Post your most Awkward/Embarrassing moment here!
Mine is...
Okay so my Trash can is like a few feet away from my dinner table. well the previous day i stayed up all night, i was as tired as fuck. it was dinner time my family talking, laughing 'round the table. then i come in looking like ive been through the worst hangover of my life, and i take a shit into my trashcan.
I didn't remember a girl's name. :saddowns:
Being drunk.
was on the phone with grandma, told her I loved her before we hung up
right after, got on the phone with a counselor. told her I loved her before we hung up.
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As much as I don't believe OP's story I still lol'd pretty well.
Anyway, I'm not sure what my [i]most[/i] embarrassing moment is, but off the top of my head it's probably anytime you think the coast is clear and let out a fart, then shortly after someone walks in the room with you and talks to you for a bit.
I forgot my keys at home and i was stuck outside infront of my house and i had to take a piss real bad,but while i was taking a piss some neighbours drove into the driveway.
staring into empty space and only after a while I realised I was looking at tits
The woman yelled "What the fuck are you doing ?" seeing the feat of a child prodigy. I was shoving my flaccid weenie up the girl's butt at the age of 6. I didn't have a clue what the fuck was wrong with that.That changed everything, every fucking thing when I realize now how the hell I was so cognizant about that without any education or instruction. Blame my genes ?
[QUOTE=uchiha2727;27868419] and i take a shit into my trashcan.[/QUOTE]
[i]Why[/i]
When I was drinking with mates and I whipped out my dick and pissed all over the floor and passed out in it. I'm actually kind of proud of that though, as it was a rental house anyway.
My friend was talking to me about how she had her hair straightened and redone, so I asked for pictures.
She didn't realize I meant of her new hair.
[QUOTE=Skyward;27871465]My friend was talking to me about how she had her hair straightened and redone, so I asked for pictures.
She didn't realize I meant of her new hair.[/QUOTE]
Oh you.
[QUOTE=J4censolo;27869047]As much as I don't believe OP's story I still lol'd pretty well.
Anyway, I'm not sure what my [i]most[/i] embarrassing moment is, but off the top of my head it's probably anytime you think the coast is clear and let out a fart, then shortly after someone walks in the room with you and talks to you for a bit.[/QUOTE]
I completely agree!!! that sucks!
I'm in the gym, doing my stuff. I'm partial to a bicep curl or two.
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So, this guy walks up to a machine just outside my field of view. He looks as though he's struggling with the seat height adjustment (they tend to get stuck, its awkward getting them to move)
So, seeing myself as doing a good deed, I turn to the guy and tell him to “Push down on the seat with one hand, and pull out the adjustment flap with [b]your other hand[/b]. It helps to unjam it.”
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That's when the guy stands up to face me, and I see he only has one arm. Well, one and a bit arms.
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My experience from a thread I made a while ago.
posting on a thread on here as to whether you are a tits or ass man while my baby mama sits right next to me and reads everything im typing.
Failing Geometry or having girl notice a booger hanging out of my nose.
In a restaurant and had to throw up so I ran to the bathroom and went into the nearest stall and puked on a guys lap as he was doing his business. He got all angry. He should have locked the dam door.
Another moment i had i kid you not was like this
[img]http://files.sharenator.com/awkward_Awkward-s500x352-2987-580.jpg[/img]
Just imagine that but me on the right and some 300 lb over weight guy on the left.
It was horrible.
[QUOTE=cqbcat;27882273]Failing Geometry or having girl notice a booger hanging out of my nose.[/QUOTE]
I thought that said "Having girl notice a boner hanging out of my nose."
That would have been [i]really[/i] awkward.
[QUOTE=uchiha2727;27885991]Another moment i had i kid you not was like this
[img_thumb]http://files.sharenator.com/awkward_Awkward-s500x352-2987-580.jpg[/img_thumb]
Just imagine that but me on the right and some 300 lb over weight guy on the left.
