You're locked in the house and you ran out of food. What do you do?

[LeetZero]

Chomp myself.
Find some candy.
Eat paper?

[Naofa]

Order pizza.

[LeetZero]

Your house is locked...

[RoFLWaFFLEZZ]

fap

[Grabigel]

If there is no food, and the house is completely locked with no way in or out. You're dead.

Unless you broke a wall open and free'd yourself.

[TheBrick99]

I'd break my room's window

Just to fall down into the huge pit I dug to bury my "little" box full with secret stuff.

[Akayz]

I'm sure some of this house is edible.

[Zayfox]

Eat asbestos.

[Trexmaster]

Windows.

[Shibbey]

Smash windows? Seems pretty obvious to me.

[hakkoru]

call a locksmith

[iron]

Unlock the door.

[prow]

Order pizza and tell them to bring crowbar.

[paramud]

And the neighbors thought I was crazy for building a house out of gingerbread.

[kinki-bunni]

Eat the dog

[karit]

take my wallet and then walk out from the windows....

[melindagreen]

break out and go get food

[Wyvers]

Eat my dog.

[Novi B]

Call my mother and bitch that there's no food and it's all her fault. :downs:

[dutchfreak]

keep browsing facepunch because a person can survive quite long whit out food

[SilverDragon619]

-fap
-fap
-fap
-sleep
-fap

[VG-Cats]

eat some fruit..

[Pvt. Martin]

Time to rape the sink

[Megaket]

Make a thread about it.

[geoface]

1 word, Break the window, hop outside, get a locksmith, get my house unlocked and order pizza

[Pecius]

Download some food from internet :downs:

[Carbisari]

Eat the bats in the attic

[face614]

find the cat and make stew

[ashxu]

:suicide:

[mrmr]

Eat the door hinges then walk to the shop