So, with all this media attention just because of a little flu, I wonder what if there was a [B]SUPER DEADLY PANDEMIC?[/B]
Mine would be [B]AIR HIV.[/B]
Its like the normal HIV virus, but spreads thru the air. Almost everyone would be infected, and when they realized it, great amount of the population would be infected and infecting others.
The other one would be the lulz virus. The virus would be airborne and infect with lulz everyone. The world would be a much brighter place.
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I'd make an illness that doesn't seem to effect you much but it would be a little irritating, none are deadly, they just make you want to kill yourself.
Couple of examples:
An airbourne disease that makes you twist bottle caps the wrong way the first time you attempt it, it would just be a little bit annoying.
A disease that makes you inable to taste bacon, this would be horrible so all the scientists would stop working on cancer and AIDs and cure this instead.
A disease that can kill Madagascar. That is all.
hmmm...
A tricky one :D
A disease that gives everyone called Bradley super magical powers. :D
sorry, i had to do it. :(
Makes me feel better:D
A disease that sets Furries on fire in the event of Yiffing, spreads to everyone.
A disease that makes you poop once every month, No matter how hard you try, and after a month, when you shit, your ass splits open
A disease that eliminates every disease on earth, and then combines together with ever piece of junkyard metal in the world and turns into destructor or something and eats people
a disease that causes necrosis, baseball sized cysts, hemorrhaging, internal bleeding, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, constant vomiting, rectal bleeding, bleeding of the bladder, tooth enamel deterioration, and sterilization...I call it, the D-strand
a virus that gives you baseball sized kidney stones every 4 hours
oh good how i wish a zombie pandemic would inflict earth. but then go away after like a week. just like in the movies. ZOMBIE KILLING TIME!!!!!
A disease simply called Normalization. It slowly spread through air and only infected people in age ranges there were too many of, these people would be killed differently disguised as normal deaths and over time.
It would simply keep a population balance, and no one would ever figure :iiam:
A disease that wipes out peoples personality so that everyone becomes a robot. And becomes a necrophile. That would be scary.
A disease that makes you rip toilet paper while wiping your bum so you get poop on your fingers.
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