Bragging Thread V1: 3 LV 9 Smash Bros CPUs Edition - General

Raise your Ego! Post the things about you people would envy most! Here's a few from me Caught 2 shines in 1 playthrough of Pokemon White 2 (without grinding) Never lost a game of Monopoly Own a baseball signed by Jackie Robinson Started a sub-par thread on Facepunch (and yes, I have beaten 3 lv 9 cpus, though they were all jigglypuff) Post yours!

I once told a girl I loved her, that's the only thing I did in my life I'm proud of. edit: Also, I got into university without ever doing my homework, I never even learned for my finals.

I own a 2012 Ford Mustang. Probably the only notable thing that i can brag about.

once i had diarrhoea and i didn't need to wipe best ghost shit ever

I'm 6'3", have never had a broken bone, no allergies, and never needed orthodontia.

I once ate a bowl of cereal...without any milk.

I have accumulated 125 steam games in under 2 years [editline]25th September 2013[/editline] also one time i vomited and I didn't have the vomit taste in my mouth, it was great

I didn't need braces because my teeth were already really good one of my wisdom teeth was literally sideways though

Once I farted so hard I shat a little and no one noticed.

I have a twelve inch penis and an iq of 180. Alright, we've got that out of the way, nobody can brag about either of those things. Good? Good.

I went to take out the trash without my shirt once.

I stubbed my toe last week when watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes.

I draw with a wireless mouse. I guess that's pretty cool.

20/20 vision

[QUOTE=AWarningM;42303463]20/20 vision[/QUOTE] Not sure if you can brag with that -20/-20 would mean literally everything beyond a few meters would be blurred to hell, 20/20 would mean that anything within hand's reach is impossible to see Your glasses must be like observatory lenses or something

I'm a guitarist in a band I guess...also I met Duff Mckagan.

I'm american Oh and I'm really good at raidenx

I have a Play It Loud! Game Boy with the following games: Kirby's Adventure Killer Instinct Donkey Kong Pokemon Silver Tetris Mega Man And looking to buy Mortal Kombat 2

I've beaten Far Cry 1 on the highest difficulty without dying. I met Shaquille O'Neal at an airport taco bell. (he ordered 11 tacos) Been to a lot more concerts than most people I know including Steely Dan, Jethro Tull, and NOFX

I don't have Wisdom teeth at all.

My first ever item drop on TF2 was a hat.. and I have gabe newell's autograph? :v:

[IMG]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/09/17/article-2423724-1BE14A1D000005DC-267_634x430.jpg[/IMG] I know this guy from talking to him on occasion down at my local pub, nobody on here believes me so next time I'm down I am getting a fucking photo.

I'm a virgin [sp]:([/sp]

When I bought Spiderman 2 they gave me a free popout 3D poster No need to be jealous but its a pretty fucking swish poster

-I have 2 Portal 2 posters signed by the entire Portal 2 team -I was a cast member at Walt Disney World for 6 Months -I've had a half-hour conversation with Robin Atkin Downes -Never had a broken bone

Over the past couple of years i've been able to drive over 200 different cars, including but not limited to; 1989 Aston Martin V8 Vantage 2004 Aston Martin DB7 V12GTA 2013 Aston Martin V12 Vantage Prototype 2010 Ferrari F458i 2008 Ford Mustang "Bullitt" 1992 Honda NSX-R 2005 Honda S2000 2000 Lotus Esprit V8GT 2012 Lotus Exige S 2001 Maserati 3200GT 2012 McLaren MP4-12C (with October 2012 upgrade) 1969 Mini Cooper S 1984 Renault Fuego Turbo (one of three registered in the UK) 1984 Renault 5 Turbo 2004 Subaru Forester STi 2008 Subaru Impreza WRX STi Type UK 2012 Toyota GT86

I own 26 game consoles

[QUOTE=Bordellimies;42303624]Not sure if you can brag with that -20/-20 would mean literally everything beyond a few meters would be blurred to hell, 20/20 would mean that anything within hand's reach is impossible to see Your glasses must be like observatory lenses or something[/QUOTE] W-what?

I have hung seen, met, and jammed with members from my favourite band in the world. Who they are doesn't matter as that feeling is subjective.

I'm a fucking fart ninja. Every fart that exits me is silent and smells like death if the circumstances permit. It's such a great ability, and it's a hell of a lot of fun in crowded areas.