp]

[Outro-intro]

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

[cpt.armadillo]

If you were a tree, you'd be a good tree.

[DatWut?]

How about I rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together?

[KlaseR]

Do you work at subway? cause you gave me a foot-long

[PortalGod]

do you like wendy's
[sp]cause you're gonna like it wendy's nuts slap across that face[/sp]

do you like dragons?
[sp]cause I'm gonna be dragon my balls across your chin tonight[/sp]

are you from iraq?
[sp]cause you need to baghdad ass up[/sp]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/TF4ryCx.jpg[/img]

[Cranial Toxicity]

[QUOTE=PortalGod;39949951]do you like wendy's
[sp]cause you're gonna like it wendy's nuts slap across that face[/sp]

do you like dragons?
[sp]cause I'm gonna be dragon my balls across your chin tonight[/sp]

are you from iraq?
[sp]cause you need to baghdad ass up[/sp]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/TF4ryCx.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

That picture isn't funny when used twice on one page.

[Zombie]

[QUOTE=CAPT Opp4;39950066]That picture isn't funny when used twice on one page.[/QUOTE]

Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.

[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sc4AwQVfTk4/Tb269mmEncI/AAAAAAAAAIY/2LhATKHiCHg/s1600/AustinPowers_original-757410.jpg[/IMG]

[CyanLime]

Do you work on a chicken farm?

Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.