Went shopping and a bag broke as soon as I went to leave spilling cordial everywhere when it hit the ground. It got replaced and some guy had to clean it up.
I got out a soda and never drank it.
I posted here..
It wasn't today, but a while ago me and my girlfriend were sitting on a bench somewhere when this 80 year old looking lady comes up to us and starts singing "I wish you a merry Christmas and I hope you both live to be as old as me". She then left without another word.
This happened in November.
I was playing l4d with bots when bill and zoey for some reason rushed at the witch
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Why gaybow?
i took a crap
me and my brother woke up at the same time
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it was weird
I took a walk and I had to cross about 20-30 cm thick layer of snow wearing low shoes.
i breathed
I sucked my own dick
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like a boss...yea...
[QUOTE=Suttles;19274872]I sucked my own dick
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like a boss...yea...[/QUOTE]
[B]I can do it myself![/B]
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I haven't gone to sleep yet. I have been up probably around 23 whole hours.
I had sex
I lost my virginity..
..in an online text-based game.
I posted this :07:
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