It was horrible.[/QUOTE]
When situations like this happen I wait for a stall to open up. Actually I usually use a stall when the urinals don't have small walls between them unless they are a good distance apart.
I was playing a game earlier, I usually have my speakers pretty loud when I play games.
I got bored of playing, and decided to browse a paintball forum, when all of the sudden. Loud moaning sounds, really loud. And my parents were watching tv in the next room.
Twa's awkward.
Lol. Speaking of awkward, I think I had the most awkward Omegle chat ever just now.
You: If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it.
Stranger: BUT I DID
Stranger: i got a cockring like you wanted me to
Stranger: Y U NO LOVE ME
You: Was I asleep?
You: I don't remember that.
Stranger: im not sure
Stranger: you're so cold to me
Stranger: HOW WOULD I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
You: Well, babe, what do you expect, after working those long hours?
Stranger: well at least you could kiss me good night sometimes
Stranger: or smile at me
Stranger: you're always so grumpy.
You: But you have that Whiskey on your breath.
You: Of course I am.
You: You're out whoring around at all those clubs.
You: I know what you do.
You: I have my ways.
Stranger: but i dont do anything
Stranger: i just go there
Stranger: sit there like a boss
Stranger: while my friends try to get laid
Stranger: with no success
Stranger: WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, IN A LOVELESS RELATIONSHIP LIKE OURS?
You: Then why don't you ever bring me along? You leave me alone to sit at home and wonder where you are?
Stranger: I DRINK MY PAIN AWAY
You: Oh, sure, that's convenient, drink it away,
You: when I get angry I just clean your house.
Stranger: why would i take you when you're so cold with me?
Stranger: you complain of everything i like
You: Maybe I wouldn't be if you treated me like I mattered to you. </3
Stranger: BUT I DO
Stranger: I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE COCKRING ALREADY
Stranger: YOU DIDNT EVEN NOTICE
You: Well if I was unconscious, of course not!
You: Gosh.
You: You act like I don't care.
You: Don't you remember that stripper I hired for you?
You: That was out of love.
Stranger: whatever, i'm fucking your sister and her tits are better than yours.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
In my year 12 common room, one of my friends said something really funny while I was drinking milk and I laughed and of course de-snorted the milk everywhere.
Not only that, but I laughed abnormally loud.
So because of that, my whole year went really quiet and stared at me while I had milk all over the table in front of me, on my lunch and on my face.
Also,
my graduation baby photo was of me when I was little with a booger hanging out my nose at the beach.
It was showed to the whole school and most of my year's parents.
About 3 years ago with I was 12 (Godamn, I was a douche back then) I forgot to delete the browser history, and when my mom needed to use the computer for a minute to check her emails, first thing she did was open history and find porn sites
i walked in on my best friend changing and she stared at me. i got a black-eye and probably wont have children but it was okay because my mom walked in and thought i had some weird crotchbeingkicked fetish
[QUOTE=uchiha2727;27885991]Another moment i had i kid you not was like this
[img_thumb]http://files.sharenator.com/awkward_Awkward-s500x352-2987-580.jpg[/img_thumb]
Just imagine that but me on the right and some [b]300 lb over weight guy on the left.[/b]
It was horrible.[/QUOTE]
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Thanks, now we have to wait even longer for Ep3.
[editline]6th February 2011[/editline]
fudy, Gabe actually said anytime someone makes a fat-joke he will delay EP3, it was a joke but still, we don't want to risk it.
[QUOTE=Pen Straw;27868952]was on the phone with grandma, told her I loved her before we hung up
right after, got on the phone with a counselor. told her I loved her before we hung up.
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The grandma part isn't awkward.
[QUOTE=Ghost656;27889784]The grandma part isn't awkward.[/QUOTE]
He's trying to explain why he had the thought of "I love you" going through his head.
If he just said:
[quote] I got on the phone with a counselor. I told her I loved her before we hung up. [/quote]
It wouldn't have made too much sense
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