As the title states.
Use these btw, to shorten it so people don't TL;DR your story ">"
>Playing games when grounded
>Mom gets angry
>She turns off the TV, thinking she turned off the game
>She storms out of the room
>Turn the TV back on when she goes to bed
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>Playing a pcw with a cod4 clan
>I had 21 kills
>other four guys had around 8
>Was against a med+ clan
> Playing Borderlands with 3 guys
> Face Nine-Toes
> Let the three guys cut him and his pets down and then die
> Finish him off and his pets and claim all the loot
> Came like never before
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>Watching Deadliest Catch with my girlfriend
>Watching the ad for this episode first
>"Oh no it looks like he's going to die oh no!"
>"He'll be fine it's just trying to get views"
>Watch episode
>I'm right
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@Pete
:smug: Nice.
Hot grease splashes on hand while cooking at party, everyone sees. I continue cooking because the grease wasnt at the point of skin damaging hot.
Watching twilight with girlfriend
Predict its gonna suck.
I'm right
:smug:
>"type ... with your ..." thread
>literally type ... with your ...
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>What are you doing son
>Hitting a ball against the wall at 12:00
>Go to bed
>k
>Continue playing Pokemon.
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>Teacher tells you to get out
>You literally get out of the building
>when she tells you off tell her that you was following rules
:smug:
>Showing something to my girlfriend
>Hear her say it's big
:smug:
>pet my dog
:smugdog:
>dog licks me
:smug:
>I go to a CS:S LAN party in Osaka.
>An aimbot cheater, who is sitting next to me, looks away
>I take his headset he has with him without him noticing.
>I look inconspicuous
>he blames the guy next to him, on his left.
>fight breaks out
>The cheater gets kicked out of the LAN party and banned from the servers
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>I am grounded
>Parents think I never get on computer when i am
>parents trust me and leave
>i get on
>i fap and play games
>parents comes home
>i pull out a book at the computer desk and read
>parents fall for it
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> Playing borderlands with 2 of my friends
> Fight nine-toes
> Let them get cut down like no tomorrow, doing jack shit to him
> Kill him and his skags single-handedly
:smug:
>Watching my friend play borderlands
>Tell him he sucks
>Watch him get fucked over by a bunch of skags
>Im right
:smug:
>Instant smoker kill in L4D
>:smug:
>Friend claiming he's going to "hack" his friend's Facebook
>Ask him what hacking means
>He fumbles over words until finally saying "Knowing his password"
>:smug:
>Playing Team Fortress
>Sentry goin up!
>lol spy Failstab
>Me -Killicon- him
:smug:
> Playing TF2
>Demoman Chargin towards me
>I blow him into the air with the rocket launcher
>Rocket jump
>While on the way up, I draw the Shovel
>Crit on the Demoman
>He dies
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>She destroyed "my" Xbox 360
>I told her it had the RROD and it wasn't mine
>She had to buy my friend a new one
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[QUOTE=Nutnoze;22986252]> Playing borderlands with 2 of my friends
> Fight nine-toes
> Let them get cut down like no tomorrow, doing jack shit to him
> Kill him and his skags single-handedly
:smug:[/QUOTE]
late mate
>Use Smugface on a thread
>:smug:
>Step on scale
>Reads "170"
>Reminisces about being 220
:smug:
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>Eat MCDonalds
>Excuse me miss I spillt my drink can I get a new cup?
>Get a Large
>I totally had a small
>:smug:
>Watch my friend play MW2
>He gets chopper gunner
>Say that he's stupid if he really thinks he's getting a nuke
>He gets knifed at 23 kills
>:smug:
>Telling girl she should cut her hair short
>Gets laughed at
>Sends me a txt telling she cut it short
>:smug:
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