Fail Witness Thread: It's funnier in real life than on the internet. - General

After I got what I need at Gamestop, my mom decided to get herself a milkshake at a nearby Sonic (a restaurant, not a hedgehog people love and hate) as a treat. When her milkshake was ready, a employee delivered it while wearing stakes. He tried to stop, but lost control and slipped. I started laughing on the inside.

One time this person totally failed in front of me when carrying this thing, it dropped and I was LOLing very hard. Total failsauce!

I saw someone get hit by a car and die. Fail! LOL!

Does it count if I witnessed myself fail? Particularly when I fell out of a tree; I got caught by my pant leg and ended up hanging upside-down unable to get down without help. My dad eventually helped me down after my brother laughed at me for a few minutes.

A few months ago when we went on a day trip with the army jeep, we were driving around on this really curvy dirt road up in the mountains. Anyways, we come around a blind corner going fairly slow and this guy about my age on a dirtbike apparently didn't hear the radiator fan of the jeep. He was hauling ass too. We braked and pulled over a bit, but we scared the absolute piss out of the guy. He braked super hard and since we were on a slope, his bike did a complete front flip with him still on it and fell off the road a bit. He landed flat on his ass in a bush. It was the funniest shit, I wish I brought my camera. The guy just sat there with the wind knocked out of him for about a minute or so after and was all embarrassed. Luckily he and the bike had zero scratches. :v:

I was the one failing, and everyone in the restaurant saw it, and all my classmates. I spilled drinkes over one of our geusts

My brother dropped the balls from an icecream-cone outside the icecream-shop some place in Italy. Not 30 seconds later, some posh-ass British lady steps in it, ruins her shoe and falls right on her arse. That was funny.

Witnessed my friend fly over the handlebars of his bicycle without braking, on even asphalt. Still don't know how he did it.

I purposely pulled out the table cloth so the person next to me's plate would fall, and they got a lap full of spaghetti and lasagna.

At a restaurant, and there was a girl cleaning the table in front of us (From my perspective). There was a hanging light swinging slightly from the AC that was above it. She leaned in to get the far side of the table, and the lamp bonked her on the forehead. She looked around to see if anyone saw that and caught me smiling. She turned a nice shade of red and moved to the other side of the restaurant to do something else :v:

One time during the winter, I saw a motorcyclist slowly drive and then start slipping: You know when you're losing balance and you keep moving around in a desperate attempt to not fall, and end up looking ridiculous because of it? Yeah, the guy kept moving like that for a while until he fell over. Then after he got up and started driving again, it took only several seconds until he did that again. Managed to keep going after that though.