Kill the above user with the thing they gave you.

[Strongbad]

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:siren:[highlight][B]HOW TO PLAY[/B][/highlight]:siren:

As stated in the thread title, the object of this game is to kill the above user with the object they give to you.

Example: [quote=John Doe]Here, user below, have a pencil.[/quote]

[quote=User Below]Thanks for the pencil. I stab you in the chest with it, and you bleed out. User below, have a gun.[/quote]

:siren:[highlight][B]RULES[/B][/highlight]:siren:

#1: you MUST kill the above user with WHAT THEY GAVE YOU.

WRONG: [quote=p00pyp3n1s] Thank yu for thee gun i kick yur face in with may kung fu skills lol here user below have this orange peeling.[/quote]

RIGHT: [quote=Kill3r]Thank you for the orange peel. I stuff it down your throat and you suffocate.[/quote]

#2: If you give the below user an object smaller than a quarter, you choke to death on your own penis.

Example:[quote=lollersk8s] I kill you with the object you gave me. Have a penny, below user.[/quote]

[quote=Below user] You choke to death on your own penis.[/quote]

#3: Giving the below user nothing at all or something ethereal/untouchable has the same result as giving them an object smaller than a quarter.

#4: Don't feed the trolls.

User below, have a magnet.

[SvenBrimstone]

I sharpen said magnet, stick it in iron shavings, tape it to my shoes, and boot you to the head.

User below, have some PANCAKES.

[R4iden]

I burn the pancakes and shove them on your face, and down your throat, whilst they're still red hot.

User below? Want a pint of milk?

[ThisIsMyUsernam]

I take your pint of milk and pour it into your lungs. User below, have a goat.

[Fatfatfatty]

i make it angry and somehow make it to attack you

a snowflake

[Hoboharry]

I use it to suffocate you because i make it vaporize into iron.

User below, have a condom.

[ReCreate]

i can't do shit with a snowflake, it already dissolved into my tongue. :bang:
edit: fuck ninja'd
Suffocate. Fill it with air and swallow it. it will fuck you up somehow.

[The Vman]

You choke on your own penis.

Here user below, have a chipmunk.

[[GMOB] Luke]

I give the chipmunk a sniper. 'Nuff said.
User below, have a leaf.

[Chill]

I inject it some rabids make it dig a hole through you eye into the middle of your brain.

NOEZ!

I put it into your throat ,making you suffocate.

User below have an empty cup.

[Seaking]

I shove the empty cup down your throat and you suffocate.

User below have a wooden spoon.

[ReCreate]

*stabs with spoon*

Here, have a talking cat.

[benjojo]

Get the cat to talk you into killing your self.

Have an computer mouse.

[Deleted359224]

i wrap the wire around your neck and plug it into a computer, i bash your head against the desk then sever the wire. revealing the naked wire and frazzling you like a fritter.

Here user below me, have a delicious steak pie.

[piranhamatt2]

i make your lungs choke on the pie

i give you your genitals

[Deleted359224]

I sew them back on and slap you in the face with them with the force of a 10 on the richter scale, your head explodes because of the sheer awesomeness of being slapped that hard by someones testicles and fly off into space.

Hello below user, i give you a Sega Megadrive

[luke7dude]

I threw it at your face, and the game mario fell out the slot, i picket it up, pluged it in and started to play it :)

I give you a pen

[The Vman]

I stab the pen into your eye socket and up into your brain.

Have a flashlight.

[Mental]

I smash the bulb and slash your thought open with it

Have a watch

[Pvt. Martin]

SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT!

Have my keys to the nukes.

[Confused111]

I eat them, then kick you repeatedly in the face.

Have a dollar.

[Mental]

Stab you with the keys (nukes are to obvious)

Have a roll of carpet

Edit:

ooops

Ok chop off a branch of a tree so it squashes you

Still have a roll of carpet

Edit: that dollar was an axe a minute ago

[Maragol]

I roll you into the carpet and push the roll down some stairs.

Here. Have a sandvich.

[_Jailer]

I shove sandvich down your throat and make you choke.

Enjoy throwing daggers.

[The Riddler]

I hurl the daggers at you and and get you in the neck.
User below, have my question mark cane that can detonate certain explosives.

[Wonky]

I set you on fire

Have an empty soda can.

[onforty]

Put you and nothing into a particle equalizer, making you into nothing..
I give the below person a The Riddler
GOD NINJAD..

Edit:
I cut you with the soda can..

I give the below person a Wonky

[Mental]

I fill it with parafin and make a molotov out of it so in a way i guess i set you on fire too

have a table

Edit: whats a Wonky?!?!?

have a table

[NateDude]

I bash you with table.

Below user have an attractive female with giant extra skin on chest and above legs in back

[Mental]

I kill you by setting her on you untill you die from exaustion (what a way to go)

Have a webcam