I crossed a double white lane cause there was this slow ass lady driving a mini van from the 70s
Got drunk a week ago
[I]Illegally[/I]
I fapped in a Mcdonald's bathroom stall once.
Drove 120mph in a 55mph zone.
[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;23932670]I fapped in a Mcdonald's bathroom stall once.[/QUOTE]
That's legal, I checked
Me and my friends egged this kids house.
[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;23932670]I fapped in a Mcdonald's bathroom stall once.[/QUOTE]
That is illegal? I thought it was just [b]REALLY[/b] discouraged.
Jaywalking
Weed
rape
Took my penis out of my pants in public and flashed a couple of girls, then ran like hell down an alley after one of them had their boyfriend come running after me. Two weeks ago exactly today.
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;23932912]Took my penis out of my pants in public and flashed a couple of girls, then ran like hell down an alley after one of them had their boyfriend come running after me. Two weeks ago exactly today.[/QUOTE]
:wtc:
Went 80 on a 60
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;23932781]That's legal, I checked[/QUOTE]
Well that's unfortunate.
I killed a spycrab last week if that's illegal.
public urination
I smoked a gun and then downed it with liquidized cocaine laced with gunpowder from the Chechen Rebels.
smoke pot
Yar har, fiddle di dee...
:pirate:
Got me some ol' booteh!
:pirate:
didn't stop at a stop sign
I've been driving without bringing my license for the past week because I forgot it at a friend's.
turned on my computer
I broke the law
Watch porn
killed a man
Sucked my own dick.
Torrented the Venture Bros. soundtrack, I plan on hand writing a letter of apology to JG Thirwell because I feel bad about it.
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Put a music video on Youtube. O Father, O Lord, please forgive me.
[QUOTE=Piggah;23933879]Sucked my own dick.[/QUOTE]
Like a boss?
got high last night
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