• Going to a school dance this friday with a girlfriend, tips?
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Alright, long story shot. This girl and I have been close for about 10-12 months. We decided to attend the winter dance that is happening at my school this Friday. Thing is, I have never been to a dance of any kind in my life. I have some decent clothes, and it's not like my entire relationship depends on this event, but I just want to make it worth it. Any advice you guys could tell me? EDIT: I'm in high school, Grade 11. EDIT: Alright, dance passed. It was fun. But I need to practice for sure :v:
depends how old you guys are if its just a high school thing who gives a fuck just wear the dress code and chill, dances aren't nearly as dramatic/life changing as they are in movies
Don't grind her snatch to hard.
It's gonna be fucking sweaty It's gonna be cramped as shit It's gonna be loud as shit, the music is all going to be ghetto booty shit You're probably gonna get a boner Dances are fucking nasty
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8G8cdbPmp8[/media] move like this and she will be all over you i promise [editline]12th December 2013[/editline] 1:10
Whatever you do even if it seems like the appropriate thing to do even if everyone tells you to do it keep your pants on I learned this the hard way.
just go on the floor and copy what everyone else is doing if its a school dance, pray to god that someone spikes the punch
Actually dance with her, don't be like a mill and grind against her the entire time. Also, fuck what other people are doing, all that matters is what's going on between you and her.
High school dances/proms aren't as big of a deal as they're depicted in media; you'll be fine.
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[QUOTE=LegoGuy;43153919]Alright, long story shot. This girl and I have been close for about 10-12 months. We decided to attend the winter dance that is happening at my school this Friday. Thing is, I have never been to a dance of any kind in my life. I have some decent clothes, and it's not like my entire relationship depends on this event, but I just want to make it worth it. Any advice you guys could tell me? EDIT: I'm in high school, Grade 11.[/QUOTE] Don't go. Dances are awful, think about all that goddamn time you'll be wasting. It'll be cramped and hot and sweaty; your feet will hurt and your fedora will be too tight. You could be at home, on facepunch with all of us, your best pals. You don't need some stupid woman.
Loosen up, don't take it too seriously. Be sure you know some basic dances beforehand. Just have fun like you normally would with her. Enjoy yourselves, enjoy the music, and never let her out of your sight because she'll dance with johnny fucking football and the cunt will never text you back ever again causing you an existential crisis as you physically juggle a bottle of jack daniels, your phone, and your dad's pistol in the bathtub while listening to Sunny Day Real EstaTE I STILL THINK ABOUT yoU kelsey
Have fun but not too fun
- Turn your phone off while you're there. If you drive there, then leave your phone in the car. Don't be that guy who sits in the corner with his phone out. - If you're nervous about dancing and she starts dancing with you, don't turn around and dance with the fucking wall. I had a friend do that and it ended in tears. Hell, try to rehearse dancing beforehand if you just aren't sure, if you can think of anything that prevents you from standing out like a sore thumb then that's great and it might help your confidence. - If you're not driving, I'd recommend having a drink or two beforehand to loosen up a bit. Don't go overboard and down half a bottle of bourbon, have a beer or two [B]but pace it[/B]. Don't have two beers within 30 minutes of the thing. But having some can help deal with anxiety if you have any, without affecting your motor skills too much (for dancing). I know you're in year 11 so you might not be old enough to buy any, so get a friend or sibling to get you some.
Fuck
[QUOTE=Propane Addict;43154637]Don't go. Dances are awful, think about all that goddamn time you'll be wasting. It'll be cramped and hot and sweaty; your feet will hurt and your fedora will be too tight. You could be at home, on facepunch with all of us, your best pals. You don't need some stupid woman.[/QUOTE] But truly, don't go. Have a date somewhere unusual, but not with your schoolmates. You'll both be more open to acting yourselves.
[quote]Going to a school dance this friday with [b]a[/b] girlfriend, tips?[/quote] Only tip I can give you is don't bring the other girlfriend.
