What is the dumbest question somebody has ever asked you?
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Well, what is the dumbest question? Here are some of my favorite:
If you close your mouth and cut off your lips, will your mouth be gone? - my sister
What are those dogs called? Are they hair no more dogs? - my mothers friend (she meant hairless)
Is there such thing as a negative zero? - student in my math class
I am curious, what do you have for me?
There was this huge truck on the highway and my buddy asked me, it is possible to do like in fast and furious and pass beneath it? (he was kind of asking me to do it...)
Not the dumbest but still...one of them...
[I]"What is the dumbest question somebody has ever asked you?"[/I]
No I'm just fooling with ya ;)
I honestly can't remember. I'm pretty nice in real life so I don't remember any dumb questions, because I don't call people out on them.
cant think of dumbest but I do remember one girl asking me what three-fourths full meant and another girls asknig how to spell practice
I don't know about the dumbest one 'ever' but today i heard a pretty dumb one.
This guy at the office asked where he could find some printing paper.
Oh gee man, let's think uhmmm, try the...printer maybe?
He thanked us and went off to the printer. :v:
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;29482816][I]"What is the dumbest question somebody has ever asked you?"[/I]
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I was expecting that would eventually be what somebody would say honestly.
You don't have to call them out to think that a question is dumb, it is your opinion after all.
[editline]28th April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=ryfry99;29482834]cant think of dumbest but I do remember one girl asking me what three-fourths full meant and another girls asknig how to spell practice[/QUOTE]
Women these days.
Just kidding of course
“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?”
[QUOTE=MacTrekkie;29482898]“Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?”[/QUOTE]
Doesn't that bring back some memories
"I have to [b]PAY[/b] for 3G?!"- My Mom.
That was just this morning.
I've definitely been asked worse questions, but I don't remember too many of them.
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Is there such thing as a negative zero? - student in my math class[/QUOTE]
Hey, that's a really good question.
A friend high on drugs and attempting to make a sandwich, lays out some deli meat, cheese, bread, and mustard on the counter.
Then he looks at me and said "Wait, how do I do this?"
'So wait, will those propellors cut your hand off?'
Do cats need to eat?
"When is the 4th of July?" - Sister
"Does Win7 come with the internet?"
"Didn't Canada take Montana back?"
"How do they write on the paper in the fortune cookies?"
"Are you gay?" - A friend of me
Isn't broadway in Hollywood?
Are you a wizard?
yep.
i was doing computer stuff.
and i got that question.
''Are you Japanese?''
"do you know how to mop?"
i stared at the guy for a minute then walked away.
When I was younger, there was this one girl from high school who went on my bus to a day care center I previously went to, who kept on asking shit similar to "What's pain?" when ever I said something. I can't even imagine how she's doing now.
Him: "Bo, what's your middle name?"
Me: "Bo"
'Do bearded dragons breathe fire?'
"Where's euthanasia?"
"What's AC/DC?"
[i]"What number do I dial for 911?"[/i]
I'm not shitting you. I just walked away, shaking my head in disappointment.
[I]"Do girls really give birth through their vags?"[/I]
I just look at him with a blank face. No reaction. Everything stopped. I still can't believe some people are that retarded. And he was already 16.
So are you chinese or japanese?
"Didn't this whole 2012 phenomenon thing come from the movie 2012?"
How can you be THAT dumb?
[QUOTE=Seaking;29482714]Well, what is the dumbest question? Here are some of my favorite:
If you close your mouth and cut off your lips, will your mouth be gone? - my sister
What are those dogs called? Are they hair no more dogs? - my mothers friend (she meant hairless)
Is there such thing as a negative zero? - student in my math class
I am curious, what do you have for me?[/QUOTE]
"Are Nazis from Germany?" Girl in my History class
[editline]29th April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Rad McCool;29483123]Hey, that's a really good question.[/QUOTE]
NO IT'S NOT! It's a STUPID question!
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