Post your "Invisible" Moments - General

[b]OH GOD DAMNIT I MISSED SPELLED IT[/b] It's suppose to be [b] Invincible [/b] Post moments where you felt Invincible. Here's mine it happened today: Today I was at work and I was cutting open some packaging with one of those extremely sharp knifes that are extremely thin, anyway the packaging didn't open so I forced the knife, I used to much force so the knife broke into two pieces one of the piece hit me about half a centimeter from my right eye. If I would stand a little bit more to the left I would've been blind on me right eye.

How does that make you invisible?

I thought that by "invisible" you meant people not noticing you.

Did you mean to write 'Invincible'?

Oh GOD DAMNIT i miss spelled it

How does that make you feel invisible? I'm thinking more along the lines of you're talking to someone and they say they're listening and all of sudden they start talking to someone else. Or when somebody walks into you.

Right before i made this topic, i was like PLEASE DON'T SPELL IT WRONG DON'T DO IT! [img]http://www.hermsenmedia.nl/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/facepalm21.jpg[/img] I deserve it.

I frequently walk up behind people, start talking to them and scare the balls off them because they didn't hear me wandering up behind them with boots on.

Since he probably meant Invincible, I will say both of stories of Invincibility and Invisibility. Invincible: Back when I was a kid, My older sister got mad at me and threw an open can of Coca Cola across the table at me. Somehow I had lightning fast reflexes for that split second and grabbed the Coke can in mid-air without it spilling a drop. Invisible: Last month I was with a group of friends and we were discussing how we did on a Chemistry test. I talked for like 3 minutes about Acid-Base reductions and explaining the nuances of Coordination Chemistry until I realized that no one heard a single word I said.

one hand catching a ball without even looking

One time I was playing hide and seek and it was dark and me and this one girl hid in a bush and the person walked right by us and we were invisible. I know you meant invincible but yeah. [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Zenpod;30903794]one hand catching a ball without even looking[/QUOTE] One time I caught a dodge-ball without trying. Like I saw it coming, but I didn't move, at all, and I look down and the ball was in my hand. I won the game because we were the last 2 left.

I can't think of any invincible moments, so I'll talk of a friend's. This friend of mine is Vietnamese, he's kinda eccentric, and he learned English from watching saved by the bell and shit, so a lot of people think he's weird. Anyway, one day, one of the science classes in my year were dissecting hearts, so as we were waiting for a teacher to come for registration, the idiots in that class started throwing the hearts around, over girls' heads, trying to scare them. After about a minute, there were hearts flying everywhere, and one flew over my friend's head. Without looking, his hand shot up and caught the heart out of mid air. Somehow, everyone in the year saw it, and all 120 of us started clapping, it was amazing.

I played football(american version) when I was younger, I was a running back after I got passed the ball I started running and two of the other team's guys started running towards me, one lunged forward to grab me, I twisted my body just in time and he missed me, the other guy was running straight at me, when he lunged to tackle me I braced myself and just about bulldozed him out of the way and got a touchdown. I was all like :D

Invisible: when I post something on facebook :smith:

When I go to have a dinner with my classmates and one of my classmates (her parents own the restaurant) serves everyone but me and sits down. She didn't notice utill someone said and then she was just like "omg i forgot about you, sorry lol". Fucking bitch, wheres my food?

I can't think of too many good ones, but I got one for you. A while back (when I was a kid), I was really into Motorcross. I pestered my dad enough to get me a small Honda XR 50. I was pretty good at it too, to the point where I was practicing at a course that held amateur class races (one of which my dad took part in and got 3rd or 5th or something). While this was going on, me and a newb kid on a bike slightly larger than mine decide to race on the "kiddy" course. I was winning the race by a landslide, outlapping the kid. Suddenly, as I start passing him, he decides that he wants to slam into me. I flipped sideways, with my bike going off the side of the track and me still in the middle of it. I was then promptly ran over by 2-3 different kids on their shitty bikes that didn't know what the fuck to do. And you know what I did? I walked away; the only proof of it happening being tire treads on the back of my jersey and my scraped up little bike. [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] -Damn Slowpunch!-

I was playing dodgeball and I was the only one left on my team and the was a really hot girl watching me and 3 people throwing at me. They decided to throw all at once ( 3-6 since some had 1 ball per hand). [img]http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1004505926492&id=4b2c8f77a2908c1bd82d8d126597bb09&url=http%3a%2f%2fstickerish.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2011%2f04%2fChallenge-Accepted-Black-771x1024.jpg[/img] And I dodged every single one and won the game.

Riding of a high slope on a bike, during rain. I think over 50 km/h. Except that I fell in a ditch seconds later V:v:V

Once, I was playing basketball against some jocks and such. It was the type where you line up and shoot into the hoop, if the person behind you gets it before you, you are out. I won, I felt so nice about that I was almost convinced that they would get hit by lightning.

Rolled out of the way of some kid who was riding a dumpster at a fast speed down a steep road. I didn't even know I could roll out of the way of stuff. Let alone actually do it.

Becoming level 40 on Fallout New Vegas having collected all unique weapons and wearing gannon family tesla armor. Come at me bros.

Went outside.

[QUOTE=S1N1337;30903652]How does that make you invisible?[/QUOTE] "OH GOD DAMNIT I MISSED SPELLED IT It's suppose to be Invincible" Did you not read the whole thing?

Invincible moment : I was riding a bicycle to uni when a truck driving past lost control and cut me off, I fell and slid under the truck while it skidded. My bike was trashed, it got caught under a wheel, the truck was messed up as it hit a telegraph pole, the telegraph pole fell and damaged a building, the driver of the truck got severe whiplash and broke his arm, and I escaped with a bruise and a few small cuts on my arm where I hit the road. A truck literally skidded over me, and I came out fine. Still got me paranoid enough to avoid main roads on bikes for about a year.

Trip over, bash head full force on wall, get up, proceed to laugh. As funny as it was, I think I now have a minor case of serious brain damage.

Playing Trivial Pusuit, impressing my cute cousin with my knowledge of the functions of the sebaceous gland fuck yeahh

As for invisible, I was playing dodgeball at the end of my school year last year, and I decided to play a little trick. So I snuck over to the other side and pretended to be ze spy. I got out 2 people by throwing a ball up into the air and hiding behind the unused goal. Aka killing to engineers and hiding on the dispenser. [editline]17th July 2011[/editline] Invincible on the other hand. I guessed completely on a test, fell asleep halfway through it, and made an A.

I guess this thread isn't one of your invincible moments.

I was playing Jailbreak on CS:S. I was coming out of a garage on electric_vip, and I had 1 HP from a warday. I open the door, and, to scare the last guy off, I quick-shotted a deagle shot into the place where I thought he was. Unbeknowest to me, the bullet traveled through the windshield of the car, out the back, and headshotted him for an insta-kill. Worship me. [editline]17th July 2011[/editline] Also, I got out in dodgeball, so I slumped down to the loser's wall. A prick on the other team (super-jock) decided to tag me out AGAIN, so he threw a dodgeball at what seemed like Mach .3 into my leg. Huge splap sound echoes through the gym, and I don't even notice it. Cue the claps.

[QUOTE=barrelroller655;31170668]"OH GOD DAMNIT I MISSED SPELLED IT It's suppose to be Invincible" Did you not read the whole thing?[/QUOTE] He posted that before he noticed that it was misspelled. Didn't [i]you[/i] read his realization halfway through the thread?