I don't really have any Suggestions, but I wish you the best of luck mate
Go in highschool uniform with ties and shit like that. Let your girlfriend have ponytail.
Don't be too concerned about your dancing moves, just let it go and have fun. That's more important than trying to impress your girlfriend all the time with that one dance move that you learned from YouTube beforehand or something.
Wear a condom in case of emergency sex.
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;43154430]Dress for success! This should help you out. [IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sq4gkJ5ms9w/TTqD3GPGTqI/AAAAAAAAAIk/LmhZWZj6LQI/s1600/spiky-emo-hair-for-boys.jpg[/IMG] For hair try to spike your hair, if you're unsure how just head to a barber and tell them you want it cut to be spiked and observe what they do. You should note the name of the product they use and buy it online as you'll get ripped off. [IMG]http://greenbeautyjunkie.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/hauschka_volume_mascara.jpg[/IMG] For your face you really only need mascara, black lipstick is optional, chicks really enjoy men wearing these. You can get the mascara from your sister, black lipstick idk you may need to shop around. [IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7fCti8k_JaA/SRzwd71IcsI/AAAAAAAAANA/01uMV3_quX4/s320/axe+chocolate.bmp[/IMG] You probably smell like shit, just head to walmart and find some axe. I read on some website somewhere that women love chocolate more than sex, while I doubt it'll be causing her to orgasm, there's some truth to it, so find the chocolate axe spray. [IMG]http://www.iamyellowperil.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/american-apparel-deep-v-neck-t-shirt-profile.jpg[/IMG] Wear one of these, very simple & classy. Bonus if you have great nipples and a "Slip" happens. Wear some skinny jeans, none of that shitty slim fit garbage. It'll say skinny jeans right on the label so you probably won't have much of a problem finding these. [IMG]http://cdn.stylefrizz.com/img/jeremy-scott-adidas-js-wings.jpg[/IMG] Great shoes, if you can't tell from the URL they're from Adidas, they display opulence and grace. You could also put on some accessories such as a necklace or a ring or two, find them at a skate shop they'll be real cheap. PS: if you can't find the v-neck a band tee works fine. Best of luck! Hopefully you score![/QUOTE] If you ditch your pants this is also a great Witch build for Path of Exile.
[QUOTE=Antdawg;43154815]If you're nervous about dancing and she starts dancing with you, don't turn around and dance with the fucking wall.[/QUOTE]Get your back up off the wall, OP. [video=youtube;2xJWQPdG7jE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xJWQPdG7jE[/video]
Less than 23 hours from now! Thanks guys. [QUOTE=Jimesu_Evil;43155206]Only tip I can give you is don't bring the other girlfriend.[/QUOTE] I'll be sure to note that. :v:
The best school dances are ones with kids from a school you don't go to. You can have fun without worrying what people think about you, since you're never seeing any of these people ever again.
god damn just go chill out and have fun there is literally nothing more to it than that
It was a success! [editline]13th December 2013[/editline] We both had fun. Oh, and funny thing, when one-direction started playing, literally everyone left the dance floor.
[QUOTE=LegoGuy;43176513]It was a success! [editline]13th December 2013[/editline] We both had fun. Oh, and funny thing, when one-direction started playing, literally everyone left the dance floor.[/QUOTE] Glad you had fun!
[QUOTE=LegoGuy;43176513]It was a success! [editline]13th December 2013[/editline] We both had fun. Oh, and funny thing, when one-direction started playing, literally everyone left the dance floor.[/QUOTE] Cheers for you! Which song? I actually like best song ever by one direction because it's pretty much a ripoff of two [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KRpRMSu4g"]great[/URL] [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ"]songs[/URL].
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;43181780]Cheers for you! Which song? I actually like best song ever by one direction because it's pretty much a ripoff of two [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KRpRMSu4g"]great[/URL] [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ"]songs[/URL].[/QUOTE] I think it was something like "live while we're young" ... The slow-dancing songs were shit too, but we put up with it. Overall though, it's defiantly something I'll be doing again.
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