This shit happens during a bible talk
[video=youtube;z4AqJlnwdsg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4AqJlnwdsg[/video]
Recorded by me :3
You know you're in the US when there's bible talks
When there are a lot of illiterate people around you.
When you order a "Children's breakfast" and receive 0.5L of orange juice, 5 bacon strips, 2 fried eggs and 3 thick pancakes.
Bible talk or not, stealing pizza from a group of people is something an ass would do.
OP, were you involved in this pizza stealing?
[QUOTE=slayer20;36129195]Bible talk or not, stealing pizza from a group of people is something an ass would do.
OP, were you involved in this pizza stealing?[/QUOTE]
I figure he records bible talks in his free time.
You know you're in the USA when you pay 5 times less for oil at the gas station.
And still complain about the gas prices.
You know when you live in the US when people say they are "poor" when they have smart-phones and the most expensive crap ever.
You know when you live in southern US when you see a Muslim get shot at for being Muslim. Then the Muslim that got shot at goes to prison for 10 years for attempted murder.
You know you're in the US when people think "Let's just bomb them," is an appropriate response to problems in other parts of the world.
I mean, I've heard this so many times before it's not even funny. One kid didn't even know anyone else had nukes, and didn't know that there was any way to detect missiles in the air.
You know you live in the United States of America when people on Facepunch refer to it as the United States AND America.
Also, people run around with Confederate flags and think slavery should be legal.
The only three letters i need to know is U S and A
You know your in U.S.A theres a Mcdonalds at every street.
When you get your privates fondled on the airport.
I was not involved, I was just recording the bible part cause I thought it was funny.
This was an added bonus.
when knowledge is willfully ignored in favor of religion.
When you step off the plane and are greeted by numerous government agents all wanting to give you a first class ticket to a very special cuban resort.
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