Hey guys, guy threatened to "beat me up." You decide his fate - General

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rock his boat

Kill him and make his corpse into a delicious meat pie and feed that to his family. It's the only sane option.

[QUOTE=SexualShark;39749352]So yeah, a chubby chubcake freshman says he is going to "rock my boat." I have JROTC drill practice today, he is staying after school. Lets decide his fate.[/QUOTE] No one cares about your highschool quarrel.

[QUOTE=SexualShark;39749352]So yeah, a chubby chubcake freshman says he is going to "rock my boat." I have JROTC drill practice today, he is staying after school. Lets decide his fate.[/QUOTE] you should rock his cock.

[QUOTE=Unimaginative;39749449]No one cares about your highschool quarrel.[/QUOTE] your username fits so much it's not even funny

[I]Get him from behind.[/I]

[QUOTE=Unimaginative;39749449]No one cares about your highschool quarrel.[/QUOTE] did you just come into a thread to pretty much say "i don't care"

anal rape is the only solution

1. Take chainsaw 2. Cut of all his fat 3. Force him to eat it 4. Throw him into a dumpster 5. Set the dumpster on fire It's the only effective option

Force him to do all your spermatozoids a deepthroat and to gulp down your shit with corn all over it

[QUOTE=IPK;39749491]1. Take chainsaw 2. Cut of all his fat 3. Force him to eat it 4. Throw him into a dumpster 5. Set the dumpster on fire It's the only effective option[/QUOTE] jesus christ thats metal as fuck :rock:

Make him fall on his back and let him starve.

Just remind him not to tip the boat over.

[QUOTE=TCB;39749487]did you just come into a thread to pretty much say "i don't care"[/QUOTE] its two literal underage faggots that are both threatening eachother with a slapping fight its unimportant [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitposting" - MaxOfS2D))[/highlight]

[QUOTE=Unimaginative;39749580]its two literal underage faggots that are both threatening eachother with a slapping fight its unimportant[/QUOTE] yeah i mean how dare someone discusses something that isn't a pressing, major matter in fucking [i]fast threads[/I], the section made for unimportant questions and topics, right? seriously you shouldn't judge someone by calling them "underage faggots" when you yourself are incredibly immature and dumb

better tell mom

1. Get Table 2. Get Lighter Fluid 3. Set table on fire 4. Suplex him through burning table. That'll teach him for sure.

loll xD hit him hard for me! ;)

Just whip out your vastly superior IQ and I'm sure this guy will immediately recognize that he can't possibly challenge such boundless intelligence.

Hit him once in the face with the butt of your rifle. Make sure to aim for the teeth so that they break.

Hold him down and tickle his ballsack, it'll tap into his primal psyche and make him think you're his mother

hammer him down with facts about why hes fat

Usually when I'm told "I'm going to 'rock your boat'" that means they want to have sex with me. Please the man and he will eventually get bored.

Invite him to Facepunch, let Garry sort him out

Group of 20 people + 2 x 4's. "Put'em in a body bag, Johnny!".

throw him out the airlock

[QUOTE=Uncle Bourbon;39750035]throw him out the airlock[/QUOTE] make sure to slip him with a banana first

[QUOTE=Unimaginative;39749580]its two literal underage faggots that are both threatening eachother with a slapping fight its unimportant[/QUOTE]You're almost as cool as Wizu. Almost. No one can beat Wizu in retardness.

Knock him on the ground and fart on his face.