Give modern day famous people historical-style titles

[RobbL]

As in Ivan the Terrible, Vlad the Impaler, Edward the Black Prince, Ethelred the Unready, Sweyn Forkbeard, Richard the Lionheart, ect

[I][B]Gaben the Delayer[/B][/I]

[Colour]

Obama the Changebringer

fuck I suck at this

[Sobotnik]

Ron Paul, the pussy fiddler.

[Zombie]

Ron Jeremy the Impaler

[Gekkosan]

Obama, the slave.

[theaceattourney]

Kim Jong Un The Superior

[TheIceman]

Kim Kardashian, the Harlot of Los Angeles

[MountainWatcher]

John McCane, the Old Pretender

[Ast_risk]

Garry the Puncher of Faces

[Moustacheman]

John Cleese, Lord of Somber Comedy

Ronald Reagan, the Lenin Slayer

Tobias Keith, the Drunkest Bard

[Doom14]

Arnold Swarchenegger, The Man of Movie and Muscle

[LoSt PrOpHeT213]

Nicki Minaj the Silicon Valley

Dick Cheney the Marksman

Skrillex the dropper of basses

[Nitro836]

Billy Mays The Merchant

Gordon The Free Man

Heavy The Man of Heavy Weapons

Adam Jensen The Augmented

[Torjuz]

Gabe The Third

[DybbukRings]

The Right Honourable Snoop Lion

[JazzyPunk]

Mitt Romney the fucker of dogs

[EmperorKabuto]

Nicolas Cage, Constable of Acting

[Haloscott3]

Postal the Perpetual Jailer

[RearAdmiral]

Barack the Black Prince

[TheIceman]

Richard Nixon, the Trickster of California

[_Kayla_]

Adam Savage, the Maker of Explosions.

[Spudgun]

Will The Fresh Prince

[_Kayla_]

George Lucas, the destroyer of fans.

[Shifty Pete]

Peter the Shifty

[The_J_Hat]

[] Kardashian the Cunt!

[Ryu-Gi]

Sir Robin of the House of Walker, Supreme master of all Hatkind.