Post your physic games!

[ducky5]

Post physic games like..... gmod,OE-CAKE,Powder toy.

^ all the above for me

[darcy010]

[url]http://www.physicsgames.net/[/url]

[cheesywlz]

Algodoo, formerly known as Phun.

[TheDudeGuy]

Oe-Cake's so much fun. But you already have it so.... Falling Sands?

[toastedspyro]

World of Goo!

[ducky5]

[QUOTE=cheesywlz;17629633]Algodoo, formerly known as Phun.[/QUOTE]

do you have the full edition pf algodoo?

[IceFire]

So you've played Terrain Deformation games, you've 2D Side-scrollers, hell you've even played Worms 2 which is like a hybrid.

But you've NEVER played anything like this (unless you've played an earlier build in which case you have infact played something like this but not quite as good)

[url=www.datarealms.com][img]http://www.datarealms.com/images/ccsplashlogo.jpg[/img][/url]

[img]http://www.datarealms.com/images/ccgifs/rocketboom.gif[/img]
If you didn't get it from the gif above, then here:
That's right, its a 2D Side-scrolling per-fucking-pixel-motherfucking-physics game!!!!

What does this mean? [b]EVERY FUCKING PIXEL IS A GOD DAMN PHYSICS OBJECT![/b]

Now I know what you're thinking. [quote="You"]Ice, How do I play this fucking awesome game?[/quote]

Well it's fucking simple. So simple infact that I don't even have to write it up because theres a god damn tutorial in the game, but because I'm that fucking generous I'll even upload a "5 step simple ass guide" picture.
[img]http://www.datarealms.com/images/instructions.gif[/img]

Now around about this point you're thinking this
[quote="You again"]How do I protect my brain-in-a-jar Ice?[/quote]
Well it's so fucking easy that you're gonna wish you didn't even fucking ask.

[img]http://www.blogcdn.com/news.bigdownload.com/media/2008/06/946348394_55e019a0b8.jpg[/img]
Now if you're a fucking idiot then I'll explain why that image is so god damn relevant.
It's because you build a base. [b]THAT'S RIGHT JACKASS![/b] You get to build you're own fucking base for your tiny little brain!

Now to be fair, the 2nd and 4th picture are very old versions of the game. So I'll put in here (and just down a lil bit) some gif's of the newer version (with/without some mods people have made) to show you some of the general awesomeness that WILL be had with this badass game.

Also, most pussyfuck games you can fall off a skyscraper, roll into a tree, jump on some other dude, blast your jetpack in his face and neither will die.
Cortex Command however, you and the other dude will, with a 99% probability die from each of those events. It's physics engine is fucking brutal and unforgiving.

Oh, and you can use corpses as FUCKING COVER! that's right, crashed dropships, broken dummies, crabs, destroyed guns, blood, anything becomes terrain once it settles on the ground (read: hits the ground)

Now for some lulpix
Fancy dude shooting a standard dropship
[img]http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff156/dpwhitty/srckilling.gif[/img]
This one is a DSTech dropship. The DSTech faction is FUCKING OVERPOWERED!
[img]http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/2543/barrelrolltc5.gif[/img]
What the fu-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
[img]http://i43.tinypic.com/2iayg4h.gif[/img]

And by now you're probably asking
[quote="You for the last fucking time"]Ok Ice, seriously this is FUCKING EPICLY BADASS WHERE THE HELL DO I DOWNLOAD!?!?!?!?!?!questionmarkexclamationmarkquestionmark[/quote]

And I reply to that by stating simply. [b]CLICK THE FIRST MOTHERFUCKING PICTURE[/b]

[iluza]

[quote=icefire;17634988]crazy guy talking about cc[/quote]

I FUCKING loved your pitch you MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT yeah!!!

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I fucking hate Cortex Command. IT'S TOO FUCKING COMPLICATED AND EVERYONE KEEPS DYING AND FUCK.

[editline]04:44PM[/editline]

Fuck, why can't there be a 2D deathmatch game with physics like these but you wouldn't have to control a million bodies at the same time!? It's too complicated to be fun.

[reviewmad]

hi billy mays son here with cortex command

[zeebiedeebie]

Worms.

[chewybloke]

Can i have a link to that OE-CAKE thing please?

[Saza]

It's no longer available, sorry.

[TomoAlien]

[QUOTE=chewybloke;17638418]Can i have a link to that OE-CAKE thing please?[/QUOTE]

Yes, you can!
[url]http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?zm4yndnifqo[/url]

If the program doesn't run install East Asian language pack from your Windows CD.

[KigJow]

[QUOTE=Iluza;17635189]I FUCKING loved your pitch you MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT yeah!!!

[editline]04:44PM[/editline]

I fucking hate Cortex Command. IT'S TOO FUCKING COMPLICATED AND EVERYONE KEEPS DYING AND FUCK.

[editline]04:44PM[/editline]

Fuck, why can't there be a 2D deathmatch game with physics like these but you wouldn't have to control a million bodies at the same time!? It's too complicated to be fun.[/QUOTE]

You are either dumb or trolling...

I can handle any level on death difficulty without losing much money. You just can't play.

[iluza]

[QUOTE=KigJow;17638842]You are either dumb or trolling...

I can handle any level on death difficulty without losing much money. You just can't play.[/QUOTE]

:downs:

[scuro]

throw rocks at eachother