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True story: When I was a kid (I don't remember how it started) me and this other kid (my neighbor) went into my playroom, set up a tent, and held each others wieners while we played. Then we went to the pool with our families and snuck off into the bathroom and grabbed each others wieners again. It was pretty weird. I remember this big kid knocking on the stall. When we were in the car, my mom asked what we were doing in the bathroom and I told her we were touching wieners. She said it was okay to look, but not touch. I have not had a gay experience since and have had sex with lots of women.
What is your gay experience?
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Reading this same thread. [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1467265"]Twice[/URL]. By the same person.
reading this thread
[QUOTE=code_gs;47803424]Reading this same thread. [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1467265"]Twice[/URL]. By the same person.[/QUOTE]
gold commandment #3 fuckwit
edit okay im wrong
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Responding to your thread.
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;47803435]gold commandment #2 fuckwit[/QUOTE]
Link doesn't for for blue members: that'd be #3 anyway
And you called me a fuckwit. #1
then why post it????
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[QUOTE=Waals Vander;47803435]gold commandment #3 fuckwit[/QUOTE]
it only breaks #3 if its a leak, as in something that blues can see, like a screenshot or whatever
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[QUOTE=Waals Vander;47803444]then why post it????[/QUOTE]
so the other glods can see it
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;47803444]then why post it????[/QUOTE]
Because you asked for my gayest experience
As another poster expressed, dealing with this thread twice.
THIS IS A SERIOUS THREAD
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My gayest experience was:
When me and my friends were about 8-9, we were in my friends home, his mother wasn't home, we found a dildo in her room and started using it as weapon.
About 3 of us wrestled on couch trying to get that dildo from each others hands and then stabbing each other with it.
P.S - we didn't know its' a dildo.
P.S.S - it was soft-ish and flexible, so it seemed like a [B]fun toy[/B] to play with and not painful to stab.
P.S.S.S - We broke it and threw it out the window, I still can't imagine what his mother would've told him or thought about it.
its P.P.S not P.S.S
uh
having gay sex probably
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;47803513]its P.P.S not P.S.S[/QUOTE]
oh, thanks I will remember that. I use it quite a lot.
This is probably one of the best grammar things I learned on whole facepunch over this whole time being here.
[QUOTE=arleitiss;47803534]oh, thanks I will remember that. I use it quite a lot.
This is probably one of the best grammar things I learned on whole facepunch over this whole time being here.[/QUOTE]
PS stands for post script, easy way to remember it is that post post script makes sense and post script script does not
Showed everyone my penis who was in the bathroom. This was the 1st grade mind you.
I was known as dick boy by everyone until the end of high school
[QUOTE=seano12;47803582]Showed everyone my penis who was in the bathroom. This was the 1st grade mind you.
I was known as dick boy by everyone until the end of high school[/QUOTE]
yeh unlike all those dick girls you get
[QUOTE=despair3173;47803593]yeh unlike all those dick girls you get[/QUOTE]
Who told you my secret?
Rubbing my dick all over OP's face.
I touched a girl once and it was weird
Sometimes I pull up pictures on my iPhone of exceptionally cute boys I admire and furiously make out with them while I touch myself.
I once looked at the hot guys thread
it really is filled with dongs!
a man once touched my secret sausage
go on
Listening to abba
was about 8 or 9
i was at my friend's house, we were playing halo 2. got tired of playing halo 2 after a couple of hours playing 1v1 on local multiplayer, i wanted to play pokemon cards, he wanted to keep playing halo 2. he said he didn't want to play pokemon cards, so i said "fine, i'll just go play mario party in your brother's room".
i left his room, went into his brother's room, and his brother was excited. he seemed like a pretty lonely kid (he was also the older brother, was like 11 at the time).
anyways, so we're playing mario party, and about 10 minutes in, he goes, "ya know, i really appreciate you spending time with me." im like "yeah okay". then 15 minutes in he goes, "hey wanna see my thing?" i was too occupied with mario party that i didnt hear him at first, then 5 seconds later it registers in my brain. i go, "what?" and turn around quickly, and when i turn around, he's got his fucking dick out and he goes, "well, there it is." i look at him, and slowly turn back to the screen and continued to play the most awkward game of mario party in my life.
when it was over, i quickly went back to my friend's room and decided i'd much rather play more tedious 1v1 matches in halo 2 than hang out with his brother again.
i mean, the dude asked me as if he gave me a choice, and then he just fucking whips it out before i can even respond. fucking cunt.
ahahah
[editline]25th May 2015[/editline]
oh i've got another. when i was at jesus camp, there was this kid who liked to be called "Z." I was Z's only friend except for one day when Z decided to hold me down and try to kiss me in our cabin. I got out of the potential rape by spitting in his eye and leaving him friendless.
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